Darkness is Magic

by RainbowSkunk

Rating: teen
Tags: Dark, Comedy
Length: 1108

Deep in the night, 5 ponies sneak to a special place in the Everfree Forest.

Deep in the night, when every pony is asleep, 5 sneak out to there special place in the Everfree Forest. Who are these ponies? The are the Darkness Society and they are here for some unfinished business.

WARNING! MAJOR 4'TH WALL BREAKING!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-07-10 00:59:08 UTC

1

It was late night. Sugar Cube Corner was very quiet. And I mean very quiet, like the only thing making noise was Pinkie because she was sneaking of to something. Anyway, it was very quiet.

"Hey narrator! Stop talking about how quiet it is, and focus on me!" The pink pony yelled.

Well sorry! Just trying to set the mood! Anyway, Pinkie-

"Ok, you see my hair? You see the flatness of it? If my hair is like this, my name is Pinkamena. Got that?" Pinkie said.

Ok, Pinkamena was sneaking off to something. She walked out of Sugar Cube Corner and walked down the quiet streets of Ponyville. She started heading to the Everfree Forest. I don't know why, I mean that place is freaky! You know, the clouds move on their own, and the animals take care of themselves!

"SHUT UP!" Pinkamena yelled harshly.

Well, back to the story, Pinkamena looked both ways before entering a hole at the bottom of a tree. She climed down a ladder and entered a secret room. Man, someone should make this on Minecraft!

"No! No Minecraft!" Pinkamena said.

Usually, Pinkamena, or Pinkie, what ever you want to call her, is all cheery and makes people happy! But that is just what she wants you to think! Pinkamena is actually very mean! She hurts my feelings! I feel like I'm missing something?

"Yeah, you missed the part were I'm the leader of a secret society." Pinkamena said.

Oh yeah! Well, back to the story, Pinkamena entered a room with three other ponies, i guess, only one of them is a pony. The other two aren't. So, the others were Trixie, Gilda, and just some random Changeling.

"I have a name!" said the random Changeling. "My name is Coal."

Coal? You mean Cole, right?

"No, Coal. Well, my pony name is Coal." the random Changeling said.

Just Coal?

"I haven't figured a last name yet!" the random Changeling said.

"Ok, now, let's finally start the meeting!" Pinkamena said.

Wait, were's Flutterbat?

"What?" Pinkamena asked.

Flutterbat! She's on the cover right next to you!

"She's not in the story yet." Pinkamena said.

Oh, ok. So, the 4 ponies all sat around a table. Just so you readers know, I, the awesome narrator, will be calling them ponies even though Gilda and Coal are not ponies.

"So, what is this about Flutterbat?" Coal asked.

"We'll talk about it later." Pinkamena answered. "So, what should we do?"

"LET'S GO KILL CELESTIA!" Trixie yelled.

"No. Do you want to die?" Pinkamena asked.

"BUT NOW I HAVE MY AMULET BACK! PLEASE! I WANNA BE A PRINCESS!" Trixie yelled.

"Yeah, I totally remember wanting to get the amulet back." Pinkamena said sarcastically.

And now, is what you would call a flashback! It was night. Pinkamena was walking through the Everfree Forest. She looked inside Zecora's hut. She was still awake.

"Dang it!" Pinkamena angrily whispered.

She looked over and saw an opened window. Pinkamena grinned. She started throwing rocks at one side of the hut, making Zecora walked over. Pinkamena then threw a rock at Zecora's head through the window, knocking her out. She then hopped through the window, grabbed the amulet, and ran. She got to the hideout.

"You got her?" Pinkamena asked.

The others nodded. They were holding Trixie captive!

"What do you want from me!?" she asked.

"We want another member." Pinkamena said, revealing the alicorn amulet.

"No! Not again!" Trixie said. "Wait, I can just take it off!"

"Not if Coal puts a spell on it!" Pinkamena said.

"No!" Trixie said.

"Wow, is she really that stupid?" Gilda asked.

Pinkamena put the amulet around Trixie's neck. "Welcome Trixie." Pinkamena greeted.

"WELL THEN! I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT!" Trixie yelled.

"So, anything realistic?" Pinkamena asked.

"Says the pink talking pony." Coal said.

"Shut up! At least I'm better than swiss cheese!" Pinkamena yelled.

"How dare you!" Coal asked.

"YOU ARE WRONG! I AM THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE!" Trixie yelled.

"You're all losers compared to me!" Gilda yelled.

Please Stand By While They Are Fighting For, What Was The Reason Again? ... Oh, Yes, For No Good Reason

"Ok, now that we've got that settled, what should we do?" Pinkamena asked once again. "Trixie, you don't get to answer."

"Let's get revenge on Rainbow Dash." Gilda said.

"I don't know, I mean she could find out about all of this." Pinkamena said.

"I said, let's get revenge on Rainbow Dash." Gilda said, a little more harsh this time.

"Ok, fine! Geez!" Pinkamena said.

You know, I actually agree with her. Gilda was being really harsh! I know she's suppose to be mean, but maybe she should think. She's talking to a pony who is 'friends' with an alicorn princess!

"Shut up!" Gilda yelled.

What are you going to do? You are just a character in this story! I am the one who is talking about what is going on.

"Did you forget that Trixie is sitting right across from me, and how she has the alicorn amulet?" Gilda asked.

I realized how much Gilda could hurt me by making a portal with magic and I decided to shut up.

"So, Pinkamena, how are we going to get revenge on Rainbow?" Coal asked.

"Well, we could have one of her close friends join us!" Pinkamena suggested.

"What do you mean? I'm already here!" Gilda said.

"No! You guys are idiots! I mean we get Fluttershy." Pinkamena explained.

Now that she mentions it, how come Fluttershy and Gilda haven't met in the past, even though they both knew Rainbow before the show started taking place? I don't know. I guess it's just up to the fanfic writers. Anyway, where were we?

"WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW WE WERE GOING TO KIDNAP FLUTTERSHY AND MAKE HER JOIN US WHICH I THINK IS WEIRD BECAUSE SHE IS THE ELEMENT OF KINDNESS!!!" Trixie answered.

"That's just it! When was an awesome time when Fluttershy wasn't really showing kindness!" Pinkamena asked.

Now, we all know the right answer. In the season 4 episode, Power Ponies! She became the Hulk, and then she was all like FLUTTERSHY! SMASH!

"No! You aren't even a real character in this story! Why am I yelling at you!" Pinkamena yelled. "We need, Flutterbat."

"If you're trying to leave off on a cliff hanger, it's not working" Coal said.

"What?" Pinkamena asked.

"We all know that Flutterbat is going to be a member. She's on the cover right next to you." Coal explained.

"Well, it doesn't help that somepony ruined the moment!" Pinkamena said angrily.

Please Stand By As Pinkamena And Coal Start Fighting Again