Half pony, half human, the perfect daughter

by Yoni

Didn't see that coming

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You wake up under the warm confines of your blanket, feeling rejuvenated. Luckily for you, the curtains inside Derpy's room can block just enough light.

'Suck it, Celestia!' you think triumphantly.

You turn to the other side of the bed and smile when you see a certain grey and blonde lump poking beneath the sheets. You scoot closer to your beloved mare-friend and wrap your arms around her.

Derpy lets out a cute little yawn before giggling as she regains her senses and finds herself entangled between your arms. You move your head closer to hers and whisper "Good morning" as you plant a quick kiss on Derpy's cheek.

Her reaction is immediate as she spins, still in your grasp, and plants her own kiss directly on your lips, catching you by surprise for a second.

She breaks the kiss as her gaze lingers on your good eye; a small blush grows across her muzzle in the cutest of manners.

You smile and raise your head just enough to see the clock on the night dresser closer to Derpy. It reads six thirty.

"We should get up," you say quietly as to not wake up Dinky and Sparkler prematurely.

Derpy groans.

"Do we have to?" She moves closer to you and curls into your chest, letting out a content sigh as she revels in the feeling of your smooth skin across her fur. You find it hard to get up now, because Derpy is both snuggling into you and grabs you from behind, not letting you go.

After a few more minutes of playful banter that ended in a tickle fight, you finally break free from the mare's grasp and stand up. Derpy moans in fake displeasure and gets out of bed as well.

As she does that, your eyes linger on her belly, which had swollen over the last ten months and into the eleventh. You're still a tad nervous about this whole pregnancy but luckily, Derpy was by your side the entire time, and you by hers.

You move closer to your lover and kneel down, giving Derpy a passionate kiss while your hands roam around her belly.

"Any day now, huh? Are you nervous?" you ask.

Derpy casts a glance towards her belly as well "Slightly…"

You see a small worried frown ached onto Derpy's muzzle and decide to help her relax. You take her in your arms and move into your private bathroom. Upon stepping through the threshold, you place Derpy gently on the floor tiles and fill the hot tub,

preparing a nice bath.

It doesn't take long for the bath to fill. You dip your hand into the water, finding them to your liking and stripping completely.

Again, you scoop Derpy into your chest and ease yourself into the bath, enjoying the nice warm feeling.

Derpy is also relaxing, if her soothed muscles and stable breathing is any indication.

She rests with her back pressed onto your chest, the back of her head rests on your shoulder as you hold her in place.

Your once gentle smile turns cheeky as you let your hand glide across Derpy's belly. She coos as relaxation claims her, but unknown to her, you don't have any intentions to stay on her belly, and your hand slowly descends until it brushes across two bulging mounds.

Derpy suddenly gasps as her muscles tense under your touch.

"A-Anon, what…"

Her sentence is cut short when you gently pinch her left nipple, causing Derpy to moan loudly.

"Shhh… Just relax…" you whisper into her ear and slowly blowing hot air into it, causing her ears to flicker.

You turn your attention back to Derpy's teats, massaging them and occasionally pinching at the tips. With each stroke, Derpy's moans getting louder and louder. You can feel her heart beating faster the more you caress and explore.

But your hand don't stop there, oh no, it descends further more until it rests on her marehood. Derpy lets out a particularly long moan as you use your index and ring finger to part her folds while slipping your middle finger into the warm confines of her sex.

"A-Anon… ahhh! Don't- Don't stop…" Derpy cries, moving her hips to allow as much of your finger to slip in. Her moist folds try to hold your prodding appendage inside as you slowly move in and out, increasing your motions only to slow down when she nears her peak "No… Please. I-I need this…"

"Then say it," you slowly whisper, letting another rush of hot air wash across her ears.

She turns around in your grasp and pulls you for a passionate kiss, much like the one in bed not moments ago. Derpy breaks the kiss and looks at you with bedroom eyes.

"Inside me. Now!"

You nod and ease Derpy lower and lower until your throbbing member touching her lower lips. Derpy squirms in your grasp but you hold her firmly, just barely brushing across her sex.

