Chapter 1: Wizard
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"David! Please pay attention in class or I will have to send you down to the principal's office!" Yelled the teacher.
The student in question, David, a 6' 4'', brown haired, blue eyed 18 year old, was sitting in the back of the class, listening to music making paper airplanes.
"David! I will not ask you again- Pay attention or I will throw you out of class!" The teacher yelled, again falling on deaf ears.
The boy besides David, Jack, decided enough was enough and pulled the headphones out of Davids ears, only a little too late.
"-vid, go to the principals office now!" Yelled the teacher, clearly fed up with David.
"See ya later Dave." Said Jack.
"Don't call me that."
"What every Davey~" Said Jack in a mocking tone.
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"This is Bullshit, getting sent to the office with only thirty minutes left until lunch.." I said, still angry at Jack for not acting faster.
I decided I would just wait around lunch, then meet up with my friends and see where that took me, but before that, I really have to pee. I started making my way to the bathroom when I saw one of my favorite teachers- Mr.Prince, a taller man with dark black hair, a pronounced gut and sky blue eyes.
"Hey David, why are ya out of class?" Asked Mr.Prince
"I got kicked out, now I'm going to the bathroom."
"Ahh, So David, how are you and Hazel working out?"
"Good as ever."
"Good. Well, I have tot get back to my classroom, I'll see you later.
"Yea, later."
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I made my way to the bathroom when I stepped on something sticky.
"What the hell, gum? Gross." I said as I went to pick it off my shoe.
When I lifted my leg up I stated smelling something you wouldn't normally find in a bathroom- cotton candy. I went to scrap the gum off when I noticed it was..fluffy. It wasn't gum at all; it was cotton candy!
"Who brings cotton candy into the bathroom?" I thought out loud.
After I relieved myself I went to wash my hands. The school bathrooms are the weirdest ones I have ever been in, no mirrors, can you believe that? But back to washing my hands, I turned on the tap but to my surprise it wasn't water coming out of the sink, clean water at least. Instead there was some sort of brown liquid.
"What the hell!" I said, disgusted by the muddy water.
As the sink filled I smelled... Chocolate. It was chocolate milk...CHOCOLATE MILK! Coming from the tap! I decided to cup my hands and get some to drink- you know, for science. When I put my hand under the sink, I was suddenly sucked in.
"THIS DOESN'T SEEM PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE!"
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"Ahh, what a fine Chaos filled day." Said Discord, God of Chaos.
Discord was sitting on his throne in the middle of Townsville, the new Chaos Capital of the World.
"Hmm...All of this evil is making me thirsty.." Said Discord.
*SNAP* The sound of Discord summoning a cotton candy cloud just by snapping his fingers.
"This cloud is a bit bigger than the rest have been...must be loaded!" Said Discord as he pulled a glass out of thin air. But, instead of chocolate milk falling from the could a young male, 18 years of age, fell right on Discords arm.
"What the bloody hell just happe-" Started the boy, before he got a look at the Draconequus.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Yelled the boy, along with Discord- out of sheer surprise. The shouting went on for a minute or so before Discord interrupted.
"WHY ARE WE YELLING?"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Discord found that the direct approach would not work on the boy, so instead he went for a quick solution. Zipping the boys mouth shut.
"HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!" The boy was still trying to scream.
"Quiet boy. Now, what were you doing in my cloud?" Asked Discord.
"HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!" The boy wasn't stopping soon.
"I'll unzip your mouth if you stop YELLING! Are. We. Clear?" Said Discord, getting angry.
"....." The boy didn't say anything, Discord took that as a yes, and unzipped his mouth.
"WHAT ARE YOU!" Yelled the boy.
"I said no YELLING!" Said Discord, angered by his agreement being broke. The boy stopped yelling, a look of fear in his eyes and he gazed at Discord.
"Finally. Well, my name is Discord the Draconequus, Spirit of Chaos and Disharmoy, but everyone knows that, kid." Explained Discord, looking confused at not being recognized.
