drugs or cupcakes dash?? :D

by Moon Pie

Rating: teen
Tags: Dark, Alternate Universe, Comedy
Length: 213

dash hadnt paid pinkie for the drugs yet whats ganna happen???

Pinkie Pie baked 'special' cupcakes. Dash eats one and one thing leads to another she on a table in pinkies basement being hacked to peaces.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-07-11 18:09:34 UTC

happy ening?

"BITCH Y U KNOCK ME O-", dashed looked down on floor and saw mr. Cake clopping to what he thought was an unconscious dash. " uhh.", Mr, cake looked up. He dashed up stairs. " Come back you perv and untie me!"

A very 'special' day...

Dash was flying threw the air, the wind going threw her like frogs in my stomach. She was high on acid,

she just bought some from derpy. "Derpy can make some good stuff..." Dash fell on scootaloo, "oh sorry rainbow dash...", Dash apologized to scootaloo then flew off to pinkies house. She needed some wee- um, I mean cupcakes. Yeah cupcakes... She needed some more 'cupcakes' from pinkie. She dashed down towards pinkies house.

   " Pinkie hasn't been paid by dash yet...", Pinkie trotted threw the kitchen and picked up bathsoap, " Pinkie will make her snort this, then, dash will become zombie! MWAHUAHAHA!", Pinkie laughed like a mane-iac, " Then pinkie will make her a cupcake, and feed it to celestia.", pinkie chopped up the soap.

   Dash instantly crashed threw the roof and landed next to pinkie. " Hi twilight I'm pinkie pie.", Dash shook pinkies hooves, " Here snif this, it's heroin.", Dash sniffed then fell to the floor.