Chapter 7: Welcome the Unpredictable

Chapter 7: Welcome the Unpredictable

Discord, a name of chaos and disorder. Was sitting in front of Matt with a tea cup in one claw and a cucumber sandwich in his paw. Matt couldn't make of what this demonic creation was, but it was kind towards Fluttershy. He didn't know what to imagine anymore. "So......you're name is Discord right? From what Fluttershy told me." He said taking a sip from his tea, hot but soothing.

"Why yes and I already know who and what you are Matt, the human slash homosapien. The so called 'zombie survivor', monster, and the last of it's species." Matt raised an eyebrow in confusion, he opened his mouth to question how he knew when he never met him but found his lips literally turned into a zipper as he struggled to speak. "And before you ask or hit my head off for zipping your annoying questions, I spied on the conversations. Well...except the one at Applejack's house due to my wife calling me." Discord explained bluntly as he felt a small whip from Fluttershy's hoof, harmless of course.

"Discord what have I told you about spying? It's not nice to be spying on us, we all mostly trust you after you helped us defeated Tirek. " She said with a angry motherly look on her face.

"You're right Fluttershy, and I apologize.....a little bit." Fluttershy sighed but gave a hug to the demonic creature.

"I forgive you, but try harder. For me okay?"

"Of course Fluttershy." He said with a wink and a sip of the tea cup. Discord had mysteriously drank the ceramic from the tea cup and turned the tea inside solid, like polar opposites. Matt extremely confused made a cough noise through his nose and attracted both attentions from Discord and Fluttershy. With an irritated finger, he pointed at his mouth as Discord chuckled and snapped his fingers, dispersing the zipper into nothingness and releasing Matt's speech.

"Okay that's better." Matt started with a breath of fresh air. "Now if you don't mind me asking Discord, but if you know who I am already, who and what are you? And what can you do?" Matt interrogated the being as Discord simply giggled is delight.

"Oh well if you simply MUST know." The demon said as he floated up in the air. He snapped his finger claws and summoned a mug with his own face on it, smiling like a cartoonish sun. He gave the mug to Matt who took it in confusion and a raised eyebrow as a bright flash appeared before him. After the flash a massive neon sign appeared behind the creature with the name "DISCORD" representing it. "I am Discord, a draconequus, and best of all, I am the God of Choas!" He said with small fireworks blasting behind him like a parade.

"Uhhh.......God of Chaos?" He said as he set down the mug which image was changed to some text displaying "Chaos = <3". "What do you mean by chaos? Do you like cause death and destruction?" Matt hypothesized as Discord gasped and fake fainted in horror and offense.

"Gasp no Matt. I just break the rules of common or scientific sense. Like simply by the fly changing this apple's insides." Discord explained as he summoned an apple and peeled off the skin revealing a banana inside. "See, now this apple is a banapple!" Discord claimed and proved as he ate the apple peel and threw the banana into the trash. "Although for a while I did rule Equestria and plumaged it into chaos, creating no order or balance." Discord calmly claimed.

"Wait....what do you mean "for a while"?" Matt asked, quoting Discord.

"Well like I said I did rule for a while. Then both my wife, who wasn't my wife at the time, and her sister turned me to stone. But I came back years later to create more chaos but Fluttershy and her friends turned me to stone. Then my wife, who again wasn't my wife at the time, gave me a second chance and passed me on to Fluttershy who taught me some very valuable lessons. And after a day with Fluttershy I was reformed.....mostly." He said with a pinch from his fingers representing the childish behavior he still held.

Matt gave a long whistle of impression. "So if your wife beat you once, she must be powerful. When was this?"

"Oh simply thousands of years ago." Matt's eyes widened, he believed that he was lying but, Discord laughed at him. "And yes I'm serious, I'm older than you think Matt. I'm thousands of years old, at least one thousands and five hundred I think. I stopped keeping track of my age after one thousand."

"Wait then what is your life sp-" He felt his mouth concealed once again but with a massive bandage plastered over his lips.

