Colton's adventure in Equestria

by Ditzy Duke

Rating: mature
Tags: Main 6, Princess Luna, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Other, Comedy, Random, Adventure, Princess Celestia, Crossover, Human, Doctor Whooves
Length: 2326

Colton decides to push his buddies in to equestria to make them like my little pony and they will have the best fun!

Colton is walking home from school suddenly he finds wait for it... TWLIGHT SPARKLE!! Then he throws his friends throught a portal RATED M FOR MATURE FOR CUSSING AND VIOLENCE oh and special thanks to my best friend Lazy gamer48 for co-writing with me, go check him out!

Published 2015-01-02 18:10:04 UTC
Last updated 2017-04-07 01:32:02 UTC

Chapter 2 The thief

Chapter 2 The thief

After about what seemed to be a hour (it was really just 30 minutes) me and twilight just got to my house then I go to unlock the door and then...

"HOLY Poop A THIEF" I manage to spit out. The robber looks then runs to his truck.

"What do we do!" Twilight exclaims

"follow me" i say me and twi run to get a revolver and my 30.30 rifle and to get my go cart "Twi can you levitate stuff ?" I ask

"Ya but i can also teleport but.."

"No time for butts get on and let's teleport" I turn on the engine and twi gets on "TO NARNIA! " i see a bright flash and then I find myself with a addition in my pocket It's a brand new taser a freaking taser and i still have all my guns "weirded"

twi looks at me and says "what's wrong?"

I look to her and say "nothing" I step on the gas and floor it 3 secs later and we catch up to him then. I get my taser and shoot him thence I see what he stole..."MY PS3!" Then everything goes red I throw my self to his truck and punch out the window "IM TREVER freaking PHILLIPS Bro"I knock I'm out and throw him to the side and stop the truck and Take the PS3 out

"Why did you do That?"

"do what" knife in my hand a slit his throat "what are you talking about?" I question

"that why did you do that!?" She yells

"what he deserved it." I say reasonably "Let's just get home ok get on" i gesture twi to get on she dose and where back at my house and I get on gta DONE ITS LIKE 1:32 AM right know be happy for the love of god.

Author's Note

I SUCK YES I KNOW and I was particularly lazy to day so ya I DONT OWN ROCKSTAR NOR DO I OWN MLP WOULD BE COOL THO I might be a little insane so don't worry:pinkiecrazy:

Chapter 3 The Portal

A hour has passed sense the robbery it's now 8:00 pm now let's get back in to first person

"Hey twi I was wondering where you want to sleep?" I ask

"What are the choices?" Twi asks.

"Well we got 2 couches, the guest bed, my bed, or a floor"

"hmmm let me think uhhhhhh your bed"

'wow dose she like me?' "well I do some how do manage to wrap my appendages around people when I sleep" I warn her

"well I'm new to this place I need some one big and strong to keep me safe"she says sexily.

'OH NO NOT THE FLIRTY FLIRTS NOT THE FLIRTY FLURTS but I'll roll with it' "twi do you like me?"

she quickly responds "No I I don't" she starts to blush (HEY KEEP OUT OF THE ROMANCE EREA ITS NOT HERE YET!) oh right

"Ok let's get into the bed"

A day passed sense the robbery, now waking to a new day colton finds twi fast asleep thinking she must be a vegetarian so he gets some flowers from out side and some bread and makes a daisy sandwich he goes back to twi and says "hey wake up twi I got you some food"

"What did you make?" "Daisy sandwiches I did not know what else you eat so here"

"thanks *yawns* i appreciate it" twi says

"oh how old are you?"

"I'm 13 you?"

"Same here 13 oh want to meet my friend"

"What's his name I'd like to know"

"Dakota his name is Dakota we can also see his friend"

"Ok let's go"

"wait I got to hide you I don't want you taken a way and tested on"

"Oh right"

5mins later

"Hey Dakota plz let me in"I say

"Ok you sound like your in a hurry"Dakota says

"Ya because of twilight"

"Wait who's this twilight"

"Is that the Dakota you've Ben talking about"twilight says

"Yes now go get Elena or catdog"I say

"ok"

"Ok now I'll show you to them and me and my friends will go through the portal ok?"