"This doesn't make any sense..." Muttered the boy.
"What fun is there in making sense?" Asked Discord, while pouring himself a glass of chocolate milk from a cloud. "So than kid, just who are you?" Asked Discord.
"M-my name is D-david." Said the boy, stuttering with fear. "You don't want me soul right, because I can't play the fiddle"
"Nice one Davey, but I will make a little bet with you, and if you win, I'll send you home free." Said Discord,lying through his teeth. He had no intention on sending David home, not like he could.
"O-okay, What's the bet?" Asked David, growing more confident with the idea of getting away from the thing growing in the back of his mind.
"It's simple a riddle. If you can solve it, you win, if you don't, well you'll find out what happens when you lose." Said Discord, already coming up with the perfect idea of what to do to David.
"Okay, give me one."
"Alright, here we go. The riddle is, what is gray, has a tail and a trunk?" Asked Discord, thinking that David wouldn't get this in a trillion years.
"A mouse on vacation." Stated David. Who would have thought that looking up dumb riddles would come in handy one day. Thought David.
"Wrong. It's ME!" Shouted Discord, who suddenly turned gray and grew a trunk on his face. " And now, you are mine, and I know exactly what to do with you. Hahahahahahaha!"
Discord grabbed one of his clouds and threw it right onto David's head, so he couldn't see anything. Discord closed his eyes and left Chaos be Chaos, and do what it would with David. The cloud slowly drifted lower to the ground, which made Discord giddy with excitement, he couldn't wait to see what would happen to the kid. Discord slowly reached down and lifted the cloud off of the boy, a look of glee popping onto his face.
"AHAHAHAHA! You should get a look at yourself David- It's histarical!"
"What did you do to me!"
~20 minutes later~
"Look at my horse, my horse is amazing." Sang Discord, Holding a dark blue unicorn with brown hair and a picture of a book on its flank.
Suddenly, 2 amazonian sized women appeared, each with enormous wings and seemingly glowing with power. One had angelic white wings and flowing rainbow hair that looked like it was made of light itself, with a golden crown topped up on her head. The other had midnight black wings and hair that look like it was made of the night sky, with a dark blue crown atop her head.
"Celly, Lulu, what a pleasant surprise, I was just about to tell me good friend David all bout you two." Said Discord, while holding the small blue horse infront of himself.
"HE'S LYING, HELP ME!" Yelled David, but it came out as whinnies and neighs.
"Well, I should probably fix that. Here, eat this." Said Discord while shoving a cloud of cotton candy in the horses mouth.
"HELP ME!" Yelled David again, this time muffled by the cloud in his mouth.
"ENOUGH DISCORD! TIS TIME WE PUT AND END TO THY CHAOS!" Yelled Princess Celestia, in the Royal Canterlot Voice.
"Oh Tia, you're no fun." Said Discord.
"THEE SHALL NOT SPEAK TO MY SISTER THAT WAY SPIRIT!" Responded Princess Luna.
"DON'T HURT ME!" Said a dark blue unicorn, having eaten the cotton candy.
Did that Horse just speak? Thought Celestia. Did Discord do that to one of my Subjects?
"CELESTIA! NOW!" Yelled Luna, snapping her sister out of her trance.
And with that, Celestia and Luna activated the Elements of Harmony, sending a large magical rainbow at their enemy Discord. When Discord saw the rainbow he dropped the unicorn, and prepared for the worst. All that could be seen for miles around was a large white dome of pure energy, and at the epicenter, Discord and the unicorn were turned to stone.
Celestia approached the statue of the unicorn, looking at it with eyes filled of sadness.
"I'm sorry I could not save you, you will never be forgotten." Said Celestia, with a heavy Heart.
"Don't feel sadness for the creature sister, it was a twisted creature of chaos conjured by that villain Discord."
And with that, the royal sisters teleported the statues and them selves back to the Everfree Palace.
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"Now this is a really interesting statue. What do you notice about it?" Asked Cheerilee, a humble school teacher from a small town called Ponyville.
