Twilight Sparkle kills Hitler

by xXNecron_LordXx

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, Tragedy, Twilight Sparkle, Gore, Princess Celestia, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Alternate Universe, Human, Sad, Other
Length: 2425

Twilight Sparkle falls in love with Hitler.

Twilight Sparkle casts a spell and falls in love with Adolf Hitler.
In retrospect, it shoulda been Fluttershy.

Published 2012-04-11 03:14:04 UTC
Last updated 2012-11-17 06:54:50 UTC

dead hitler

Twilight sparkls plan to kill hitler

a my liytle fanfic by brony

on day there were twiliht sparkle and she were reading about ansiant histery and she saw somehting about “humens” and she were confused, why had the princess celsta nmever told her about humans so she tought she should go snd afined celesalsa an ask her why she had never heard humans before

so twiliht ran to cast;e were celestya was and she had to asked her way [ast the gards as discord where on the loss again. Princess where are the humans she asked the princess but she had no ideal what humans where so princess just said “twilight humans are fake except they do not exist” and she pushed twiliht out door and told gards to ecourt here to door. So when she got to library at home she told spike to take notes, she was about to find humans. She searched all day thruout library and finded one back one humans, called “my camp” twiliht aredy red it before but she are not now it was about humans. It told twiliht about evil jewsh bangers whol ruld a palace called “germenemy” so she got teleport and said “to germenym” twilight and spike travelled through time and arrived at germny the following day with the other mane six and startswil the barded

they were in room with hitler and hitler dicnt crae about them becase he was lauhgin at the evil jewsh. “ha ha, the jewsh are all dead and ow amerca will fallt ym rech.” twiliht salued hem in typcla nazzi fashon “hello hwo are you little horse” said hitler. “i am twiliht sparkle and I am her to kill more jwesh for you” hitler lauhged. They all laughed did. “ha ha little pony you are my little pony and we shal kil more jwewsh” soon twiliht cave gim poshion to elimnate jewsh and they lauhed ats ther were no mor jewsh. With the jesh thret elimnated the fuhrer and his favrte ponys were happy withhim so they gotter drunked. Rommel whered of been their but he was died for betrynging germenemy. Know was the time of invashen of americar and his allie, britaibn and russhia

stalin has reqgeuite from the war with his soviet onuin when twiliht kill most jewsh in world, taking his army wile leavign him powerles so he culdo not helped them fihgt the nazzis so he shot mhiself in his head to sacve hes people the occupygn nazzis of germenemy but this was not enouh and hitler invedead rushia and stalin had lost. Hitler bommed britaibnia to pint of devshation and they surrendereded to nazzzi power america fuht bravely and wen lost presdent sayed before dieing “amercia never fal to foryen nazzi;s” and hitler hong him by nec till he die. Hitler dont not invase japan as they did allie him.

Hitler stared at Twilight's delicious flank. Savoring the look of her curvacious purple plot. He couldn't restrain himself any longer. He unzipped his pants to reveal his occult powered Fuhrer boner. Twilight's look was one of pure terror as his swastika emblazoned cock grew to unimaginable proportions. She blushed when her eyes met the Fuhrer's cock. “Oh Twilight, mein life is vizout pleasure. Eva is a dirty zlut, and she neva has the sexes wiz me.” Twilight blushed even harder. “Twilight, vill you fuck vis me?” Twilight considered this for a moment. She was still a virgin, and hoping to save this for that special somepony. But this was her Fuhrer, she couldn't just NOT have sex with him. She sighed, and nodded her head. “Yes, my fuhrer, I will fuck you!” Hitler's face lit up with joy, and he slowly walked towards her. Twilight prepared her body, completely unaware of how sex worked. Hitler's chest opened up, and his skin began to peel off, morphing his body into the head of the Fuhrer on a body of tentacles. He thrust tentacles out, and they wrapped around Twilight's legs, wrapping them together. He moved more tentacles towards her flank, and shoved four or five of them into her wet pussy. Twilight began moaning and screaming, the pleasure becoming too much for her. “Yes! Yes! Give me your Aryan babies!” Hitler shoved more tentacles into her mouth. “Quiet! Herr Goebbels vill hear you!” Outside of the door, Goebbels was stroking his cock to the sounds of the Fuhrer making love in his alien form. Twilight had cum several times now, but with no hole to escape her body from, she began swelling with the juices. Hitler noticed this, and fearing for his lover's life, he tore her stomach open. “Zere! Now ve may continue ze cumming!” Twilight screamed in agony, but was muffled by the Fuhrer's rape tentacles. Hitler was on the verge of releasing his load , as Twilight's vision faded. He began to thrust his tentacles in and out of here faster and faster, sticking more of them into the bleeding hole in her stomach. Finally, he released his acid load into her body, and her body blew up into a gory mess, with all of her holes being filled with Fuhrer tentacle-cocks. Hitler was saddened, the only girl he had ever truly loved was dead. But the next day, Applejack proved Twilight's Jewish heritage and he committed suicide out of shame of losing his alien virginity to a Jew. The other ponies sat down and cried for their friend, who was little but red globs laying splattered on the walls. Little did Twilight know, she was the one who saved America from utter destruction from the Third Reich, by offering her body up to the supreme leader's anti-semitic lust.

