Bar Brothers

by Miasma

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy
Length: 223

Why bar times can be fun.

A short short story about a pair of pub patrons. Featuring Carmel as the Bartender.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-07-13 22:52:59 UTC

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A Green coated stallion stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.

"Why of course", comes the reply.

The first pony then asks: "Where are you from?"

"I'm from Scotland", replies the second pony.

The first pony responds: "You don't say, I'm from Scotland too! Let's have another round to Scotland."

"Of Course.", replies the second pony.

Curious, the first pony then asks: "Where in Scotland are you from?"

"Aberdeen.", comes the reply.

"I can't believe it!", says the first pony. "I'm from Aberdeen too! Let's have another drink to Aberdeen."

"Of course!", replies the second pony with a smile.

Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to in Aberdeen?"

"Saint Andrews", replies the second pony. "I graduated in '62."

"This is unbelievable!", the first pony says. "I went to Saint Andrews and graduated in '62, too!"

"Let us swash another!" Chortles the second stallion. "Caramel! Would you be so kind to service me and my good friend!"

About that time comes in one of the regulars and sits down at the bar.

It was Braeburn.

"Well howdy mister Caramel!" Braeburn" Greets with glee. "Hey! What's been going on?", he asks the bartender

"Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The MacClyde twins are drunk again."