MY LITTLE PONY SHARE MY MAGIC WITH YOU

by IGNORE IGNORE

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Romance, Adventure, Random, Alternate Universe
Length: 985

Twilight Sparkle is sharing her magic with her baby girls. They go to texas to find Princess Celestia. Rarity falls in love with a hobo. Read more bad stuff of the adventures of the girls.

Twilight Sparkle is sharing her magic with her baby girls. They go to texas to find Princess Celestia. Rarity falls in love with a hobo. Read more bad stuff of the adventures of the girls.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-07-13 21:12:26 UTC

CHAPTER ONE - THE TEXANS

Once upon a time Twilight Sparkle, was gonna send a letter to Princess Celestia. To continue this uh...... Times STOP LOOKING AT ME I DON'T DUCKING KNOW!!!!!!!

"HOLY SHIP PRINCESS CELESTIA IS GONE!!!! GONE I SAY BABY!" Twilight yelled.

"WHAT IS IT PRINCESS?"

"WERE ON THE TITANIC AND IN TEXAS." Twilight yelled crying to her cell phone.

"WHAT NO WONDER THE CAT WAS TALKING TO ME PHONE." Pinkie pie yelled as she jumped in the air. She was super sad one she find out... That a cat not just a cat. But Rarity's cat was on the phone.

"Yo-yo Twilight my girl wheres my money homegirl?" Fluttershy asked as she slapped her across the face. Twilight then fell the to ground and whimpered. Then a twinkie appeared in her hooves. She took the twinkies and ate it while being a boat.

"PINKIE PIE GIVE ME THAT TWINKIE." Fluttershy yelled as she jumped once again into her arms. She threw a super man at him. Pinkie pie licked her lips very slowy. She then stared at her hooves.

"WERE IN TEXAS BABY!" Princess Celestia yelled. Then Princess Luna then appeared in the water eating a banana. Princess Luna then rose up into the air like a badass. She did a duck face and took a selfie.

"BABY WHERE'S MY ORANGE YOU KNOW THAT BABY," Princess Luna scoffed.

"AH DON'T KNOW PARTNER," Fluttershy said trying to like a cowboy.

"WE ARE PIRATES ON A ADVENTURE TO FIND PRINCESS CELESTIA!!!" All mane six of them sang out like black people. The cat then pretended to be the popo. He swinged a chain round and round.

"Meow meow baby, baby cause you are arrested. Twilight partner, put your hooves in the air." The popo yelled as he got his water gun out.

"Woah woah partner! Be my popo," Applejack said.

A FEW HOURS LATER AFTER THE POPO WENT POPO

"I forgot my toilet paper baby!" The cat named opal said crying. The door swung open Opal then jumped back like a badass. "Who's there!" It was Twilight Sparkle at the entrenace of the loo. The cat then made a grumpy a look and got his cellphone out. He took a selfie of him on the toilet. ""#PopoGoesPopo," The popo said.

"POPO PRINCESS CELESTIA ESCAPED!!!!" Twilight yelled as she grabbed the cat. She hugged him tightly not letting go of her lover. Rarity then came in the room with a beer bottle.

"Baby i'm drunk on kool-aid," Rarity said.

"That's not a thing!" The popo yelled.

A FEW MINUTES LATER

"Baby let's go to the spa I need meet my boyfriend. His name granny smith. His favorite color is a watermelon," Rarity said like a drama queen.

"That's my granny getting a tatoo on her tooshie!" Applejack exclaimed as she ran into the spa. She couldn't help but cry at her baby. She then busted the doors open. She then saw Rainbow dash giving granny smith a watermelon tatoo. She cryed even more but with passion. She took the popo's phone and went on his instagram. She then took a picture of her bad naughty granny getting a tatoo. #MyGrannyIsMyBoyfriend

"BABY, BABY!" Rarity yelled rubbing her hooves all over granny's face. Granny moaned Applejack's name.

"BABY WHO IS THIS APPLEJACK!" Applejack cryed out.

"MY BABY GIRL!" Granny yelled as the spa ponies slapped there back. They spa ponies then rubbed poo poo all over Rainbow dashes face.

"My face baby! It's 20 percent cooler," Rainbow yelled joyfully.

"Baby has pony seen Princess cheese!" Twilight yelled appearing suddenly. All of the ponies jump back eating watermelons.

"I fell in love with a hobo, baby!" Rarity yelled crying hearts out of her eyes.

"back off you watermelon pervert!" Applejack yelled wearing crocks. She busted out the shuffle. Every pony stared in amazement while eating their watermelons. That were soaked with onions.

"WHERE IS  PRINCESS CHEESE YOU HOBOS!" Twilight yelled appearing back into the room. She then had a tv in the spa next to Rainbow dash. The spa lady''s then asked about her tatoo skills baby. Twilight then remembered the letter. "Oh my god baby! I forgot to send the letter baby! And the letter said... Got any bananas baby?" Twilight cryed out then all the five looked her with face of owls.

"Baby! I have the eyes.. OF THE TIGER!!!! Rawr," Pinkie said.

"Oh my gosh what the popo said about the watermelon." Rarity cryed as she at the bottom of the banana using her magic. Princess Celestia came in the spa with gangsters.

"White and nerdy BABY!!!"  Princess Celestia yelled as she slapped the gangster in the face.

"I heard Honey boo boo got 90 mangos on her belly baby." Rainbow dash said as licked the poo off her face. Every pony then stared at her disgusted. But, granny found hot.

"That's so in style baby." Granny said slowy rubbing her tatoo in front of the babys.

"What you doing baby?" Applejack said slapping the granny in the face. Granny then threw a watermelon out her shoes.

"Baby you got me mistaken, baby!" Granny yelled "Ah got 20 watermelons in my fart baby!"

"What did ya say granny?" Applejack asked.

"Ya know what this hobo said partner." Granny said running back into the titanic. Every pony then got out of the spa and followed granny smith. They all then ate chicken when they got back on the titanic.

"Baby this popo is hungry baby," The popo said the Princess of the sun then came. Twilight's eyes then shut in annoyance.

"WE WENT IN THIS ADVENTURE AND YOU WERE HERE THIS WHOLE TIME BABY!" Twilight yelled angrily staring at the Princess Celestia. Then Twilight stared at the cat of the popo. Rarity then kissed her cell phone.

"I'm in love baby!" Rarity yelled.

And this is the story of how these ponies became cowboys.

THE END BABY