The other ponys then went homed and cryed for there friedn who dyed for their furher and they crated nazz parti in equestria for all the nazzis to rejoisg and lern of their fuhrer and soon celesatsia was a nazzi and dresed like hitlers bosdy. All was nazzi and gud for the wordl and the mules and the zebras and the dolfins and ragons died in their mase extinchion. And builded statyue of hitler in cantelot and maded hitler and alicorn who was best alicorn ever and ever and ever and was always lovde by his people but they where not peple they where ponys know so theyre rejoised expect hitler who was ded now

in the end earth pulled army to equeshrtia throughut purtle an celestal gave up fyght and nazzis enslved ponya and ponys fught back sved eath and questria dn president obama sayed “think you applejack” nd pared was with the ponys foreber and eber, until the nex time the nazzis would meat tem in battle or till alians invade lief of humens ponys would help theyre companions but then celesalstia gave speech to ponys saying “my little ponys today we where braev and foguht to the enmy of land and lerned the evil of nazzis who know ded now, but not rroget youre allie how die to defeet nazzis for ever of us” and they bowd hesds to remember twiliht spocklee hoe died defeating adalf hitter in glorse battel of wits and sex so mahbe she were not bat but only delided in her beliefs and rarty says “we all lern leson not to die fur evil cauzes because in the end we all dye for nthing so let we die for not evil and life happy lovign livfes of wife and hubsand familee”

all laughed expect rainbo dadj how whas sad twiliht had dyed yougn as filie an she fell like kill self but she new she hadnt frends who culdo helped here life on so he shot himdelf

the end

Expanded Sex Scene

Note: This chapter was requested by most readers after reading the first chapter. It is an expansion pack to the sex scene.

Hitler had never been with a woman, much less a female equine. He had never experienced many of the joys of life. He had never been drunk, he had never had friends, he had never even experienced college. But now, here was Twilight Sparkle, standing before him, naked. She was even more naked than usual, despite being naked all the time. He could already feel the stiffness growing between his legs. He was ready to unleash the full passion of the Third Reich. He was the embodiment of the Aryan race, ready to ravage her body with his master race cock.

Twilight, on the other hand, had read up on sex in the book in her library. She was knowledgeable in the many fetishes of Equestria, but had never experienced sex firsthand. She hadn’t even given in to her carnal desires during her late nights in the library. But she was soon to be a virgin no more, and she was fanatical about having sex with the Führer. Ever since she had learned of the National Socialism, she had looked forward to this moment. Every juden pig killed, every capitalist dog deported, and every inferior race purged. It had all led up to this: sex with a god amongst mere mortals.

“Fräulein Twilight, vill you have the sexes vith me?” Hitler asked. If Twilight hadn’t known this was the leader of the Aryan race, she would have thought he was blushing. Twilight was hardly containing her desires as well, and she blushed profusely. “Yes, my leader, I want you to fuck me like a cowboy!” Hitler scowled, and slapped Twilight across the face. “How dare you mention the cowboys? Are you betraying the master race, fräulein?” Twilight blushed even harder. She could have only dreamed the great leader was going to abuse her in such naughty ways. She was turned on, and she played with him. “Oh, yes, my leader; I’m a naughty capitalist! Cleanse me of my juden!” What Twilight took as harmless (relatively speaking) fetishism was actually Hitler unleashing his anger upon her for associating with the juden of Wall Street.