"It's got an eagle claw!
"And a lions paw!"
"And a Snake tail!"
" This creature is called a draconequus. He has the head of a pony......" Said Cheerilee, trailling on in here lesson.
David. David! DAVID!
What! Do you want, Discord?
I can feel it, I finally have enough power to be free of this stone prison.
You said that 500 years ago, it's not gonna happen
Oh, you are so wrong. In a few hours, I will finally be Free! Hahahahah!
Ahem?
Oh, and you too of course.
Chapter 2: Worth
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It feels nice to be finally out of that stone. I wonder how Discord is doing? Thought David, not noticing the huge rainbow explosion in the distance.
He's probably fine
Ever since David had been freed from the stone prison, he'd been adjusting to walking on for legs, and having a horn. But while in the stone prison, Discord had taught him some theory about magic, which he didn't believe in for the first 300 years of imprisonment. After figuring out how to walk on for legs, after some tumbles and many hours of stumbles, he believed it was finally time to get to his prime targets, the princesses who imprisoned him.
How big is this Garden, it's like a goddamn maze. Thought David, walking through an actual maze. Thinking back to what Discord had told him, he tried a new approach to the maze, burning a hole right through it. The smoke from the flames quickly caught attention of a guard patrolling the garden.
"Who's there? I am authorized to use force if necessary." Said a plain looking guard, holding what seems to be a wooden rifle.
David quickly poked his head out from around a corner behind the guard. "Ahhh, What's up Doc?" Asked David.
The guard quickly spun around and look directly at David.
"What in the hell is that?" Yelled the guard, taken back by a tiny blue unicorn.
David, thinking quickly replied with an obvious lie to anyone from back where he';s from.
"Me good sir? I am the Canadian Ambassador" Lied David. "And I would appreciate it if you would stop pointing that gun at my head and escorted me to the castle, I am very late for my audience with Celestia.
"Wha.....? I mean, yes sir, right away sir!" Chocked the guard, saluting and accidentally dropping his weapon on the ground.
"Hey! Watch that thing will you, you'll take your eye out with that!"
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"Princess, your guest has arrived." Stated a royal guard.
"Guest? I don't have any plans for a guest today. Who did they say they were?" Asked Celestia, confused and curious as to what was going on.
"Umm, He said he was the Ambassador of Canadia, your highness." Said the guard nervously.
"Oh, of course, send him in straight away, how could I forget such a meeting?" Said Celestia, lying just to find out who was lying to her.
"Right away, your Majesty." Said the guard, who hurried out of the room.
"Also, leave us be, I wish for us not to be disturbed." Said Celestia.
As all the guards left, A small blue shape entered to hall, unnoticed by Celestia.
"Hello Princess, long time no see!" Said a Voice from somewhere.
"Who's there? Show yourself!" Said Celestia, getting frustrated with the so called "Ambasador".
"I'm right infront of you, has it been that long that you don't recognize me?" Said the same voice.
Celestia looked forward and saw a small blue shape, but when she got a better inscpection of it, she found it to be small blue horse, with dark brown hair and a picture of a book on it's back thighs.
"Who are you?" Asked Celestia, intrigued by this small equine.
"You don't remeber me? It hasn't been that long has it!?It's only been Five thousand six hundred Thirty-five days seven hours and twenty-nine minutes since you TRAPPED ME IN STONE WITH THAT HORRIBLE THING YOU CALL DISCORD!." Yelled David, eyes going wild while remembering the time in his stony prison.
"It's... you, I... I am so,so sorry for what has happened. I'm sorry for what I did to you, you have every right to be mad at me." Said Celestia, feeling horrible about herself. "I'm sorry I let on of my subjects get caught in the crossfire of that battle."
"Subjects, I'm not and never have been on of your subjects. I was pulled from my own world, turned into this, and trapped in stone. You, your sister and that thing RUINED MY LIFE! EVERYTHING I'VE EVER KNOWN IS GONE, EVERYONE I LOVED IS DEAD, EVERYTHING I WANTED TO DO IS LOST FOREVER!"
