Mage Spell Radio

by Midnight Blink

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Crossover, Random
Length: 637

What happens when spray paint and new technology is invented in Equestria? I don't know, but I will try to demonstrate. -- This story is Jet Set Radio actions interpreted as an Equestrian problem.

The era of having to go to a stage to listen to music is over. Paint is no longer limited to a canvas. Spray paint has been invented. So have metal cubes designed to tune into magical frequencies to listen to music. Also, ice skating is now possible on land. Roller skates powered by magical stones that hold the wheel on each skate in place have now been introduced. But wait, vandalism is rare because of the fact that paint was limited in creation! But spray paint!! Graffiti!!! Now we are getting somewhere!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-07-13 18:09:22 UTC

Area 1 - Ponyville

"Yo, this is DJ Pon-3 and Octavia broadcasting live from Canterlot with smooth tunes that will wash away yo minds!" "We are ready to announce that the RR's are now zipping out to Ponyville to take on the Wonderbolts who are visiting for an air show." "So let us see how this is going to go down..."

In Ponyville...

"WHOA!" shouts Insult. "I didn't know the Wonderbolts could do THAT! Well, they won't be able to show off after this." As the three skate through Ponyville, they find Sugarcube Corner and they exchange glances. They all begin to spray paint on the walls with their own signature graffiti marks. A massive clang comes from behind, startling the trio. Staring them down was the puny--

...

the massive strong powerful Shining Armor... "SCRAM!" yells Uh Oh as they turn to skate away. Insult stays behind and pulls out a magical spray can. "Cease and desist, vandals." commands Shining. "Not on my watch!" Insult starts spraying Shining in the face with the magical spray, which disables his magic and stings. "Hey guys, we can go to the Wonderbolts now." Zero Bit takes off his rollerskates for some reason and says, "I had NO idea my hooves smell that bad-- either way, listen! DJ Pon-3 is about to say something!"

"From the depths of the ocean, and the top of the world comes MAGE SPELL RADIOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I just got word that the RR's just sprayed Shining Armor's face with a load of graffiti

Lowdown of the Streets

"MAGE SPELL RADIOOOOOOOOO! Yoyoyo! This is DJ Pon-3--" "And Octavia." "--Uhh, yeah Octavia! Anyways, me and Octavia are here to tell all you listeners of Mage Spell Radio the lowdown on the streets. You see, Equestria is known for the dominant race of basically the entire nation and technology. That and the introduction of punk magical rollerskaters that take the new spray cans and deliver some art to the streets of cities like Canterlot, Manehattan, and Ponyville! As we sa--" "As we said, we give you the lowdown of the streets so you know everything. There are gangs of rollerskaters(rudies) that spray paint walls in different areas. The greatest group at the moment is the RR's, the Rolling Rudies. This is a group with some random punks tha--" "My turn, Oct. Like she was saying, the RR's is a group with some punks; Zero Bit:(Zero Beat looks like a changeling) A changeling with no money--totally expected--who prefers to spray some graffiti of rainbow ponies all over town! Also, Uh Oh: A green-maned blue pegasus wearing red slim shades with black slits who messes everything up as much as he can! And lastly, Informative Insult: An extremely sassy teal-maned green earth pony mare who acts as the teacher of the RR's!" "The next group is Griffon Gel, a trio of three griffons intent on ruining everything in their way. Their group has a secret leader unknown to all of us... The members are all blue griffons." "One more group remains, Changeling Challenge. This group disappeared a while ago, but they are a group of extremely intelligent changelings with a neutral status. Rumors say they are at Vanhoover currently." "The Royal Guard are trying to take out all the rudies to put an end to their schemes with their leader, Shining Armor, and the Wonderbolts." "When any of you can, take out those meddling punks! Me and Octavia are out! Seeya! We are gonna play some hardcore tunes today! MAGIC - SPELL - RADIOOOOOOOO!!!"

Meanwhile...

"Yo, Zero. We need to get moving! We should take on the Wonderbolts today!" says Uh Oh. "I dunno if we should, dudes. But why not?" inquires Informative Insult. "She is right. Why not?" says Zero as he smirks.

This is gonna be crazy.