"Anon, honest to Celestia, if you're not gonna- ahhhh!"

You silence the mare's rant by quickly plunging into her. The sudden penetration and her previous arousal caused Derpy's muscles to contract tightly around your member. It takes you a few seconds to steady your breath before you slowly slide out, leaving only the tip inside Derpy. Then, you thrust back in, earning another cry of pure bliss from the mare. You pull her into another kiss to muffle her cries so that she wouldn't wake up Sparkler, or even worse, Dinky.

You slowly build a steady rhythm of thrusting. Your hands rest on Derpy's cutie mark as her front hooves rest on your shoulder. The room emanates a sweet scent of flowers and lust, leaving your mind blank. The warm water, combined with Derpy's silky coat as it slides up and down across your chest creates a most wonderful sensation.

You grunt a few times as you quicken your pace. Derpy's folds become more and more tight, which in turn, forces you to use more force. Derpy's own moans of ecstasy spur you further as you pound into her faster and faster, until finally, she comes.

Again, you had to muffle Derpy's cries by kissing her, lest she'd wake up the entire block. You feel yourself going over the edge as you release deep inside her. The two of you stay like that for a few minutes, letting yourselves enjoy the afterglow. You drain the bath and fill it again with hot water, actually bathing this time.

Once clean, you step out of the shower with Derpy in tow. You make your way towards the kitchen and help Derpy prepare breakfast. Today you decided to make some scrambled eggs with hay bacon for Derpy and her daughters, and real bacon for yourself (thank god for the gryphons). While manning the stove, Derpy is standing next to you, squeezing a fresh batch of orange juice.

You just finish dividing the eggs into four plates when Dinky and Sparkler arrive to the dining table.

"Good morning Dinky, good morning Sparkler, how was your sleep?" you greet the two fillies.

"I want to go back to bed," grumbles Dinky, though as she lays her eyes upon the dining table, her spirits are lifted "Yay, scrambled eggs!"

"Relax Dinky, it's only scrambled eggs," says Sparkler, though she can't keep the smile off her face.

"It's not JUST scrambled eggs, it's Anon's famous scrambled eggs!" Dinky exclaims.

"Well…" Sparkler eyes her plate "You do have a point."

You chuckle to yourself as you take your sit next to Derpy. The moment you sit down, Dinky eats away at her meal with gusto, and who can blame her, your scrambled eggs are to die for.

The rest of you chuckle and start eating as well. Sparkler takes a few bites before addressing you.

"So, I bet you're excited heh, Anon?"

You take a sip of orange juice before answering.

"More than you think. Though I find ways to unwind and clear my head."

"Like what you did this morning with mommy?" Dinky asks innocently.

You choke.

"Wh-what do you know about this?" Derpy asks, afraid to know the answer while also patting you on the back

Dinky looks a bit concerned by your sudden reaction but replies nonetheless "Did Anon hurt you? You were making a lot of noises."

"No, no! That wasn't real; sometimes I fake it when I wrestle with Anon."

"WHAT!" you exclaim.

Dinky then looks at you "Please don't wrestle with mommy, you're too big, you can hurt her."

"Yeah Anon, stop that," Sparkler says, almost bursting with laughter.

"Okay, go to school Dinky and I'll have Sparkler to pick you up, okay?" says Derpy.

"Okay, bye Sparkler, bye Anon." Dinky hops from the chair and exits the house. When the door closes, Sparkler bursts with laughter.

Derpy sighs in relief "I think she bought it."

"You mean the story of how daddy beats up mommy?" you almost shout.

"Relax, I told her I was fine," Derpy says over the growing laughter of Sparkler, who is now rolling across the floor.

"Look, I could hear the worry in her voice. Why don’t we tell her the truth?"

"What, that sometimes I ride you like a mechanical bull to get pleasure? She's too young to understand."

Sparkler suddenly stops laughing "I really didn't need to hear that."

"Can we just drop the subject?" you suggest, you really don't want to get into these kinds of conversations.

