MLP Pony Deathmatch: Zyntron vs Little Pip
“Tonight, we aren't talking anymore celebrities, we talking about an all out war on the characters bronies like best.
What happens when A unstoppable force go toe to toe with the baddest chick around...All this..., answered on....
..Pony Deathmatch!" Welcome everybrony to Pony Deathmatch, the only place you'll see Hub's most popular show's characters rip each other apart limb by limb."said Johnny Gomez.“ahhh doesn't it seem great to be back on the air Nick?"
“Yes it does Johnny, yes it does. And every since we got kicked out the schedule in 2007, I've been starting to begin my own business." Nick said.
“Wow Nick, really" Johnny said surprised.
“No, I was just kidding. I'm just a broke man living in the streets." Nick replied
“Well, for tonight's match there's going to be serious business."
Each of these ponies was known as the hero or the good guy. But tonight one of them is going to be history as The calm but deadly Zyntron goes face-to-face with Fallout Equestria's one and only Little Pip for a fight that is sure to make everypony beg for more." “Let's go down to the ring where referee Mill Lane is with Zyntron. Getting this fight started."
“So Mills, where's this...“Little Pip" at anyway. I got more important things to handle." Asked Zyntron in a kind of tired voice.
“She's in the future" replied back Mills.
“The Future?"
“ Yeah, but thanks to our PDM Time Machine, we can her back in time and make the fight possible." Said Mills answering Zyntron question.
“Johnny, this match is already heating me up with excitement." Said Nick
“Don't get too excited yet Nick. The PDM staff is still unloading the Time Machine." Johnny said back.
The Time Machine was finally lowered, and was being prepared by the workers, filling the tank with gas and punching in keys at the Machine's computer. The lever was pulled, sending roars from the capsule all around the arena. Blue lights illuminated from behind the steel door , humming as a blast of smoke erupted from the top of door. “Ladies and Gentlecolts, coming from the time Equestria was nothing but a barren piece of trash. I introduce to you from the near future. Little Pip!" Mills announced as he flinged the door open, letting the rest of the existing smoke escape into freedom. Out stepped Little Pip, who of course, was shocked where she was.
“What the? Where the heck im I l?" Asked Little Pip
“Welcome to Pony Deathmatch Little Pip, 200 years back in the past." Replied Mills
“Why?" Little Pip questioned
“Because the fans want you and Zyntron to fight to the death." Mills replied
“Well Nick it's about “time"" Johnny punned
“You can say that again Johnny, and speaking of time, Mills has appeared to have entered the ring along with Little Pip." Nick said
“Considering with that, let's get right to the action." Johnny commented back
“Alright you two, I want a good clean fight. You.." Mills pointing at Little Pip “ I don't want to see anything of your weird futuristic crap in my ring. And you..." Mills pointing at Zyntron“..you can do whatever you want, I'm outta here." Mills said backing off a little “ Now, Let get it on!!!" Mills yelled as the ring bell rang running out the ring.
“And this match is underway." Said Johnny high in the balcony
“What the fuck?" Little Pip said in confusion looking back where Mills exited the ring.“bbbb forget it. Alright Pretty boy, let me kick your ass right fast so I can get back what I was doing." Little Pip said while beginning to punch Zyntron in the stomach.
“Little Pip is already trying to end this match as fast as it started" commented Nick
“She's throwing more punches down there than Canni Soda at the Galacon." Comment Johnny as well.“ But it appears not to be affecting Zyntron in the slightest.
“Now that's what I called abs of steel " Nick said as well
“What the hell?" Little Pip said tired out by the useless punches at Zyntron's stomach.
“You done yet princess. Well , it looks like my turn now." Said Zyntron as he grabbed Little Pip's throat, and punched her in the face making her fly across the ring. Making the crowd wow at the event.
“He just punched her harder than Canni Soda at the Galacon" Wowed Nick
“I just said that" returned Johnny
“Oh.....He just punched her harder than Canni Soda at the Bronycon" Replied Nick making Johnny slap his hand in his face.
“How was your flight?" Asked Zyntron sarcastically
“Ahh" Little Pip moaned raising her head.“ I gotta admit you do got some hands."
“Thanks, but luckily for you there's more than that came from." Zyntron said picking up Little Pip continuing to pound her in the face.
