The Sleeping Accommodations

Mac was lead to the guard barracks and shown around as shadow looked at him.

"So tell me Mac... What is your issue with gays huh?" Shadow said as he pulled out a chest and motioned Mac to sit.

"Shoot I don't think its natural... You know two cocks don't make a baby and two vaginas don't make one either." Mac said as he looked at shadow grimacing.

"Well dude that's just it... You see it doesn't matter about the equipment. Its what is in the heart instead. Tell me have you ever thought about who you yearn to be with in your life?" Shadow said as he levitated a sketch pad and a varieties of pencils to himself.

"Well kinda... I want someone who is nice but can be stubborn at times and someone who loves to work and especially someone who has a horn!! You damn unicorns as hot... Well females really." Mac said blushing as he saw shadow sketching away on his sketch pad. "What'cha sketching?"

"I'm sketching a rough sketch of two different ponies and you tell me honestly which one you like better." Shadow said as he showed two unicorns one stallion and one mare. "Alright make without even thinking which one is the hardest working...."

"The stallion..." Mac said as he looked back at the mare that was lithe but looked like she never worked a day in her life. "My sister looks like a better hard worker than that mare.... But what does this have to do with anything?!"

"Because I think there is something more to you that you won't let on.... You envy your sister don't you?" Shadow said as he grinned

"Whut no I don't what are you saying... How did you know she had a fillyfriend?!!" Mac said as he got flustered and his nostrils flared.

"Because my special talent is foreshadowing and being able to picture it and sketch it." Shadow said. "Plus it doesn't help with the picture your gonna get later on."

"Whut? Oh I hope its not a picture that I think its gonna be!!" Mac said as he got flustered and agitated. "Maybe your right... Maybe there is more to me and I'm a bit jealous. Doesn't mean I got to become gay."

"No one wants to turn you gay. I haven't gotten in the bed and raised my flank to you now have I? That's rhetorical by the way cause I haven't and probably won't. Mac I did this because I see in the future some pony you least expect is gonna get your attention and when they do it doesn't mean you changed or your different it just means your heart wants what it wants." Shadow said as he sketched something on his sketch pad.

"So your saying I'm going to love a stallion?" Mac said as he grimaced.

"Or a transvestite... I didn't say now did I Mac?" Shadow said as he continued to sketch.

"Then what are you sketching?" Mac said annoyed from the response.

"What Sargeant Swift and in will be doing tonight.... By the way the room your staying in is down the hall and to the right the big double doors with a compass embroidered on the Door." Shadow said as he dismissed Mac out of the barracks as Swift came in as Mac left.

"So what are you sketching baby?" Swift said as he sat beside shadow.

"Oh that farm fellow..." Shadow said as he showed him the sketch of Mac in Blueblood's room cuddling.

"Wow shadow... I thought he was straight..." Swift said as shadow smirked.

"He is bi... He just doesn't want to admit it... But what gets me is why Blueblood.... I kinda feel sorry for Mac... But like I told him. The heart gets what the heart wants even if its a little different than you thought it would be." Shadow said as he laid down in his bunk only to have swift join him.

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Mac walked down the hall and followed the directions as he came to a big door with a compass embroidered on it. "Well guess this is it. Better knock so I don't freak out my room mate." Mac said as he started to knock.

A few seconds passed as he heard a voice from within the room. "Go away commoner I already told auntie I will not have a commoner in my room!!!" Blueblood shouted from his bed.

" That's just it I was told to sleep in your room while I'm here to teach you somethin'.... I just don't remember what... Or why... The princesses were hi off their rockers anyway... But I'm sleeping in that room either way so you can let me in or I'll buck the door down with ease." Mac said as he yelled through the door.

"Fine!!! Come on in.... Peasant...." Blue blood said as he made his way to the door to great the peasant he would loathe fro the next few months.

The door opened as Mac stepped inside swing blue blood at first. "Howdy! Now was that so hard?" Mac said as he shook Blueblood's hoof.

Blueblood couldn't help but gawk at the sheer size of the stallion as he soon his hoof taking in every bit of the stallion as he looked into those green eyes. "Nice to meet you too..... Ugh!!!" Blueblood looked down at his hoof as Mac released his hoof to notice his hoof was now dirty then the smell of apples and manure filled the room. "Ugh dear sir you stink to high heavens!!! Bathroom is down the hall take a left!!! Please bathe before you get in my bed!!"

"Alright I'll be back soon...." Mac said a little hurt by the comment. "I cain't help I smells like the farm...." Mac finally. Trotted off towards the massive bathing room to find a massive shower a massive tub and a massive 10 faucet sink. "Dang its big in here..." Mac said as he turned on the water to find warm running water. "And actual running water!! Not a dang bucket!!!" Mac eased himself into the shower and washed as he hummed to himself.

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Blueblood washed his hoof using the soap and wash basin he had in his room and sat on his bed. "That hoof was massive... And that body... And his eyes were... Like mesmerizing emeralds...." Blueblood said as he looked down at his hoof. "What am I saying auntie would kill me for locking at a stallion and goddess forbid I even dream about him... Auntie lulu would tell auntie..." Blueblood said as he got under the covers.

Not even minutes after Blueblood fell asleep Mac came in and saw the prince sleeping. "Hmmm. Wonder if he ever worked a day in his life... " Mac said as he lay down in the bed facing the opposite way. Well he can't possibly be the one that shadow fella was talking about."

Mac slept peacefully as he passed out like a rock. Blueblood had woken up when he heard the massive stallion snore beside him. "Oh great a snorer." Blueblood said as he rolled facing Mac's back. "I press right here and then hold his neck here maybe..." Blueblood tilted Macs head as he pressed his spine at the right point causing Mac's snoring to stop instantly but in turn made mac roll over on top of Blueblood as he slept.

"Darn earthpony!!" Blueblood whisper shouted as he lifted the massive stallion with his magic placing him beside him so they switched sides. "There... Now I can sleep with this pathetic commoner in my bed... I'm gonna have to wash the sheets a thousand times to get the commoner smell out." Blueblood said as he drifted to sleep as his body slowly reached for what it thought was a big fluffy warm pillow.