chapter 1: wtf?

Hello my name is goku I play gta a lot I don't do much so lets get to the story

It was a normal day walking down the street talking about GTA5 like normal days but we all know that the galaxy is an ass, so it was not to day that it going the best day Hell since the galaxy is a butthole lets just fucking jump in to first person and F SOME Stuff UP!!!!!!!!!!!!
YEAAAAAAAAAAAA!

I turn to my friend (A.K.A Dakota) "see you on GTA5 bro"

He turns to me and says "see you to bru" as he chuckles

"Peace bro." As I give him the peace sign

"See ya." As he starts to walk the udder way

Yet again I'm alone until... I see a bright light in front of me I could not see a thing all but a pony's shadow

My response "what the heck?"

I hear a response in a high pitched voice "AHHHHHHHH! What hay are you?"

Well the galaxy is an butthole but this is not what I expected... So I have a talking pony here... right in front of me am I correct?

Yes... Yes I am.

"well I should be asking you and I am a human a homo sapien in scientific language. The names Goku" throwing my hand out there for a shake.

"Oh well my name is Twilight Sparkle nice to meet you." shaking her hand err... Hoove

"Nice to meet twi"

"So where am I?"

"Your on earth in America in Alabama,Birmingham in front of me." to idiots the end is sarcastic

'So she is a unicorn she must use magic'

"Hey twi do you use magic I mean since your a unicorn" That was the most dumbest question I have ever asked.

"How did you know?"

"We have legends about unicorns"

"So where are you from twi" she looked at me with a look of curiosity and joy she must love to learn from my small knowledge.

"We'll I'm from Equestria I don't know how I got here"

"Sounds like you need to save your magic (after the fact you made a freaking irregular BLACKHOLE) so you can hang with me if ya want"

"Sure I guess so"

"Let me say some thing first humans are omnivores but we do not eat ponies"

"Well that's good to know"

"Now follow me please"

"Ok so where to?"

I look hysterically towards her "My house (bro)"

Author's Note

Hey guys this is my first story ever so if you guys decide to join our crew just message me your gamer tag for rockstar. If you want to join the the old west outlaws.