spike gets high

by hopeforbestlol

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Random, Anthro
Length: 1133

spike gets dat weed and blazes like a fotest fire

In this story spike is just chilling when he finds something he shouldn't so………basically this is the story of a blazing,smoking,chocking,joking dragon spike

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-07-13 17:27:32 UTC

spikes weed adventure

We have spike walking down a sidewalk sexting ms.cheerilie (yea that's ducked up but here we go).

Spike text: oh yea baby I'm gonna lick you so hard.

Ms.cheerilie text: mmm you want my juice in your mouth.

Spike text:  oh shit twilight is coming gtg baby bye.

Ms.cheerilie text: ok see us baby

Twilight gives spike a displeased look spike just smiles.

Twilight: nigga what the Fuck you doing.

Spike: talking to my bitch

Twilight: ok damn son I'm just saying.

Spike walks outside for some air and sees an unfamiliar bush he walks to it and cuts it of and rolls it up in a paper

Spike: well um I guess I'll smoke this

He smoke the stuff (it actually weed) and coughed a few time and the started filling loose and light and chill

Spike: whoa my girl whould love this. Oh wait she's still in a meeting fuck....... Maybe the crusaders..... Yea them.

Spike goes to the friend club house.

Spike: guys your never gonna belive thi......

Spike seemed to have walked in on an orgy.....gay orgy

The crusaders: he bro you got something for us.

Spike: um yea but why are you all fucking.

The crusaders: because we were talking and we all love each other so why not be together.

Spike: ok then um I hope your happy.........

Sweetie bell: we thanks

The crusaders all give him a hug.

Scootaloo: so I smell something nice and oh what chould it be.

Spike: oh come on scootaloo are you seriously playing innocent.

Scootaloo: I don't know what your talking about.

Spike face palms

Spike: ok it's a drug and it's really fucked up so just smoke it with me.

The crusaders: ok

They all smoke it and start feeling weird.

The crusaders/spike: damn this is trippy.

Applebloom: damn son where'd you find this.

It was so fun that when they were half way do with there high they agreed to do this again,then the munchies got them they all ran home to eat.

Twilight: damn nigga I thought you were with your niggas.

Spike: nigga I was damn I got the munchies so I came home.

Twilight: oh ok then see you later nigga.

Spike: ok see you later.

Spike text: yo baby I'm back.

Ms.cheerilie: hey my meeting is over so why don't you cum over.

Spikes mind: yes yes yes

spikes speed adventure

So we have spike walking to sugar cube corner for some "special" treats

Spike walks in to see RD and pinkie running like a race.

Spike: what are you guys doing?

Pinkie: were on speed witch is a drug that makes you fast.(four times as fast)

Spike: um wait what?

Rd: what she said was was we are on speed.

Spike: oh ok got it.

Rd: while your here do you want some.

Spike: well I guess but I'll be okay right?

Rd gave him a pill and in an instant he felt fast and light.

Spike: wow this is so cool I need to go I have chores.

With that spike dashed out forgetting he was only there for a toy for his girlfriend.

Spike: ok I need to take a bath,give owlicious a bath,(two hours later) and cook dinner lets go.

Spike did the chores in 1 hour he gave twilight dinner took a bath and do other stuff when he finished he felt tired he wobbled and fell on to the floor and passed out cold.

(a day later) twilight: spike you alright.

Spike: ow my left side hurts.

Twilight: yeah he's ok

Twilight walked away leaving a really fucked up spike

spike birthday (bonus chapter)

Spike was just getting home from the skate park when he noticed the lights off he switched them off to see a party.

Ponyville: surprise

Spike: wow guys I can't believe it.

The main six: yea

Spike: you guys rock

Spike then noticed his girlfriend

Spike: hi baby.

Ms.cheerilie: hey boo.

Spike and ms.cheerilie share a quick kiss.

Spike: so what did you get me.

Spike said in a lustful tone

Ms.cheerilie: can't tell you it's a surprise.

Spike: ah man well I'll be waiting.

Spike winked at his girlfriend

The mane six/the crusaders: so spike we have a new drug for you to try.

Spike: what.

Rarity: a nice beer.

Rarity gave spike the beer and he chugged it.

Pinkie: holy shit you know how to party.

Spike: ah,whoa that's gross.

Rarity: just drink more

Spike: fine.

Spike got drunk fast since it was his first time.

Spike: you know you guys are my best friends.

I mean I chouldnt have done it with out you.

Rarity: what is that spike

Spike: um I forgot where's my girlfriend.

Rarity: who is she

They all knew it was his big Secret and he was to drunk to remember it was

Spike: ms.cheerilie.

Postville: gasp.

Ms.cheerilie walk to spike and together they explain there relationship

Twilight: damn I never expected that.

Rarity: really I'm prettier than her and still spike ducks her

Spike: hey rarity shut up

He then kissed his girlfriend and carried her to the bedroom wher they had the angriest sex ever

spike maker adventure

This story starts at the place all do school

(okay class today we will be learning art with markers.) Said ms.cheerilie

The class was so excited they screamed.

okay who wants to pass them out and then who wants to pass the paper out

Spike/applebloom:me!!!!. No me. No me. Me me me me ME.

Me.cheerilie:children calm down you can both do it.

Spike/applebloom:ok. Thank you ms.cheerilie.

Ms.cheerilie:your welcome

Spike/applebloom both start passing out the markers and paper.

Ms.cheerilie:now that you have your materials start.

And while all the kids were drawing spike was thinking with the tip off the marker near his nose he started to smell it and in a few minutes he was seeing some shit he was tripping so bad he started hitting on ms.cheerilie and with ms.cheerilie being a Hugh pedo was getting wet so she toke him to the closet

WARNING SEX SCENE IF YOU DON'T LIKE THAT SKIP IT

Ms.cheerilie locked the door and sat down and spread here legs

Ms.cheerilie:you gonna lit my pussy or just stand there

Spike being high as a kit thought her pussy was ice creams and started liking it and bitting like crazy all will ms.cheerilie is having a blast

Spike:you taste good

Ms.cheerilie:oh god yes. AHHH I'm Cumming. More.

Then ms.c (that's what I'm gonna call here from now on) came like a water slide and spike thinking it was his ice cream melting he liked it all up

Ms.c:so are we toghether now .

Spike:sure

With that spike pass out and ms.cheerilie snuggled with her new boyfriend.