"Ok"
1 min later
Elena and Dakota say "pony is love pony is life"

"Ok really that's so appropriate twi go portal"

"Ok" wub wub boom then there is the purple and blue portal

"Ok come on"
I shove both Dakota and Elena in the portal (mwhahahaha)

"Welp we are here"

Author's Note

Don't for get to go to the oldwest outlaws and ask to join wub

Chapter 4 It seemed like a good Idea

chapter 4 it seemed like a good idea

"WHAT THE FUCKING HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR FOO" Elena exclaims

"I can and it seemed like a good idea at the time" I say

"Now seriously why did you push us in?" Dakota asks

"Well I was bored and HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THAT!!!"
In the distance is a rainbow in a circular shape
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT ITS A FUCKING EXPLODING RAINBOW!!!"

twilight says "That must be rainbow dash"
With that being said the rainbow is coming straight toward our position

My reaction "JUMP OUT THE FUCKIN WAY" twilight was crazy and just stood there while Dakota, Elena and me jump THE FUCK OUT THE WAY then to my surprise there wasn't a huge ass crater in the ground there was another pony it was a ......... "RAINBOW PONY!!! But dats impossible."

The rainbow pony says "my name is Rainbow Dash and what the hay are you?"

"I'm a human so are my friends" 'I swear I've seen this pony before i just don't no where'

"Well I don't trust you nor your friends you are a in wanted being here" she looks over to her side to see the two shit heads laughing there asses off and to looks at back at me and says "what's going on with them?"

"Oh it's just that your a part of a joke back on our planet" Dakota says out of breath

"What jok ... Oh that one" I start laughing hard then I here something hit the ground hard

WHATS THIS JOKE I WANT TO KNOW NOWWWW!!!!!!! Rainbow exclaims

"Um well let's just say its a naughty joke"

Then out of nowhere there is a pink flash that goes by (you guys should know who this is)

"HI!" She pops out of nowhere

"HOLY SHIT WHO THE HELL ARE YOU, FUCK THIS SHIT IM CALLING PETA" I YELL

DOYOULIKECAKE,ICECREAMWHATDOYOULIKE?!?!?!?!? She yells towards me

I LIKE EVERYTHING THAT I CAN EAT WHY?!?!?!?

"Just wanted to know I'm, pinkie pie" pinkie pie says

"I'm colton nice to meet you I guess"

Well let's just sum up what is happening so it was a regular day walking home from school I meet a purple ~~pony~~ unicorn then there is a thief that takes a ps3 he dies and twi flirts with me then undescribable happen now where I... I think it's my time no no it's not I'm going to get through 600 words so be prepared for the random ness and uhhhhhhh we are dead so ya

"Holy shit where am I?"

'Your day dreaming dumbass'

"Oh I guess I'll be going back to life"

I return to twi calling my name

"Colton? ... Colton?"

"HOLY SHIT WHERE AM oh nevermind I know where I am"i say

"Wh... Why just ugh"

'hey is that naw it can't be is that doctor whooves' "OH MY GOD IS THAT THE DOC... I MEAN TIME TURNER?!?!?"

The pony just looks at us and just trots of quickly

"Quickly after him" I command

Dakota turns and asks "why after him?"

I whisper in his ear and say "that's doctor who's pony version"

Me and Dakota watch doctor who so ya we are going to chase him

Will they catch the doctor or will they fail? who knows but we will find out soon in the next story

Author's Note

Things kinda changed if u want to be friends on psn my gamer tag is Jasonfd it's now 11:49 good night foos

Chapter 5 IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!

Author's Note

I'm going to try to color code this up
Colton-hi or hi
Dakota-hi
Elena-hi
And last but not least golden streak-hi
Well you should know the others

Chapter 5 IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!

chapter 5 IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN!

"GET HIM DAKOTA!"

"IM TRYING YOU DUMBASS NOW ELBOOST ME foo!"

""fine here we go in to the shack" I shove him so hard he is sent flying

"OWWWW SHIT! Hey got him!"

"Oh my god you see what you foos did!"

"what did we do?" I stare at her questionably

"That there!"she looks at me aggressively

"Oh? That there na not made by us unless you want me to."