“Little Pip is in big big trouble already Nick." Johnny said
“Well that's you'll expect from somepony who's little" Nick stated
“She's not little, she's a full grown mare. Nick"
Blood were gushing out of Little Pip's wounds and snout and she struggled to stay on her feet.
Zyntron , on the other hand was celebrating at the crowd.
“Little Pip has gained back consciousness and has wielded what looks like 2x4." Stated Johnny
“Hey Zyntron," said Little Pip as Zyntron turned around. WHACK! as the Little Pip slammed the board upon Zyntron's skull knocking him down.
“What a blow from Little Pip" Johnny commented in.
“But hold on Zyntron is back up and is not to happy." Nick stated
Little Pip turned around to find Zyntron bigger with white glowing eyes and his blade like wings spread apart. With Little Pip still surprised at the transformation, Zyntron grabs her by the throat with one wing extended and spins his other , heralding it towards her. Almost slicing Little Pip head off. Mills Lane steps in.
“No spinning killer blades allowed!" Mills instructing distracting Zyntron, Giving Little Pip an opportunity to act.
Typing at her PipBuck, one of the arena lights disconnected and fell on top of Zyntron. The crowd ooooed with excitement.
“Clever move by Little Pip, let's just hope it will give her enough time to recover." Worded Johnny
“You said that too soon Johnny, because Zyntron is back up" Nick corrected.
“ Mind if I break in?" Said Zyntron as he broke thru the light, back in his original state. “It looks like your luck ran out" Zyntron followed walking towards Little Pip. “ Time for me to finish you off once and for all."
“I don't think so, cause my luck is actually on level 8, smartass" Little Pip replied wiping the smile off Zyntron's face. “In reality, it's your luck that's going to run out" Little Pip said throwing a grenade in front of Zyntron.
“Seriously? A Magical Energy Grenade,.you think that will stop me? Look, you don't even have it activated."
Suddenly beeping echoed from the grenade as it exploded.
“It's over, it's all over, Little Pip wins." Nick said excitedly
“ Not just yet Nick, A matter of fact, Zyntron is still standing on his two feet unharmed. Although some of the audience um....well just didn't survive.
“Damn it Little Pip!, what did I tell you about using that futuristic crap in my ring." Mills said angrily as he walked in the ring.
“Ohhh... not bad pops" Little Pip replied apologizing about the accident.“I forgot ponies now isn't use to this kind of technolo-" Little Pip was cut off as Zyntron sucker punched her.
“Ooo , nice shot by Zyntron." Johnny said
“ Little Pip looks shaker than Rainbow Dash at the Best Young Flyer Competition" Nick joked.
“You look tired, It's best for you to go take a break." Zyntron says to Little Pip as he punches her out the ring, smiling at the crowd afterwards.
“Little Pip better think of something fast, or she's done for." Johnny says
“ And saying that, Little Pip is back up." Nick said replying to Johnny's comment
“ahhh, Hey Zyntron, say hello to Little Macintosh." Little Pip says holding up the revolver shooting it as Zyntron turns around eventually catching the bullet. Zyntron then grabs Little Pip from the ropes and toss her around the ring, tying her up in a magic rope.
“ Wow...,and they call you a hero."Zyntron says kicking Little Pip in the face. “It's too bad, your peers won't see you anymore."
“Fuck ..y-you!!!" Little Pip said spitting blood in Zyntron's face
“Well that's not very lady like. Didn't your mother teach you any manners?" Zyntron said as he punches and pick up Little Pip by the neck.
“And it looks like Zyntron's going for the kill" Johnny stated. “Wait but hold on, no...no, it's the mysterious masked man. The masked man has finally returned.
“What did these celebrities and ponies do to him to make him so angry?" Nick asked puzzled
“We may never know, but all we know is he's extremely dangerous" Replied back Johnny.
The masked man danced around the ring as Zyntron watched puzzled. After a few moments of non stop dancing, Zyntron lost all focus on Little Pip and started to fight with the masked man, although missing every shot due to man's breathtaking moves. With Zyntron pointlessly trying to fight the masked mystery, Little Pip escaped from the ropes and watched as Zyntron desperately attempts to kill the man. A few moments passes until Little Pip decides to interrupt the pathetic battle by blindsiding Zyntron across the head with a shovel. The masked watched in horror as Zyntron fell to the ground. Looking at the black costumized man, He decides to dance causing him to get hit as well.
