Episode 1: So this is My Team, Right? Part One
“Hello Everypony, I’m Robin0928 and welcome to Total Bronalysis Drama Pahkitew Island,” the host says with his traditional ‘Charming’ persona. “As you may remember from last season, someone, and I choose to remain nameless, destroyed our last island, so we have a new island with a brand spanking new cast. We have no shelter, no shower, and the only thing we managed to salvage was the outhouse confessional and the smells that remain.What will happen, I don’t know, and frankly, I don’t care, but I’m Robin0928 and welcome to ‘Total! Bronalysis! Drama! Pahkitew Island!’” he said as the camera pulled out.
The fourteen analysts sat in the zepplin above Pahkitew Island while Robin’s faithful no. 2, Rilind, or Storm as he was called on the show, was piloting the blimp. Two of the contestants, Voice of Reason and ToonKriticY2K were sitting near each other and having a small disagreement of seating arrangements. “Toon, I don’t like that AnY guy, switch places with me.” The two switched seats and Voice had a problem with another contestant, Digi, and they switched back, reluctantly in the case of Toon. Robin walked onto the main area of the blimp as they flew into rough weather purposely.
“Welcome fresh meat- I mean contestants! Right now you can see there are two emergency exits on either side of the blimp and boxes of parachutes near the doors in the case that we need to evacuate.” Robin said with a knowing smile. “But why would we need that, this blimp is supposed to take us to the island, right?” another contestant, Mage asked. Storm came into the room and the pair of hosts shared a laugh before Robin responded, “No reason, but by the way….. We went into a thunder storm and need to evacuate the blimp, but you should know that only half of the parachute packs have parachutes, but anyway…. Go!” Robin exposited to the contestants. “Robin, won’t you need a ‘chute?” Ink Rose asked. “No Ink, I’m just a hologram. The real me is below.” Robin shouted over the rushing winds as the doors burst open. As the contestants jumped and pulled their cords, only half had actual parachutes, like Robin said. Those contestants were DigiBrony, Eliyora, Ink Rose, Kim, Antony C, AnY, and GoldenFox. While the unfortunate other half were greeted with missiculaneus objects in their packs. Those poor souls without parachutes were Tommy, Voice, ToonKritic, Persian Poetess, Mage, Clover Keen, and Novella. “Well contestants… or should I say CAMPERS you survived the first aspect of today, surviving the fall. Those with parachutes were DigiBrony, Eliyora, Ink Rose, Kim, Antony C, AnY, and GoldenFox and will now be dubbed Pimapotew Kinosewak or the magical unicorns!” Robin stated. “I think you mean the floating trout.” Persian Poetess said. “Right… That.” Robin said, “ And Tommy, Voice, ToonKritic, Persian Poetess, Mage, Clover Keen, and Novella will now be called the Waneyhtam Maskwak, or the flying Pegasi-” “Confused Bears.” Persian Interjected.
Robin turned to the camera and said, " What will become of these teams? Who will be eliminated? Find out when we come back on Total! Bronalysis! Drama! Pahkitew Island!"
