Diary of an Assassin

Saturday July 5th,

beep, beep, beep, beep. "Aww shut is." I said as I hit my clock on my nightstand. I crawled out of bed and cleaned myself off to prepare for the day. Looking at my clock "its Saturday...Yes! absolutely nothing to do today!". Now with my renewed vigor I ran down the stairs ready to play the new game of Assassin's Creed black flag I got on Wednesday. But as I went into the living room, but I felt something was wrong. Like a gut feeling something bad was about to happen.

I shrugged it off and turned on my Xbox 360. "Grrr, another message from this damned person" I said looking at my messages. let me explain, this person I met online was apparently a brony. I never really liked them they are just too upity and advocating the show in

everybody's face. I deleted the message and started up my game.

A few hours later I was loving the game. But I still couldn't shake the feeling something was lurking around the corner, waiting to happen. so to shake it I thought to go see my assassin's creed collection.

As I opened my secret door I have behind my mini-Fridge in my room and climbed into my basement. Before I go any further I should mention i have connections and I am rich, which i inherited

from my parents. But looking at my house you would never have known.

I crawled down into the room where I keep my collection and looked at my favorite robes, Ezio's assassins robes. I figured I would put them on for luck while I play, along with the Hidden blades, 10 throwing knifes,the Hanger sword from the 3rd installment, and 10 rope darts.

A few minutes later I was back up in the living room playing. After a half hour of playing I started to feel increasingly drowsy. I

got up to walk around and stretch but it just made me more tired. So I just settled to sit back in my chair and take a nap, which is

what I did. Or so I thought.

I woke up in what felt like a few hours. I smelled...pine? I opened my eyes to see a vast forest in front of me. I do not remember

getting drunk and wandering into a forest. I checked myself over and saw I still had all the items I had on me while playing the game.

so I settle for taking a look around, I threw on my hood and made sure my hidden blades were still there...yep they were. After a few

minutes of checking over the items I had on me I realized that i have the hidden blade that had the hidden gun on it, with 20 bullets

to go along with it. "Sweet! In grabbing the wrong pair I might have saved myself." I said cheerfully.

I walked around the forest for what seemed like forever, and came across a deserted town. "obviously it would be deserted, it night

time." I muttered as I saw a guard at the edge of the town, which was a, horse?.

"no...nononono.. this can't be right.they look exactly like what that brony nut showed me. this is not good." I whispered to my self while running into a bush to avoid them.

"ok it looks like playing Assassin's Creed will come in handy on this" I followed the bushes to around the Guard till I was behind him.

I smothered his face till he passed out and pulled him into the bushes "I can't kill these ponys it might stab me in the back later."

I noted afterwards. I checked the guard's belongings and found a map of this town called ponyville? odd name. There were Six multi-

colored makers on the map, purple, yellow, orange, blue, white, and pink. hmmm it looks like on the top of the map it says protect from all. wonder why these are so important.

I walked through the bushes further and found and ally way with a direct shot to the purple marker. As I walked through the darkness I saw a black bug type pony with insect wings and a horn "This thing doesn't seem to belong and is lurking around this might be what they are protecting the people from".

I creeped up behind him and stabbed it through the neck as green blood oozed out of the hole I made with the hidden blades. I picked up the bag that was next to this bug thing and found some type of crystals and a map saying to kill the place where the markers were.

I crept along the alley way till I was behind a treehouse type thing. I looked around the tree and it looked like there were only

guards at the front door "stupid fools" I muttered. I climbed the tree to a balcony with light coming out of the open windows and

looked inside to see a purple unicorn and a small dragon talking.

"Spike, go to bed I am going to study a little longer tonight, that spell should have worked and I need to try this spell again." the purple unicorn said.

"Alright twilight, but don't stay up too late. Remember what happened last week when you did?" the small dragon said.

"Alright, spike I know don't worry about me go to bed" the little dragon nodded and went upstairs to the third floor to go to bed. The unicorn Which I know now name is Twilight went and turned her back to the balcony and started reading a book.

"ok this is my chance" I noted to my self. I crawled up the balcony and in the tree house, I slowly crept up behind Twilight and covered her mouth so she couldn't scream.

"It"s ok, I won't hurt you. you have my word if i let you go will you not alert the guards or scream?" she nodded yes.

I let go of her as soon as she nodded and when she turned around she was about to scream but I covered he mouth quickly "what did I say?" I hissed in her ear then let her go.

Twilight stared at me for a while and finally said "What are you?".

"I'm what we call a human nice to meet you." I said back hushed. "I know your really interested and all but I want to go home something brought me here about a half hour ago and i already hate it here." I said to her quickly.

"Im sorry to break it to you but the spell i casted that apparently brought you her, I made it my self so there is no counter-spell" she said sheepishly.

"great just great im stuck here in magic pony land with no way to go back home just great." I yelled.

"crap I wasn't supposed to yell" I panicly  said as guards ran up the stairs and surrounded me.

"surrender now or die!" the captain yelled.

"Shining st-".

she tried to say as i yelled " I never surrender to anyone!" as i pulled out my hanger sword and the hidden blade in my other hand.

"Alright you asked for it" the captain said as they all charged at me.

Right as they all attacked me at once I jumped above them all and into the buildings rafters and threw a smoke bomb in the middle of them all to confuse them. as the bomb exploded I jumped down and killed two guards and got up and rope dart another to the ground before stabbing him in the head. As another guard attacked i parried and and stabbed him through the neck with the hidden blade.

"your all that's left captain, do you want to surrender?" I said with a smirk

"I don't think I will have to surrender to you" Said the captain with a grin on his face as about fifty guards came in the room

"Ahh Fuck this I'm out!" I yelled as I ran to the window and stabbed the guard at the window and jumped down. I mad dashed to the Forrest just on the out skirts of ponyville and lost the guards right at its edge. I jumped into the tallest tree and looked out to the horizon and saw the sun rising behind a gold castle.

"If i had a camera that would be a great picture." I said sadly

Great just great now I'm on the bad side of these ponys. I think i will just set up camp there in that clearing. I climbed out of the tree and into the clearing. after a few minutes I had a temp shelter for the night "sweet dreams me, maybe tomorrow will be better.