Chapter 1- It's a-baaaa-out time
"Finaly!!! Sheep is mine!!! and there is no escaping!!!"
"Wait what is it? did General Specific have really caputre Sheep?, Is Sheep going to be a part of the Sheep Powerd Ray Gun after living in the city for more then 10 years?!"
"You bet, Mr narrator, Sheep is mine and he can't escape!!"
"I got a name you know.."
"Really? what is it?"
"Ben..."
"Good to know, so how you got it?"
"Don't you think we should take Sheep back to the base?"
"Oh right! thank you Privet Public, we really should take him back before he escape again, I'm sure the Mad Scientist will be happy for the news."
"ANGERY, IT'S THE ANGERY SCIENTIST!!!! ANGERY!!!! WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR YOU TO REMEMBER ER ER, IT NO HARD, TEN YEARS ME TELLING YOU, BUT YOU NO GETTING ING ING IT!!!! IT'S ANGERY!!!! "
"But I got Sheep!"
"Finally, after over 10 years of waiting for Sheep, I can finaly show you the powerfull ness ness ness of my Sheep Power Ray gun!!!"
"OH no!!! how will sheep escape now? what will the gun do? what will I work at now that this is finaly over!!!"
"Quiet!!! you will see what gun of me do right now!!!"
"The Angery Scientist lowers sheep in the gun, there is no way out!! I need to find a new job!!!"
"Baaaaa?"
"And now, finely, the sheep is in the gun, and my invantion will work!!"
"I can't take the suspense, Privet Public, Fire that ray gun!!!"
"Don't you think you should do it, General? it is your base and your gun."
"It is, but after being by my side all this time I think you should press the button."
"I could not sir, it's not in my role."
"I insist."
"Oh stop it with the kindness ness ness, I will press it, here , it is pressed, now would you stop with the endless talking? it drives me crazy!!"
"That will go on your personal recored Mad Scientist."
"ANGERY!!! ANGERY!!!! why after more then 10 years you still call me Mad Scientist when I yelling at head of yours that I'm Angery!!!"
"Excuse me sir, but is the ray gun supposed to make such nosies and do all that smoke?"
"Baaaaa??"
"Oh no, it seem that they ray gun isn't working properly, MY JOB IS SAFE!!!!"
"I may have forgot to put consideration the affects of sitting in one place and getting dust for over then 10 years before we put in the Sheep..."
"Now You got me Angery!!!"
"Now you remember name of me?!"
"I always knew it."
"THEN WHY YOU CALL ME MAD FOR ALL THAT YEARS IF YOU KNEW MY NAME????!!!!!!!!!"
"It seems as the ray gun is opeing a portal of some sort, maybe if only General Specific and the Angery Scientist will stop arguing for 1 minute they could stop the ray gun before we all get sucked in!!!!!"
"Sir, I think Ben got a point."
"Whooooooooooooo...."
"Where am I?"
"It seems we have landed in a grassy field near a small town, and the portal is closed, we are stock in, in... I don't know where we are."
"Maybe we should go and check out the near by town General."
"Good thinking Privet, If only our Scientist will be so helpfull."
"Oh my head, It full of pain."
"Tell me about it. wait..."
"Did Sheep just talked?"
"I can talk!!!!"'
"The narrator is right, that sheep just talked!"
"Well I always knew that sheep is special, but I do love all my sheeps, bla bla bla bla bla."
"How did farmer John got here?"
"I have no Idea sir."
"Suddnly a yellow pony human hybrid with a long pink mane came. ok. this is weird, where is my script?"
"Oh my, new kind of animels, what are they?"
"Bla bla bla, hey look, its a pony, with wings, I will call you pony with wings, if there was only a word for such a thing..."
"Oh my, you can talk?"
"IT'S A PEGUSES!!! A PEGUSES!!!! WHY IS IT HARD TO YOU TO KNOW??? IT NO HARD WORD!!!"
"I will call you peguses then."
"It will be hard as there are many pegsi here, you really should call me by my name."
"But I gave you a name, It's peguses, I give name to all the amimals in my farm."
"But I already got a name, it's Fluttershy."
"But bla bla bla bla bla."
"You said you came from a farm?"
"Bla bla bla bla..."
"I think that this is getting boring, Privet Public, Please show me that way to the town."
"Sure thing General."
"Bla bla bla bla bla..."
"Well this is odd, my script say I have to describe everything that is going on right now, ok. I Hope I get extra pay for this!!!, anyway. It seem that the story is getting stale, so we will go to these massages and hopefully when we get back the story will move on"
A Cream colored earth pony mare with blue and pink mane is entering her house, tired from the long work day, she lay down next to her wife, a mint unicorn with white mint mane, as she complain on her day.
"Work is so annoying, all my body hurts and I still got candy in my mane."
"You got dirt in your hair that just any normal shampoo won't clean?!!!"
"Sweet Celestia!!!!!" Screamed the earth mare to the sight of the intruder.
"Bonbon, is that a HUMAN?!!!" Squllied the unicorn.
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"What are you doing in my house??!!!" yelled the cream pony.
"Yes, only Ponymoron remove all shampoo is made from 60% pure Sulfuric acid, to guarantee removall of everything!"
