I had big dreams when I was a filly. I wanted to become a pony princess. Have my own private guards, chefs, trainers, and most importantly, a big dreamy castle! With pink sparkles and rainbows all over it.
Now, I'm all grown up. I don't want to be a princess. I am my own guard, private chef, and trainer. But, I don't live in a castle. I live in the Crystal Empire in a normal two story house. Not with pink sparkles and rainbows all over it. It's white with a green roof. But, I do love my job, even though it's not a pony princess. It's something more, hmm, how do I put this? Ah! I know, secretive.
Wanna know what it is? I work as a undercover spy. Sort of. I mean, I steal stolen stuff, and put them back with their rightful owners. But, thats not all I do. Like I said, I'm a undercover spy. My boss thinks someone in Ponyville is working up a evil plan to destroy Equestria. I'm not sure why he thinks that, but it's my job. And, when the boss tells me I have to do something, my partner and I must do it.
What? I didn't tell you I had a partner? Oh, Silly me. Yes, I have a partner. He's obnoxious, crazy, wild. But, that's just half of it. Once you get to know him, he's actually loyal, kind, funny, caring, and the only one who understands my different looks. It's weird hows he's my partner, because his mom is the Princess of Equestria, but then, his father is Lord of Chaos. But, he makes a good spy, and I guess that's cool. His name is Prince Illusion. But, I just call him Illusion.
Now, I'll tell you a little about me. I'm Jade. Just Jade. I'm funny, I love to play pranks on my friends and loved ones (especially Illusion), I'm not very athletic, but I do work out every two weeks to keep in shape. I'm serious when It comes to my job, but Illusion and I like to share a laugh here and there. I have a Guinea Pig named Audrey, and a dog named Fudge. And last, but certainly not least, I'm not a Pony. Well, sort of. I'm a pony mix.
Let me explain. You see, my mom was sphinx. Yes, you heard me correctly. But she didn't have a, what do you call those things, humans? Well, she didn't have a human face. She had a lions face, and a pony's body. Weird, I know, but my dad was just a earth pony. That's where I got his hooves and his head. But, I got my mom's wings, and tail. Her lion like tail. My mom was blonde with a long brown mane, and my dad was blue, with a wavy white mane and tail. My mom's wings had some lines at the very tips, I have that too because of her.
Now, let me say what I look like. I have blonde fur, like my mother, and a white wavy mane like my father. But, my mane only hangs off one side, and it's about medium length. I have big wings, like my mom. They don't look like pegasus wings, they kind of look like an eagle's, only way bigger. I have big hazel eyes like my dad.
I think I got everything about my life, now if were done with introductions, I would like to begin my story. ENJOY!!!