Apple Jack the Ripper

"Apple Jack!!" Apple Bloom called for what felt like the hundredth time in a row. Her sister had been standing in the same spot for the last twenty minuets, daydreaming about who knows what, while she had important news to tell her. AJ came to and looked around at her surroundings, an average day at Sweet Apple Acres. Grannie Smith was napping in her rocking chair and Big Mac was plowing the field and Apple Bloom was looking up at her with big, expectant eyes on her cheerful, perfect, unscathed face.

    "Sorry, Ah must have been daydreaming again," she said with a deep frown. Apple Bloom snorted at her.

"You think? Anyways Ah' have big news! There's a circus in town!"

Apple Bloom handed AJ a poster advertising the flimflam brothers traveling circus and potion show. Apple Jack smiled upon seeing the faces on the flyer.

"Can we go sis?! Pleeeeaaase!! Ah'll never ask for anything again!" Apple Bloom begged.

"Well...." mused Apple Jack, "Ah' have been looking to get some fertilizer for the apple trees. Maybe I'll bump into some there...