"Wait, that don't sound safe." Said the mint unicorn.
"The New Ponymoron remove all shampoo will remove dirt, gum. grease, paper, hair, skin, bones and even flesh, it might even remove YOU!!"
"Don't you dare get that thing near me!!" cried the pony known as Bonbon while backing away from the weird ape that invaded her home.
"Human, or wife, human, or wife, mmmmm, tricky...." The mint wife pondered.
"Let me show you the Shampoo in action!"
"Lyra!!!!!" Yelled the scared wife Bonbon.
"I choose Bonbon!!!" Said Lyra as she picked the human home inveder with her magic and tossed him away from her home.
"If you order now you get a free will..........." the weird human said as he flew off the door.
"My wife is safe!" declared Lyra.
"And why you had think of that before acting?" replyed Bonbon with an angery glare.
Chapter 2 - Mare I look around?
When we last left sheep. he was taken to a new world along with all his friends, and in this world he can talk! and now when he enters the town he can see that this is a far cry from the big city, here the locals are ponies! and they seem to live a happy nice joyful life, it's like the best parts of the farm and the city! seeing all this makes sheep want to sing a happy show tune song!
"Look at this community,/ If it not such an absurdity,
"That I can fit in any occasion,/ in this merry congregation,
"Grazing is an activity,/ that is enjoyed by the majority,
"And nothing there is to stop me/ from delighting from this prosperity!"
Yes, sheep is having the time of his live skiping in the main street jumping around singing to everyone and to no one but himself,
"I used to thrive in insanity,/ now it is on the back of me,
"As I sing this happy tune,/ I'm sure nothing will hurt me soon,
"Relaxation in every exhalation,/ This is why I want to stay in this pony nation,
"I don't need any more explanation,/ to state my declaration!"
Suddnly a small white unicorn filly with a purple pink mane come and sing the song.
"It is awfuly nice to meet you,/ I sure hope that you will stay.
"Your voice is nice to hear,/ If that alright to say,
"I wish to know your name,/ of course only if you say yes.
"Did I forgot to say mine?/ you should know it's Sweetie Belle."
ohhh what a nice sight to sore eyes, and talking on sore eyes, let go and see what is going on with the angery scientest.
It seems the Angery scientest is trying to find a way to get back home, let's listen to him now...
"I am in need of things to build a new portal that will take me back home, maybe this forest of here will be useful,"
Don't!! from what I heard this is no ordinary forest, this is the Everfree forest, the home of many wild animals.
"Awww, a scary forest, me so scared.. stop with the sillyness ness ness, there is no forest that can stop the angery scientest!"
And so the angery scientest enters the dreaded Everfree Forest..
Two Hours Later
The angery scientest crawl out of the forest badly beaten.
"This was not one of my good ideas, I might even call it a bad idea."
Speaking of bad ideas...
"Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla..."
"Howdy Flutters, what are yha bring there?"
No not that that is later, I ment the other bad idea,
"Hey look it's ponies, let's play.. la la la la."
Little Lisa Mental is here? and she is going to a pink earth pony filly wearing a diamod tiara and her friend, A gray earth pony filly with white mane and wearing green glasses.
"Who is that, Sliver spoon?"
"I don't know Diamond."
"Well who ever she is she need to know her place."
"La la la la. let's play HEADBANG!!!"
Oh my, well I wasn't talking on this as well, let's go to General Specific and Privet Public and see what they are doing.
It seem General Specific is trying to find a new base, and he is walking all the the town looking for one.
"How about the huge Shingy Crystal Palace Tree Thing that is just outside the town sir?"
"I don't want a huge Crystal Tree Palace Shingy thingy Privet."
"What with the Town Hall?"
"Too center."
"The Bakery that look like it's made out of candy?"
"Too sweet."
"The Fashion store?"
"Too girly."
"The cloud that look like a home?"
"Don't be silly, one can not just walk on clouds."
"Sorry sir, What with the big farm outside the town?"
"No Privet!! I need a place that will be easy to defend, will give us all we need but won't be too big, like, like, A TREE HOUSE!!!"
"I think I saw one in the farm sir."
"Great work Privet Public, take us there."
"Sure thing sir."
Meanwhile Sheep and his new friend Sweetie Belle are going to meet Sweetie Belle's friends, wow this place is friendly.
"Come on sheep, I want you to meet Scootaloo and Apple Bloom, they are waiting for you in our club house."
"I'm comeing, I'm comeing."
Sheep finds him self infront a nice looking tree house, and there are 2 more fillies in it, one is a yellow earth pony with red mane and a pink ribbon on her head and the other is an orange pegasi with purple mane.
"Hi, I'm Scootaloo and this one here is Apple Bloom, come right in."
"Howdy, it a pleasure to meet yha sir."
To this sight Sheep can only think of one thing.
"This place sure is girly."
"I agree on that Sheepy."
Oh no! It seem that General Specific want to enter the tree house himself, but he don't plan to share it! What will happen next? Will sheep be on the run again due to General Specific? Will the Fillies just give up? What wil the mad angery scientest do next? Will farmer John will keep on talking? what will Lisa Mental do with the two ponies? And where can you get a tiny glass of water here? find out in chapter 3!!!
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