"Agreed" you hear both Derpy and Sparkler say. You sigh and prepare for your own day of work. Derpy stays at home from obvious reasons so you also did her routes as well, earning enough money so you could still support your family.

Sparkler is trotting besides you as you walk towards the post office to start another day of work. It was something you did lately a lot, since you both feel as if you're not really close to each other as you would like.

"So, when will you talk to Dinky about the birds and bees?"

You shot her a glare.

"I was being serious. I mean, I knew about sex about her age too."

"And look what happened to you," you say, smirking.

"Hey, take that back!" she starts kicking your legs.

"Fine, fine, I'm sorry. Geez, you're worse than Celestia." As you say that, a pot nearly falls on your head "Jesus Christ good god almighty!"

"It's just isn't you day, isn't it?" Sparkler giggles.

"Don't jinx it. God I need a drink…"

Finally, you reach the post office and bid sparkler goodbye. You take your hat off the stand and a full bag of letters and step out from the back door. Near the door itself, lays the bicycles you ordered. It took you some time to show the blacksmith pony the blueprints but the final result was worth it.

Now, it took you something like five hours to finish both your route and Derpy's. In fact, you were so efficient that your boss gave you a raise, which is always nice, considering the amount of time it took you to relearn how to ride with only one eye.

During your mail delivering, you think back about when you and Derpy took your relationship to the next level. A dopey smile crosses your lips as you picture her face in your eye(s), her loving smile, motherly voice, and the way her eyes look towards completely different directions when she's blushing.

Yes, you are one lucky son-of-a-bitch. You have a lovely mare-friend, two fillies that see you as their dad and you, as your daughters, and another daughter on the way. You could use soundproof walls, though.

Daydreaming aside, you continue your trek through Ponyville. Greeting ponies as they pass you and delivering the mail. All that cycling for the past months really did wonders for your body. You're definitely not ripped or anything, but you do have a nice six pack. Too bad ponies can't seem to appreciate your healthy body, considering you're not from the same species.

Finally, work was done and done correctly, just the way you like it. You stop by the post office to place your bicycle back to where it belongs as well as to put your hat away. You take your time in the office drinking from the water cooler, it seems that Celestia heard your previous remark and decided to focus all the heat on you. You really need to learn to keep your mouth shut.

Then the most unexpected thing happened. Somepony pretty much rammed into the post office, but before you could determine who it was, you fell backward as said pony slams into you.

You slowly get up from the floor, rubbing your aching head as well as rubbing your eye. You focus your attention towards the pony who tackled you. It was Sparkler!

"Sparkler, what are you doing here?" you ask as you help her get on all four. She rubs her head before trying to focus her gaze on you, and when she does, she looks panicked.

"Anon, it's mom! Her water's broke, she's going into labor!" she cries.

"WHAT!" you bark "where is she now?!"

"She got carried into the hospital, we must go there now!"

"Okay, here's what's gonna happen. I'll go straight towards the hospital. I want you to pick Dinky from school and meet me there."

"Okay." Sparkler utters before dashing in the direction of the schoolhouse. Meanwhile, you sprint through the back door and onto your bicycle. You paddle down the streets with speed you never knew you had, each paddle makes you faster and faster. You actually had you yell so ponies won't get in your way.

You try to sort out the conflicting emotions that spiral in your head. On one hand, you're going to be a father! And you can't help but to be excited about it, but on the other hand, you're going to be a father, and you have no idea how to take care for an infant, even though you know plenty about caring children thanks to Dinky.

You finally see the hospital in sight and double your efforts to get there as fast as you can. You almost fall from your bicycle when you push the brakes, though you balance yourself just in time. You enter the hospital and run towards the counter, where you can see nurse Redheart organizing some files.

She turns around and sees you.

"Follow me," she says before you can utter a single word. You nod and follow as Redheart takes you through the intensive care ward.

Before you can even see the door to Derpy's room you can already hear her cries of pain. You rush past Redheart and towards the source of the noise. You can hear the shouts get louder and louder until you come across the source, just beyond a door to your left.

If you pushed that door any further, it would've fly off its hinges.

You ignore the nurses and doctor and rush straight towards Derpy's side.

