Half pony, half human, the perfect daughter

by Yoni

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"Kids are such a joy, aren't they?" you murmur as Derpy climbs back to your shared bed after taking care of Muffin.

"Shut up." Somehow, she manages to swat you across the face, too tired to do something with more permanent results.

As she settles in the bed, you scoot closer to her and warp your arms around her barrel. Her soft coat feels wonderful on your bare chest. Slowly, with all your sleepy might, you start to idly scratch her.

"Hmm… hands…" Derpy moans, scooting closer to you and turning around to give you an easier access.

"You're unbelievable," you mutter, barely able to stay awake.

"I can't help it, your hands feel sooooo good," she moans.

You chuckle lightly and bop her on the nose "Someday, Muffin is going to make a stallion very happy with her hands."

Derpy scowls for a bit before relaxing against your gentle touch "I hope you don't mean anything sexual by that, otherwise, I'm gonna have to swat you again," she says playfully, wiggling closer to you and biting you gently on your nose, her minty hot breath washes across your face.

"Don't worry my little derp horse, I didn't mean it like that."

You slowly wrap your hands around Derpy and pull her ever closer, eliciting a surprised 'eep' from the grey pegasus. She looks lovingly into your eyes before suddenly looking away.

"I'm worried Anon, what if other ponies reject her? What if they'll make fun of her? It would crush my heart seeing her hurt. After Dinky's and Sparkler's dad died, I… I…" Derpy sniffs a few times as a stray tear dares to ruin her perfect cheeks.

You use your thumb to get rid of the pesky tear and lock Derpy in a gentle, but affectionate kiss.

You part your lips and look deep into her cross eyes.

"She is gonna be fine Derpy, remember how ponies reacted when I first appeared? They screamed monster, a freak, an abomination…"

"I can still feel my blood boil when I think about that."

"But look at me now. I live peacefully in this small town, I have a decent job, and most importantly, I fell in love."

"Awww, you're just saying that, Anon."

You shake your head.

"Most definitely not. You're the first pony to show me kindness, Derpy. You're the one who offered me a place to stay when everypony else ran away, even when others stayed away from you as well. My love for you is genuine, and so is my love for Muffin. Should anyone dare to hurt her… God help them…"

You feel two strong hooves wrap around your neck and pull you into a fiery kiss. Derpy wastes no time invading your mouth as her tongue traces over your teeth, paying a lot of attention to your canines. After the initial shock, you melt into the kiss as well, letting your own tongue wrestle with Derpy's, but no matter how much effort you put behind it, Derpy always wins.

You break the kiss as a lone strand of saliva still connects between you. Even in the darkness of the night, you can somehow see Derpy's reddening cheeks.

"It turns me on hearing you talk like a protective father something fierce," Derpy confesses.

You smile lovingly and give Derpy a small peck on the nose before getting comfortable again.

"Let's go to sleep Derpy, I know you're horny but I'm tired."

"Oh fine, but as soon as you're up, I'm gonna ride you till I suck you dry." She emphasizes her words by giving you a long lick from the base of your jaw, all the way up to your lips, sending electric bolts down your spine and redirecting all your blood down south.

"Fine Derpy, but please, be gentle."

"You know I won't…"


Morning.

The most hated time of day.

The curtains were drawn, which meant sunlight was beaming directly into your eyes. Why didn't you close them before heading to sleep? What creature of the deepest reaches of Tartarus compelled you to do so?

"God damn it Celestia. One day, one freaking day. Is that too much to ask?" You mutter.

You hear a faint giggle and feel the sheets shuffling.

"Having a good morning, are we?" came a sultry voice. It was…

"Derpy?"

You open your eyes slowly and look to the other side of bed. Surprisingly enough, Derpy isn't there.

"Derpy? Hey where are- Holy mother of god!"

You feel something wet and slippery slide along your shaft, empowered by your morning wood. You lift the sheets away from you and see Derpy, crouched between your legs, with bedroom eyes. Her tongue was lolling on the side of her mouth as she slowly licks away on her favorite lollipop.

Also known as your penis.

You groan loudly as her slippery tongue makes contact with your tip, before being practically devoured. While sucking, Derpy makes some audible slurping sounds, spurring your desire.

You place your hands on either side of her head and guide her down your shaft. Derpy went all the way like a champ, not gagging for even a second. She stayed firmly connected to your crotch for a few seconds, still making slurping noises, before lifting herself up.

With a skill very unlikely for the usually timid mare, Derpy impaled herself yet again on your (very) decent sized masculinity.

"AGH! Derpy! You're sucking too much of my- agh…"

Holy shit!

Is that even legal?

Ohhhhhhh, MY!


After you and Derpy had a little, shall we say, roll in the hay-

Heh, roll in the hay, you wonder if they actually use that phrase here.

Anywayyyy, after you and Derpy had a little 'morning exercise' you two stepped out of your shared room to prepare for yet another day. Today was your off day actually, and you plan on taking Dinky to school again. After all, you haven't done that since Muffin was born.

You go downstairs and proceed to do your morning ritual.

It would start with you getting your toes stabbed in the corner to the kitchen and censor your swears. Then, you would help Derpy making breakfast. After that, you would start on making the mother of all coffee just to help you feel less like a dead person. And finally, you would go either working or escorting Dinky to school.

