Wanted: Dead Or Alive

by Just A Fabulous Cat

Rating: teen
Tags: Adventure, Random, Alternate Universe, Comedy
Length: 1337

Twilight is wanted dead or alive. Why? I assume you are asking. Well read this fic and figure out why she would be wanted...

Twilight is wanted dead or alive.

Now read this fic (Aka Twilight's journal) and figure out why.

NOTE: Gore later in story!!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-07-10 20:00:03 UTC

Hunted

The Day After That

There's more to my story though. For example Celestia sent her younger sister Luna to hunt me. Just my luck. Now I had guards and an alicorn trying to kill me. Just great. And they had managed to get a tuft of my fur. So now they had hounds after me also.

I'm just so lucky!

And my wanted posters were everywhere now spreading lies about how I look. My mane is prettier than that!

So what was I going to do? I was pretty much dead. But my mind wasn't going to give up. I came up with a dangerous plan that could either save me or kill me. I went through with it anyways.

The plan was to go to a dragon's lair and let them catch up to me. Then I would awaken the dragon and hope that it would only kill Luna and her guards. And the hounds.

Sounds dumb right?

Well it worked. But Luna wasn't killed. Only her guards. And hounds.

So Luna reported this back to Celestia.

Now she was pissed at me.

So now I had two alicorns hunting me.

So lucky.

So now what? What was a lone unicorn like me to do? Well my mind had finally given up on me so I could do nothing.

Nothing but wait for my doom.

Now I'm going to stop writing. You'll have to flip to the next page to figure out what happened. (If I get to write it later tonight)

So I Got Lucky...

Later That Day

So I pretty much waited for my doom. I sat in the exact same spot for over a day. What's the point of eating or drinking if your going to die anyway?

After about two days the royal sisters arrived. They literally just appeared right in front of me. I had quickly gotten to my feat.

"Just kill me already." I had said. Celestia spoke.

"We plan to do more than just kill you..." She had said with a grin. The sisters' horns then lit up. There going to keep on blasting with me magic until I die! I had thought. Right before they sisters blasted with magic there was a loud boom and a circle of rainbow colors. It had triggered something in me and I went magic berserk.

Right when the sisters blasted their magic at me I blasted a beam of purple magic at them. The sisters had not been expecting this and where quickly defeated.

I then ended up blowing up the surrounding trees.

So I got lucky...very lucky.

And sisters were even more pissed at me. Now the story will begin to get interesting.

I almost forgot to mention that I got my cutie mark that day. A little late but at least I got it. I think it means my special talent is magic...or stars. I can't tell. Pretty sure its magic.

Celestia had managed to get a good look at my cutie mark. And she seemed scared.

Does that mean I could possibly beat her? Possibly become the new ruler of Equestria and stop the murder of unicorns?

I don't know. But I knew I had to try.

And this is where the adventure begins.

Prologue

Hello. My name is Twilight Sparkle. Let's just say I'm sorta a bandit...But not really! I only killed that Pegasus because he was trying to kill me! Yet somehow that's considered murder. Sometimes I don't understand those Pegasuses and earth ponies. For example they somehow managed to ban magic.  Your probably like how the hay can you do that and why?! Well they  just did it. And I  have no idea why they did that.  Now all unicorns are considered outlaws. And things only got worse for me when I had to kill that Pegasus. Now here I am sitting by this fire in the middle of nowhere praying that they don't find me while i'm sleeping. Otherwise they'll shoot me on sight.

If you are reading this journal then you may be wondering why unicorns didn't just blast all of those Pegasuses and earth ponies with magic. Well only a few unicorns know spells. The rest of us have no idea how to use our horns. Why? Well there are only a few spell books in the entire world. So it was quite easy for those Pegasuses and earth ponies to capture a lot of us. Then they hung us. But not me. I managed to get my hooves on one spell book. But only one.

I learned some basic spells like how to levitate things and how to teleport. That's about it.  When they came for me I managed to escape using the little magic I know. So here I am now in the middle of this forest writing in this very journal that you are reading.

Now I'm assuming that you want to know more about the ban on unicorns. Well I guess I have some time to tell you the story...

Now it all started...

How It Started And My Story

The Next Day

Sorry I left a cliff hanger there. I fell asleep while I was writing. So it all started when a unicorn called Sombra attacked Celestia and Luna. They had managed to defeat him but Luna was severely injured. Celestia must have been worried about another attack or something. So after the attack she declared that all Unicorns are outlaws and should be killed on sight. Well all unicorns except for her loyal guards. It was quite random and out of nowhere but her guards obeyed her. She is the queen of Equestria.

I remember when they barged in to my house with their pistols aimed at me and my parents. I had been reading the spell book I had stolen from another unicorn. I was going to save my parents but then I started to think about all of the things I could do with out them. So I teleoprted away without them.

So you are probably thinking I am a bitch right now. I can understand that. But I do regret doing that all of those years ago. But then at the same time I don't....

If my parents had been with me they would have probably tried hiding in the forest with me. We would have definitely been caught then. But I kept on going. I went through the forest the surrounded my house and then I kept on going. So in a way saving only myself was a good thing. In a way.

I pretty much raised myself from then on. And it wasn't too hard. I'm a pony so for food I just ate the grass around me. And I could sniff out water. So life was easy. Minus the fact that I was constantly running away from ponies trying to kill me. The guards eventually gave up on me assuming that wolves had killed me or something like that. Then life was easy. Too easy in fact.

So of course years later a Pegasus found me. And tried to kill me.

So I killed him.

How? I assume you are asking. Well its quite simple.

I had been playing around with magic in my free time. And I had a lot of free time. I eventually learned how to blast raw magic at enemies. Or squirrels in this case. Those squirrels were never seen again...

So when he had attacked me I had instinctively blasted him with my magic. There weren't even ashes left.

And of course he had a buddy. He managed to escape my grasp and go tell his entire town about me. I even found a wanted poster of me in forest the day after.

Let's just say it looked nothing like me. They totally got my mane wrong. And why did I look like a lunatic? And who had drawn the picture of me saying they'll never find me? Ponies...Sometimes I just don't understand them....

Especially artists.