"A-Anon!" she cries in alarm.

"Shhh, it's okay Derpy, I'm- hrrrk…"

Before you could finish your sentence, Derpy somehow wraps her foreleg around your throat, bringing you closer to her as she blocks your air supply.

"Anon, you put that thing inside of me! It's your entire fault!" she screams next to your ear.

"Derpy, Babe, relax." You try and free yourself from her clutch to no avail.

A nurse quickly comes to your aid and gently pries Derpy's foreleg off of you while keep telling her to breath.

"Don't take what she says to heart, sir. Mares in labor tend to lash out."

Heh, here's one similarity between human females and mares.

You shake your hand and crouch to Derpy's eye level. You slowly lock eye with each other as your hand brushes away a stray lock from her eyes.

"Anon… I'm scared…" she whispers between huffs and cries of agony.

"Don’t you worry, love. I'm right here." You take a hold of her foreleg and squeeze it gently, assuring your mare-friend that you're by her side.

Derpy lets out a particularly loud shout that forces you to cover your ears. You can see one of the nurses perk up as she looks at her in encouragement "The head is out! Come on, you can do it!"

The process was long and agonizing to watch. You can't help but feel useless doing nothing, nothing but trying to comfort your lover. She cries, she yells, she apologizes and the cycle begins anew.

"Sir?" you feel a nurse nudge you from behind. You turn around but your hand still rests between Derpy's forelegs.

"What?"

"Is it her first labor?" she asks.

"Ah, no. She has two other daughters. One is seventeen and the other is five, why?"

"It seems her labor is proceeding rather quickly than normal. Thankfully, the fact that she delivered foals in the past offsets our concern."

"What do you mean?"

"Oh don't worry. The active labor of a mare who's already delivered a foal in the past usually takes less time."

"Then how long does it take now?"

"Well, according to what I can see…" the nurse flashes a glance towards Derpy's opening "Soon, very soon. The baby is almost out."

You breathe a sigh of relief and tell Derpy the good news. She smiles weakly and gives the final pushes, and with a final cry, the baby came out.

You hear the nurses gasp.

"What! What is it?" you ask frantically.

The nurse closest to you opens her mouth but quickly shuts it.

"You'll discover soon for yourself, sir. Let us first get your baby clean." The head nurse speaks up.

You're about to protest but decide against it. You can feel Derpy's breathing becoming more regular and you glance towards her.

She's half smiling with her eyes almost closed. She looks at you and gives you the most loving smile you've ever seen.

Soon after, a nurse comes with a bundle of sheets cradled safely on her back, but instead of the cheery look you were expecting, all you see in a concerned look.

Derpy takes the bundle into her forelegs and slowly looks down.

She gasps.

At this point, you're beginning to freak out. Why the nurses are looks so concerned? Why is Derpy looks like someone just told her they outlawed muffins?

"Anon… Come look…" she whispers.

You take a gulp and slowly move closer.

You gasp as well.

There, inside the bundle of sheets, lays something you did not expect to see. When you impregnated Derpy, you thought it might be a pony, or even a human, but you didn't see that coming.

It is some sort of hybrid. A human from the waist up, but with two gray hooves instead of legs and a tiny set of wings.

"She's… she's…" you stutter.

"She's beautiful." Derpy completes you.

You stay like that in silence. The nurses and doctor gave you some privacy after cleaning up as you come to know your own daughter, your own flesh and blood. The baby stirs in Derpy's hooves before she opens her eyes. Revealing two golden orbs, much like her mother.

The door to the room slowly opens, revealing Sparkler and Dinky. Both look worried for their mother. Derpy smiles and ushers her daughters to come and meet their new sister. The two fillies gasp in a similar fashion to how you and Derpy reacted and you can't help but chuckle.

After the initial shock is over, the two look more relaxed.

"Awww, she's so cute," Coos Dinky.

"What's her name?" asks Sparkler, looking elated.

You take another glance towards Derpy. She's looking at you back and nods. You nod as well and turn your attention back to your little fillies you learnt to adore so much.

"Muffin… her name is Muffin."

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