“How disgusting, fräulein Sparkle!” Hitler said with his nose held high. “I vould never have sexes with a juden!” He crossed his arms and walked back to his desk. Twilight stood ashamed. Had she gone too far? Did her leader and the leader of all Aryans deny her? She hurried after him. “Wait, my führer! I was just playing along! I am not juden!” Hitler stopped. Could it be Fräulein Sparkle was into abuse, too? Had he found someone better than Eva? He turned to look down at the purple unicorn, who was now tearing up. “Fräulein Sparkle, you are not juden?” He said, tears welling up in his eyes.

“No, my führer, I am of pureblood! I am master race!” She exclaimed loudly. This was all Hitler needed. He swiftly tore off his belt in a majestic fashion, and his pants fell to the floor. His raging cock bounced out, both emblazoned with the swastika and wrapped in an armband. “Vee vill begin fucking now!” He said with a commanding tone. Twilight giggled and started turning, only to be stopped by the Führer. He grabbed her head and pointed her face at his cock. She was eye to eye with the monstrous Führerboner, as he called it. She opened her mouth, and Hitler shoved his cock into Twilight immediately. There was no patience with the Aryan leader, and he thrust in the unicorn’s mouth with a ferocity that would have astounded most stallions. He grabbed Twilight’s horn and mane, and began thrusting harder. The Fürher began moaning loudly, unashamed to alert the entire Schutzstaffel of his harsh lovemaking. It didn’t take him long after to cum, filling Twilight’s mouth with stream after stream of hot pureblood semen. She swallowed it all, not wanting to waste a single drop of the Führer’s precious cum. He released her mane and horn, and pulled his cock out of her mouth. They were both sweating and panting by now, but it was far from over.

“Fräulein Sparkle, I am about to show you a secret that I have never shown to anyone... or anypony.” He said, almost reluctant to use the term.

“What is it, great leader?” Twilight said, nearly exhausted from the harsh facefucking her leader had just given her.

“It is my purest form; the future of the human race. It is the goal of all Aryan men, women, and children.” He said as he unbuttoned his shirt. It fell to the ground as several tentacles grew out of his stomach, soon multiplying in numbers. His hands morphed, and his legs opened to reveal more tentacles. He was now but a head sitting upon a pile of tentacles. Twilight was astonished. It was beautiful. She blushed far harder than she had before, feeling an overwhelming sense of ugliness in comparison to the greatest form of life in the galaxy. “Twilight, I want to give you my Führer semen, and ensure my heritage is passed down for future generations of Führers.”

“I will gladly bear your children, and their children, my great leader!” She said enthusiastically.

“Then prepare yourself, Fräulein! for the full might of the Aryan race!” Hitler shouted.

Twilight had little time to process these words, as within seconds his tentacles were upon her. They gushed into every opening of her body, thrusting in and out of both her snatch and mouth. Soon, some even penetrated her anus and nose as well. Twilight could only make muffled moans as the tentacles drove her to the brink of orgasm, filling her up to the maximum. However, Hitler was growing angrier. He had an abundance of tentacles not being satisfied. If he could not find a hole, he would have to improvise. Several tentacles wrapped around her stomach, and one powerfully thrust itself into her, breaking the skin. Blood began to flow as it dragged itself along her stomach, creating a tear for the tentacles to fill. She was filled with even more tentacles as her thoughts began to fade, and the darkness filled her eyes. She looked one last time at her Führer, and fondly thought of the idea of being the mother of the Fourth Reich. Then, all life left her.

Hitler began thrusting more forcefully, and finally blew his load. Burst after burst went into her carcass, seeping out of her stomach and orifices. It then dawned upon Hitler, however, that his impatience and lust had killed Twilight. His only lover, was dead.

To be continued in Twilight Sparkle Kills Hitler, a fanfic by NecronLord.