“Eh ah ah ah ah" The masked man cried holding his hand on cheek escaping the ring.
“The masked man has fled, let's just hope he won't be back anytime soon." Johnny said while the man in black twerks at the arena door.
“Luna-damned.Fucking.Creepy and I thought getting shot by Calamity was a painful experience to go thru." Little Pip said while seeing the man pacing out the door. As Zyntron still tries to recover, Little Pip begins pounding him with the shovel, keeping him down.
“ What's wrong tough guy, can't handle it." Little Pip said bringing back the shovel.
“Nice Blindside...for a mare." Zyntron replied with a smirk
“Thanks, but there's more than that came from." Little Pip said back hitting Zyntron harder and longer than before. After countless hits, the shovel breaks with Zyntron motionless on the ground.
“Yeah, who the bad bitch now uh?" Little Pip smiling
“Little Pip is finally in control of this match" Johnny said
“The question is Johnny is if she can finish him off."
“And Zyntron's back up" replied Johnny
Seeing Zyntron, Little Pip runs to bring him down but ends up being punched down.
“Enough fun and games, time to finally end this once and for all" Zyntron commented choking Little Pip with one hand
“And it looks like the end for Little Pip."
“Any last words?" Zyntron said still choking her
“Yeah...watch your balls" Little Pip said as she punched Zyntron's groin, making him wither in pain. Escaping Zyntron's grip,.Little Pip stabbed Zyntron in the leg with her serrated blade, making him experience more pain as Zyntron's struggles to pull it out getting shot by Little Macintosh
“Little Pip has finally turned this fight around. Clever plan used there don't you say Nick " Johnny said
“Of course, Johnny. And if only I had a plan to keep my house as well. Oh wait I just thought of one." Said Nick
“And what is that?" Johnny asked perplexed at Nick sudden comment.
“ Murder ,Johnny" Nick said shocking Johnny instantly
“Nick ,...I don't think that's a good-"
“So does it matter, we could kill them and I could get my home back start a new life, a new man."
“We? Im not killing anybody" Johnny said in a more loud tone.
“ Why, you and me could get anything we want and still get away with it. Look at Pinkamena for example, she kills innocent ponies every month and nopony has found out about it yet, and if we get caught, we will still have somewhere to stay and make new friends."
Johnny watched Nick a bit freaked out “ Well good luck with that. And speaking of luck, Little Pip got Zyntron right where she wants him"
Little Pip was following her clever plan step by step as she continued to weaken Zyntron down. As her last weapon hit its target, Little Pip ran to the ropes,.pulling herself farther and farther waiting for the right moment to let go. Zyntron was back on his feet, still dazzed about the attack brought upon him. Letting go, Little Pip throw her body thru Zyntron's body, instantly killing him.
Little Pip rises up to find the now dead Zyntron on the mat.
“ It's over, it's finally over. Little Pip has taken down Zyntron."
“And the winner is... the mare from the pointlessly existing future 200 years ahead of time." Mills says holding up Little Pip's hand
“What an unbelievable finish don't you think Nick?" Johnny asked
“Are you kidding Johnny, that was one of the most match flipping moments I've ever seen in my career. And my career is long."
“ We you can say that again Nick. From the PDM staff here at the deathmatch arena, I'm Johnny Gomez saying good fight and good night.
Johnny and Nick looked at each other for a moment
“What?" Johnny asked
“The plan, Johnny" said Nick
“I'm not doing it Nick" Johnny replied confidently
“Well suit yourself, don't be surprised when you see me riding around in my Ferrari with girls all over me
" Nick said exiting the booth.
“Ahhhh" Johnny blowed.
THE NEXT DAY....
“Help me Johnny" Nick cried as the police dragged him into the car
“Sorry nick, just enjoy your “Ferrari" and “Women" like you said."Johnny replied as Nick enter the car with another guy in the back and drove out into the horizon.
Author's Note
First story and First Match of a new series I plan of making. Time was running out so I went ahead and finished it (finally). Thank you for reading and new episodes/stories will be added every Monday (hopefully). :)
