Mage Spell Radio

"MAGE SPELL RADIOOOOOOOOO! Yoyoyo! This is DJ Pon-3--" "And Octavia." "--Uhh, yeah Octavia! Anyways, me and Octavia are here to tell all you listeners of Mage Spell Radio the lowdown on the streets. You see, Equestria is known for the dominant race of basically the entire nation and technology. That and the introduction of punk magical rollerskaters that take the new spray cans and deliver some art to the streets of cities like Canterlot, Manehattan, and Ponyville! As we sa--" "As we said, we give you the lowdown of the streets so you know everything. There are gangs of rollerskaters(rudies) that spray paint walls in different areas. The greatest group at the moment is the RR's, the Rolling Rudies. This is a group with some random punks tha--" "My turn, Oct. Like she was saying, the RR's is a group with some punks; Zero Bit:(Zero Beat looks like a changeling) A changeling with no money--totally expected--who prefers to spray some graffiti of rainbow ponies all over town! Also, Uh Oh: A green-maned blue pegasus wearing red slim shades with black slits who messes everything up as much as he can! And lastly, Informative Insult: An extremely sassy teal-maned green earth pony mare who acts as the teacher of the RR's!" "The next group is Griffon Gel, a trio of three griffons intent on ruining everything in their way. Their group has a secret leader unknown to all of us... The members are all blue griffons." "One more group remains, Changeling Challenge. This group disappeared a while ago, but they are a group of extremely intelligent changelings with a neutral status. Rumors say they are at Vanhoover currently." "The Royal Guard are trying to take out all the rudies to put an end to their schemes with their leader, Shining Armor, and the Wonderbolts." "When any of you can, take out those meddling punks! Me and Octavia are out! Seeya! We are gonna play some hardcore tunes today! MAGIC - SPELL - RADIOOOOOOOO!!!"

Meanwhile...

"Yo, Zero. We need to get moving! We should take on the Wonderbolts today!" says Uh Oh. "I dunno if we should, dudes. But why not?" inquires Informative Insult. "She is right. Why not?" says Zero as he smirks.

This is gonna be crazy.