"I am deeply sorry for all of the sorrow that has befallen you..... excuse me but I didn't quite catch your name, what was it?" Asked Celestia.
"Oh, excuse me for being so rude, my name is...."
"Princess Celestia." Said a Royal guard, who bursted into the room. "The Bearers of the Elements are here for you, Miss Sparkle has been demanding that we let her in, saying you have summoned them."
"Oh yes, if you would tell them to wait outside for just a few more moments, I am in an important meeting at the moment and I would prefer it not be interrupted." Said the Princess.
"Oh no, I don't mind. Please send them in." Said David, with a charismatic smile, all the while, his horn was glowing a dark blue, and so was the guards head.
"Right away sir." Replied the guard replied, ignoring Celestia.
The guard left the room, closing the large doors behind him with a definite slam.
"You, small horse, what did you do to my guard?" Said Celestia, rage behind her voice. "I am no stranger to magic, now answer me."
"Oh, I just Jedi mind tricked him, I would so like to meet the Element Bearers that I've heard so much about in the last half of a year."
"Half of a year, what are y...."
The large doors to the throne room were slammed open easily, in the door way were 6 girls. In the center there was a light skinned girl with straight dark purple hair with a pink strip down the middle, she wore a purple sweater and long purple skirt, that hid her figure, as well as a tiara with a large purple star on it. To her left there was another light skinned girl, with an hourglass figure that would leave most men drooling, with purple hair, but her's was one colour only and it had a large swirl near the end. She wore a long white jacket studded with blue gems and a light blue shirt beneath it as well as a short white skirt. To her left there was a tan athletic girl with vibrant, but messy, rainbow hair with a smaller figure, she wore a long blue sports jacket and black sport shorts. She also had a pair of blue wings sprouting from here back and was hovering 3 feet from the ground.
To the right of the girl in the center was another tan athletic girl. She had a more muscular figure and wore an orange tank top with brown cargo shorts. She had brilliant blonde hair and a few light freckles along her checks. To her right was a girl with a curvier figure that the rest that would have many people, man or women, staring. She wore a light yellow sweater which hugged her chest tightly and a long green skirt which hid her legs. She had straight light pink hair. Finally, the last girl had a curvy figure like the last girl, but was rounder at the hips and smaller near her chest and had a large curly mess of pink hair, She also wore a pink t-shirt that said "Smile, you're wonderful" on it and a pair of jean shorts. She was bouncing up and down, as if there was almost no gravity. All of the girls seemed to be anywhere from the ages of 17 to the age of 21.
"PRINCESS! We're here like you requested." Said the center girl, Twilight Sparkle.
"PONY!" Yelled the two pink haired girls, they both rushed over to David, who was busy starting at the Blonde girl, almost as if nothing else was happening around him.
"OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD A PONY!" Yelled the girl with the pink curly hair, Pinkie Pie.
"Oh my, aren't you adorable! Yes you are!" Said the Other pink haired girl, Fluttershy, who had David in a bear hug. "Oh, princess... I'msorryforyellingandbargingintoyourimportantmeeting." Squeaked Fluttershy.
"Princess Celestia, the guard out side said you were talking to an ambassador, but I only see you and that pony in here. Where'd they go?" Asked the girl with the purple hair with the curl, Rarity.
"Oh, the pony is the Ambassador." Said Celsestia with mental air quotes. "Meet the Ambassador of Canada girls, Ambassador, meet the Elements of Harmony." Fluttershy yelled and dropped David, who still said nothing and continued starting at the blonde girl, Applejack.
"Ambassador, are you okay?" Asked Ceslestia.
"Jacklyn......." Whispered David, tears forming in the pits of his eyes.
"What was that?"
"JACKLYN" Yelled David, tears streaking down his face.
All eyes where on Applejack.
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Author's Note
Hello, I am sleepy and can't get this out of my head.
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