Tricked heart

Snow Blitz trotted in the saloon as he looked around. His friends, Ghost Dust, Braeburn and Dawn Deal were sitting down playing poker and drinking beer. He heard Ghost Dust's triumphant laugh.

'Probably just won' he thought as he trotted over to their table.

"Hey Snow Blitz!" Said Dawn Deal.

"Hi Dawn Deal" he said not very happily.

"What's your problem?" Asked Ghost Dust as she sat back and took a sip of her beer.

"The captain of the night guard" he said glumly.

"Lighten up and tell us what happened" said Braeburn.

"Well, I trotted in and she started flirting with me" he took a seat next to Dawn Deal. "And she was swiping her tail across my face!" He said.

They all gasped.

"Bitch!" said Ghost Dust.

"Whore!" Said Braeburn.

"Slut!" Said Dawn Deal.

Snow Blitz nodded his head. "And then she layed down and told me to 'ride her'" he said.

His friends opened their eyes wide.

"You were right Braeburn! She's a whore" said Dawn Deal as he drank some of his beer.

"And then the morning patrol came and our shift was over but then she asked me out" he finished.

"I think you shouldn't go" said Ghost Dust.

"Of course you should go!" Said Braeburn.

"Yeah, man! The slut wants you!" Said Dawn Deal.

Snow Blitz's mouth hung open. "Is Dusty the only sane pony here besides me?!" He asked as he motioned towards ghost Dust.

"I think you should go! I would like to be a uncle!" Pointed out Dawn Deal.

"I need you to go! Wanna know why?" Asked Braeburn.

Snow Blitz sighed. He knew what Braeburn was gonna say. "Why Braeburn?" he asked.

" 'Cause I'm a unicorn!" He joked.

Ghost Dust laughed along with Dawn Deal.

"Fine. I'll go" Said Snow Blitz.

"First hang out with us man!" Said Braeburn.

Ghost Dust gave him a beer. "Yeah c'mon" she said as she gulped down some of her own beer.

Snow Blitz smiled "okay" he said quietly.

"Up for a game of poker?" Asked Dawn Deal.

"No thanks" said Snow Blitz.

"But Ghost Dust always wins!" Complained Braeburn.

Ghost Dust grinned. "You two play. I'm gonna be talkin' to Snow Blitz" she said. She turned herself towards him.

"Hey. If you don't wanna do this you don't have to" she said.

"But I'm gonna get fired if I don't" he said as he looked at the ground.

Ghost Dust gave him a sympathetic look. "If she asks you to 'play' don't agree..it'll ruin your life. Happened to my sister" she said.

Snow Blitz frowned "I can't just turn her down like that!" He insisted as he took a sip of his beer.

"Yes. You can. I've turned down plenty of stallions down. Bat pony or not" she said as she drank some of her own beer.

"That's different.  You're a bat mare. I'm a stallion" he said.

"It makes no difference to me" she shrugged.

Snow Blitz looked deep into her yellow eyes and admired her sharp fangs along with her dark blue and dark purple mane and looked at her ash-grey coat and her bat wings.

She waved her hoof in his face "Earth to Snow Blitz!" She said loudly.

"Huh?oh sorry!" He said.

"Anyways I think you should be going" finished Ghost Dust as she drank all her beer.

"After the date with her can I come to your house? I need to tell you something" he said.

Ghost Dust shrugged. "If I'm not already asleep" she said.