"I think this introduction has best introduced the both of us, eh Matt?" Matt responded with violent attempts of removing the bandage. Eventually he ripped it out with a violent yank and scream of pain in the aftermath.

"AGGHH!!" Matt screamed as he threw the massive bandage at Discord who transformed it into a cookie and ate it. "Why you Little-!" Matt stood up and reached an angry hand at Discord who simply warped outside the building. "You son of a-!" Matt, filled with annoyance and anger, ran to his room and retrieved his machete to pursue Discord. His grip felt boiling hot with payback as he metal from his blade could feel the fire from within Matt.

"N-Now Matt-" Discord was slightly intimidated with a medium sized, sharp, scary, and murderous looking metal object. "-w-w-we don't have to-" But Discord quickly flinched and dodged a quick slash followed by a stab from Matt's machete. "-be violent now. We could just-" Discord paused as Matt catapulted an over-swing towards Discord's forehead. Discord quickly reacted by snapping his fingers, turning his metal steel machete into a whimpy balloon sword.

"What the f-" Matt reached for his side arm but paused and flinched easily as Fluttershy flew right in front of his face. She gave a wide, cold, and death like stare into Matt's soul as he felt his soul slowly withering away. His hand, shaking with fear, slowly moved away from his sidearm and down like a dog under a leash.

"Now Matt, I don't want you attacking my friends. Can you say you're sorry?" Fluttershy requested from the human as she had her eye staring into Matt's mortality.

"I-I.....I am sorry Discord." Matt said as he kneeled down in sorrow. What am I even doing? How is she making me do this? Matt thought to himself as Discord started snickering. But Fluttershy turned to Discord with the same look she gave towards Matt.

"And you! You better watch your chaos mister. Or else I'm going to tell Princess Celestia of your bad deeds." She said, crossing her forehooves and turning away from Discord. Who surprisingly instantly turned pale and placed his hands on her shoulders, massaging her and trying to calm her down desperately. But Fluttershy wouldn't budge for his fishing line of weak apologies towards her.

"N-Now Fluttershy I'm sorry for what I did. Can you forgive me?" Discord asked in a begging tone as flowers and candy appeared in front of the Pegasus....but she didn't budge.

"I won't forgive you until Matt here forgives you." She said pointing to the kneeling Matt. Discord grumbled in stubbornness as he stood on the same ground level as the human.

"I.....apologize for my actions Mr. Matt."

"It's......." He paused, asking himself if this god could be trusted or not. ".....fine...apology accepted." After he apologized, he stood up with his machete gave a heavy sigh. "Well I think I've had enough for one day Fluttershy, I'm going to bed. If you need me, wake me. And one last thing Discord, change my machete back and place it next to door if you could, thanks." Matt said, concluding his night as he walked to his room and closed the door behind him, leaving Fluttershy and Discord alone.

"Well then, he is the violent isn't he?" Discord asked with a sick dark smile on his face as Fluttershy sighed in disappointment towards the god. "Whaat? I apologized like you asked." Discord complained.

"I know, it's just...none of us have any idea what he feels right now. Back at Applejack's house where we discussed who he was staying with, we all discussed and question how he felt for k-......k....." Fluttershy paused, holding a hoof to her mouth to the horrors she imagined about Matt's decision. Her tears were peaking out her eyes as Discord became slightly curious and worried for Fluttershy. ".....n-nothing. I shouldn't tell."

"Why not? Is it really that bad?" He asked with an unnecessary smile.

"Yes.....it's really bad."

Matt sat on his bed as he reached into his bag. He pulled out a black, but thin rectangular object as he pressed a button. But nothing happened as he sighed in disappointment. "Damn...I could really use some music right about now." He placed the object on the table as he lied down and slowly fell asleep. But before he fell into a deep sleep he softly whispered in his head.

You better not chase me in my dreams Discord, or you navy blue pony.

Author's Note

Yes Discord and Celestia are married, deal with it.

Also deal with the short chapter.