The Adventures of Samuel Jones
Two stallions sat before a dingy shack on a pair of dirty stools drinking copious amounts
of alcohol, talking about the days events. They were near the edge of the Everfree Forest yet they
had no fear of the dark Forest most likely due to the alcohol.
"And the weird critter bought the stupid map!" The first stallion laughed loudly. He had grey fur
and a brown mane while the stallion across from him had blue fur and a green mane.
"Your serious ain't ya!" The second stallion said bringing his drink up for another gulp. "It actually
bought that map you found!" he chuckled "But you found that in the forest who would want it?" he
questioned in a drunken tone.
"Well this creature did!" The stallion shrugged "He was a weird critter too never saw nothing
like 'em" He looked up thoughtfully recalling the creature "Instead of fur it had pale skin and a long red
mane also had a weird get up."
"Well what was he wearing?" The second stallion asked drunkenly intrigued
"Hmm he had a white t-shirt, jeans, a belt and a camouflage looking jacket." He said in a barely
understandable tone. "Not to mention this weird chain round his neck with two bits of metal looped through
it, claimed it was his grandfathers." He said in a more understandable tone
.
"Huh weird how tall was he?" The second one asked intrigued to the point of setting his drink
down and sitting up while looking over at his companion.
The first stallion looked over at his friend. "your interested in this ain't ya." He shrugged
"Well it wasn't too tall maybe 5'7." He said thoughtfully "But he looked like he could take down a manticore if he
wanted too" The stallion said adopting an impressed expression.
"
Wow what did he call himself?" The second one asked raising an eyebrow.
"I think he called himself Human"