Pinkie Pie Is A Bitch-Ass Nigga

Out in the beautiful streets of Ponyville was none other than the ugly as fuck smiling face of Pinkie Pie. She bounced down the dusty road, having really nothing to do. She bounced and bounced on a thick-hard dick on the road until she finally came to Twilight's ratchet-ass tree house thing...or whatever the fuck it was.

"Man, Twilight really needs some work done around here.." Pinkie thought out loud.

She then knocked on the door with her deformed head, and called out:

"TWILIGHT! Can you come out here for a minute??"

She heard grumbling for a little while until finally came the virgin-ass, punk-ass, pussy-ass purple mare they all loved answered the door. She looked slightly disgusted to see Pinkie, to say the least.

"Oh hey Pinkie. What's up?"

"Nothing much Twi, I just wanted your stuck up ass nice self to come over to my place! I made you a cupcake and other shit that you might like! I even invited the others as well!"

Twilight thought about it for a moment.

'Do I really want to spend my precious time with this whack-ass baker? I mean come on, she's poor as fuck, being Amish and all...though I really do need some fresh air..

"Alright, I'll go with you. But I don't want to get involved in any random orgy party you think up of." said Twilight.

"YAY! This will be so exciting! Come on, Come on! Let's go!" And with that, Pinkie started to bounce along back to the store.

'This sucks...Pinkie Pie never does anything interesting...With her fucked up hairline...that bitch needs to eat a sack of baby dicks..' Thought Twilight as she slowly followed Pinkie back down to SugarCube Corner.

About 7 Minutes Later

Pinkie and Twilight neared the store as Pinkie seemingly bumped accidentally(?) into a stallion about twice her height.

He called back at her:

"Watch where you're going, bitch."

Pinkie froze for a moment, shocked at what he said, but then said this:

"Oh well sorry and all, but you were kinda in my lane, soo-"

"Fuck you punk-ass, pussy-ass, bitch-ass, cocksucking-ass,  gay-ass, Amish looking-ass, ratchet-ass, prostitute-ass, hook-ass bitch! Don't you ever in your life blame shit on me! Fuck with me bitch, and I'll pop a trunk on your punk ass, pussy-ass nigga, that's why you look like a fucking slut, ugly ass whore..."

And then with that, he turned around, and trotted away, muttering various other insults about her. (That were true.)

But Pinkie wasn't going to let that punk tell her out like that, and with a face twisted with pure anger, pushed Twilight's nerdy-ass out of the way, and yelled at the stallion:

"What did you say, Nigga!?!"

But instead of turning around, and letting her kick him, the stallion put a hoof to his mouth and let out some sort of call, and instinct told Twilight that he was calling for back-up.

"Pinkie, I think you should-" Twilight tried to warn, but Pinkie just elbowed her in the face hard, efficiently spurting blood from Twilight's face and  knocking her out cold.

But Pinkie would soon regret that decision as out of the blue, more stallions, friends of the stallion that had just cussed her out, began to surround her, and Pinkie started to back out like a bitch-ass nigga.

"Uhhh..I gotta go-*OOFH*" said Pinkie, as she got hit in her face HARD. She fell to the ground as the cascade of stallions started to stomp on her lesbian-ass.

"Smile, Smile my ass, bitch!" one called out, whooping her ass and breaking one of her hind legs.

"And your Rap song sucks ass, hoe!" another called out, biting her in the vagina.

"Bitch can't even rap.." another called out as he stomped her in the nose.

"Man, this hoe thinks she real funny with her corny-ass jokes" said one as he conked her in the eye, spluttering blood from it in the process.

"And this is what I think of Andrea Libman!"

As another kicked her in the mouth, breaking several teeth, and happily ruining her worthless smile, which no-one liked.

And as things got even worse, they all whipped out their huge cocks and began to gang-bang Pinkie, making her shut up from her weak moaning. (A mix of pleasure and pain.)

After what seemed like an eternity, finally the beating/rape stopped, and the stallions slowly walked away from her, leaving her near death, and in a bloody mess.

And before the main stallion left, he said one last thing to her:

"Let that be a lesson to you...Cunt."

And once he said the ever-true words to her near-lifeless lump, he spat on her and began to trot away.

Shockingly, it wasn't until Pinkie passed from her injuries did her friends finally come to check on her (Twilight ran to get them after she awoke from her knockout), and to say the least...they were relived!

"Ah knew our misery would end! No more do we have to listen to her retarded ass." Gushed AppleJack.

"This is the happiest day ever! Now we can finally enjoy life knowing that Pinkie's dead." said Rainbow Dash.

And with that, they all trotted home, leaving Pinkie to rot on the dirt ground. She was the devil's problem now. Thank goodness.

Meanwhile In Hell

"Blah Blah Blah Blah, I like making half-assed cupcakes!" yapped Pinkie Pie as she sat on Satan's lap, annoying him to no absolute end.

"Why me?..." he thought helplessly as the ugly mare talked on and on about how she got raped by her dad and other stuff Amish people do these days.

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