"NO! Just don't. Ok" she exclaims

"Oi what's the meaning for this!?!?!" Turner exclaims

"are you not the real doctor who? I FUCKING LOVE YOU " I ask questionably

"Ok that's just creepy"

"Ok ya just a bit"

" CREEPY MY ASS YOUR THE GREATEST CHARACTER. EVAR!"

"aww hell naw I'm calling PETA" *pulls out cell* *phone sees no bars*"SHIT NO BARS! Believe me I would have called them!"

"OR NAH!" she fucking hates that word

"IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU!" I turn to her quickly turn to her and some thing just happend to me

"ELENA DONT TOUCH M-" I go to finish my words but Im cut of some how and I'm still talking but IM NOT TALKING
"-E OR I WILL KILL YOU UNTIL THERE IS BLOOD AND GUTS EVREY WHERE! I'm shocked at what I just said that was something I was not going to say then...

"umm what the official fuck just happened?" they look at me puzzled

"um u are crazy as hell"

"YOUR A MONSTER!"

"I DONT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED!

"i just might be able to help" WHO THE HELL WAS THIS!?!?!?!

"who the hell are you?i fell like I've met this person before

"I am the last thing you want to piss off I can be a good friend or a bad foe"

"i mean what's your name..."

"oh my name its golden streak." we look at him we stare "plz don't stare its very impolite,

"oh sorry my name is colton"

"my name is Dakota"

"and my name is Elena

“Hi, and Colton. I think I can help you with your anger issues.”

"Oh yeah? How"

“When you get mad, imagine you’re doing what you want to in your head. Or pretend it’s happening, all in your head. But at the same time pretend it’s real.”

“How the fuck does that work?”

“Just do it!”

“OK!” i do what he said, after a few mins I re-open my eyes. “Holy shit THAT DOES WORK!!"

“Told ya! Anyway, why were you chasing the Doctor?”

“I was wondering that to...”

"“Yeah, why?”"

“I want to know if this doc is just part of the fandom or from the TV show. Are you the ladder or the former? TELL ME!?”

“I’m from the fandom!!”

“Oh… fuck...”

Chapter 6 ... So how did you get here?

Something has gone wrong. We don't seem to have an archived copy of that chapter.

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Chapter 1 Wtf?

chapter 1: wtf?

Hello my name is goku I play gta a lot I don't do much so lets get to the story

It was a normal day walking down the street talking about GTA5 like normal days but we all know that the galaxy is an ass, so it was not to day that it going the best day Hell since the galaxy is a butthole lets just fucking jump in to first person and F SOME Stuff UP!!!!!!!!!!!!
YEAAAAAAAAAAAA!

I turn to my friend (A.K.A Dakota) "see you on GTA5 bro"

He turns to me and says "see you to bru" as he chuckles

"Peace bro." As I give him the peace sign

"See ya." As he starts to walk the udder way

Yet again I'm alone until... I see a bright light in front of me I could not see a thing all but a pony's shadow

My response "what the heck?"

I hear a response in a high pitched voice "AHHHHHHHH! What hay are you?"

Well the galaxy is an butthole but this is not what I expected... So I have a talking pony here... right in front of me am I correct?

Yes... Yes I am.

"well I should be asking you and I am a human a homo sapien in scientific language. The names Goku" throwing my hand out there for a shake.

"Oh well my name is Twilight Sparkle nice to meet you." shaking her hand err... Hoove

"Nice to meet twi"

"So where am I?"

"Your on earth in America in Alabama,Birmingham in front of me." to idiots the end is sarcastic

'So she is a unicorn she must use magic'

"Hey twi do you use magic I mean since your a unicorn" That was the most dumbest question I have ever asked.

"How did you know?"

"We have legends about unicorns"

"So where are you from twi" she looked at me with a look of curiosity and joy she must love to learn from my small knowledge.

"We'll I'm from Equestria I don't know how I got here"

"Sounds like you need to save your magic (after the fact you made a freaking irregular BLACKHOLE) so you can hang with me if ya want"

"Sure I guess so"

"Let me say some thing first humans are omnivores but we do not eat ponies"

"Well that's good to know"

"Now follow me please"

"Ok so where to?"

I look hysterically towards her "My house (bro)"

Author's Note

Hey guys this is my first story ever so if you guys decide to join our crew just message me your gamer tag for rockstar. If you want to join the the old west outlaws.