…But that definitely didn't happen.

After a long day of working at her father's local Hay-Fil-A fast food restaurant and a near all-night anime/gaming session, the introverted 17 year-old pegasus mare, Terra Nova, wakes up and is forced to do the most horrendous thing ever: go outside.

Armed with only her jPhone and Friendtendo 3DS to face the outside world, she gets jumped and kidnapped by an eccentric, eerily happy pink earth pony. The pony then forces Terra to try a new type of cupcake. Little did Terra know that the pink earth pony had added an extra 'ingredient' that really should not have been ingested. Like, at all.

Problems soon ensue, causing Terra to wish she hadn't gone outside in the first place.

[AU tag because I'm too lazy to explain technology]