Half pony, half human, the perfect daughter

You stalked through the halls of the castle of doom with Dinky by your side. You both carry your laser pistols that were totally not nerf guns. You come across a flight of stairs and go down, keeping quiet.

"Is the monster down in the dungeon?" Dinky asked in a hushed tone.

"I believe so, but be careful, Dinky. The muffin monster is known to eat little ponies if she can't find any muffins."

"Noted," the little filly replied.

The two of you reach the dungeon and walk past the torturer's kitchen, where the torturer could be seen skimming through the refrigerator.

"Dad I'm hungry."

"Shut up," you say to the torturer as you round a corner.

And there she was, the muffin monster, sleeping on a couch.

"There she is! Shoot her!" You declare as you and Dinky release a torrent of nerf bullets onto the unsuspecting Derpy. The mare jumped in fright as she took to the air, only for you to grab her and pin her to the couch. "Go Dinky, use our secret weapon!"

Immediately Dinky jumps on Derpy and started to tickle to poor mare. Derpy tried to get Dinky off of her, laughing hysterically, but you kept her at bay with your hands.

"It's no use! The muffin monster is too strong, ran daddy!"

You comply and let Derpy go as Dinky and you ran back to your fortress –aka dinky's room- at full speed.

"Anon!" you hear the muffin monster scream behind you.

Let's hope she won't catch you.

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