Flash Sentry has adventure's in Equestria: A Cupkake's and My LIttle Dashie Sequel

As soon as you walk into Ponyville, lots of ponies start waving and smiling at you, because they're not dicks like humans are. You're happy to finally be in a place where everyone appreciates how cool you are.

The first pony you meet is Twilight Sparkle. She immediately runs up to you and says: "Oh my God! I love you!"

You're confused about this for a moment, but then you remember that you're the human flash sentry, so of course Twilight Sparkle is going to be all over you.

She drags you forecefully to the library, and then yells at Spike: "Get out of here, nobody likes you, and I want Flash to fuck me!"

SPike left.