Right now though, you simply enjoy the bittersweet taste of a freshly brewed coffee and some pancakes, curtesy of Derpy.

It doesn't take long for the two other members of this strange family to follow the heavenly scent of blueberry pancakes. Dinky and Sparkler trot into the kitchen and sit down on either side of the table. With a synchronized groan, the two fall face first into the hard wood, too tired to be awaken this early in the morning.

Muffin, god bless her, was silently sucking on a bottle of milk near you.

"Come on girls. A baby is quieter then you," you chirp, sounding way too happy for the two fillies in your presence. Thankfully though, the reason for your happiness eludes your daughters.

With a nod, the two sisters light up their horns and throw two pancakes onto your face. The comic *slap* noise of two pancakes finding their target caused Muffin to laugh profusely.

"You dirty little traitor," you mutter as you grab the two sticky pancakes and put them on your plate. "Well, the joke's on you, now I get two extra pancakes."

Realizing their mistake, the two fillies groan yet again, only this time with a smile on their face.

"Come on now, don't play with your food," chided Derpy, who has an orange juice pitcher balanced on her back. You help her by taking the pitcher off her back and put it on the middle of the table. "Thanks Anon."

After breakfast, you decide to escort Dinky to school to say hello to all the fillies and colts. You always had a soft spot for children, and it did not waver when you crossed from your world to this one. You know each colt and filly by name and they adore you almost as much as Cheerilee.

As you approach the school ground's you notice something is out of place. There isn't a single foal playing outside.

"Did we arrive too early?" asks Dinky. She has her hooves wrapped around your head and her hind legs around your neck. Her ears swivel towards the schoolhouse in rapt attention.

Suddenly, the two of you notice a shadow moving across the window. You stop for a moment, grabbing Dinky and putting her behind you, and move towards the schoolhouse. You do not really know what to expect, but you have to be sure. As you approach the entrance to the school you notice the curtains covering the windows. You can hear whispers and murmurs as well, but as soon as your foot connects with the wood floor in front of the door, they stop. Not sure what to do, you look back at Dinky.

"Listen, stay out here until I say otherwise. If something happens to me, you run away."

"But I can't leave you-"

"This isn't up for debate, Dinky. I won't be able to forgive myself is something happens to you."

Dinky hangs her head and nods.

You weakly smile, trying to assure Dinky that you are not mad at her, before spinning in place and moving towards the door.

You grasp the door handle firmly between your fingers and twist. You can feel the rusty hinges creek as they move, giving away your position for anything that might be inside the schoolhouse.

You enter the dark classroom, looking around for anything out of the ordinary, something that proved to be useless without any light source. You move your hand across the wall until you find what you are looking for.

With a flick of the switch, the lights turn on.

"CONGRATULATIONS ANON!"

Your heart is practically ripped from your mortal body as you leap into the air, startled beyond belief. Your breathing becomes rapid and fast, your hands shaking and your eyes wide. You look at the mass of giggling foals and Cheerilee as they hold a sign. It says with big, bold letters 'Congratulations for the baby!' with a crudely drawn you, Dinky, Sparkler, Derpy and Muffin holding hands and hooves.

You will never admit that to anyone but that sign almost brought tears to your eyes.

Before anyone could say anything you move forward and embrace Cheerilee in a tight hug, one which she happily returns. The rest of the foals follow suit as every last one of them is trying to hug you, resulting in a big pile of foals.

"Cheerilee I- don't know what to say," you croak. Fighting the tears as much as possible.

Cheerilee gives you a firm squeeze before replying. "I know how stressed you've been over Muffin so I just wanted to say to you, that no matter what others may think, this generation of foals will accept and love your daughter, no matter how different she may be." She lets you go and looks into your eyes. "She's as much pony as she's human. If I was able to accept you than I know your daughter will be just as loved."

You look around the classroom. Each foal is bearing a personal letter for you in their mouth.

'If only they could weaponize cuteness…' you think to yourself.

One by one, each foal hands you their letter. Your smile turns slightly bigger when you see Dinky gives you hers. "You knew about this, didn't you, Dinks."

Dinky smiles sheepishly as she draw circles with her hooves. "I just thought it would cheer you up a bit. I know you and mommy are afraid of what other ponies might say…"

You can feel your heart melt as Dinky finishes her speech. Without warning, you grab Dinky into your arms and squeeze her tight. "You are without a doubt the most adorable daughter ever."

"Really! Even more than Sparkler?"

"Don't push it Dinks."

"Hehe, sorry…"

D'awwwwwww, you can't stay mad at a face like this. "It's alright, Dinky. I love you." You give her a little kiss on the head, just below the horn. You can feel Dinky wrap her hooves around your neck and nuzzle your cheek.

"I love you too, dad."

You pause for a moment as the air catches in your throat. You look down at the filly currently snuggling in your embrace. She was the same filly that you saved on your first day in Equestria, the same filly that would often ask you to escort her to school, the same filly that rushes to you when she's sad, the same filly that shares you with her joy, and the same filly that you now call a daughter.

So why does she looks so different now? Why does she fill such a larger part of your heart?

You move your head closer to Dinky, and whisper softly to her ear. "Thanks Dinky. For everything."

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