A story in which Luna is a retard

by Scavenger

Rating: everyone
Tags: Alternate Universe, Comedy
Length: 183

Your anger pleases me

I wrote this just to spite Luna fans, Have fun

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-07-12 09:45:43 UTC

The first (and only) chapter

     A story in which Luna acts like a Retard.

IT was a bright and sunny day in Equestria and everypony loved it, exept...

"I hat teh sun bcuz I rule th nigt" Said Princess Luna like the dumbass she is.

"why cant everypon luv th nigt, its teh gretest evur" Luna screamed as loudly as possible in a retarded manner.

"Luna why are you fucking screaming like a three year old?" Princess Celestia (The clearly superior Princess in my superior opinion)Said to Luna clearly pissed off by Luna's Retarded as fuck yelling.

"why do al th pons lik teh dey nd not th nigt, everypon shod lik th nigt." Luna again screamed like the fucking dumbass she is.

"Because the ponies can't do things like farming and other shit you can't do at night." Celestia said clearly getting annoyed by Luna's yelling.

"Butt Im teh superor Princes not u ur a bu..." she was cut off as she was sent too the moon forever.

"Oh thank me she'll be out of my life forever.

                                      The End.