Shepard's Best Romance Interest
The evil Reapers were killing everyone because they are evil cunts. The fate of the entire galaxy was at stake. Commander Shepard must cum inside his hottest alien babe yet to save the galaxy. If he does not cum inside the alien soon, all hope will be lost. Her magical deus ex machina powers needed 'human cum' in order to stop the Reapers.
Out deep in space on board the Normandy Commander Shepard's massive, terrifying mighty penis pounded the sexy pony princess known as Twilight Sparkle up the butthole. His mighty penis was finely genetically engineered by the proud dwarves of Khazad-dûm. A penis so hard he was able to craft weapons with it as if it was a smithing hammer. But this was no pussy hammer made by an Elf, this was as hard as a dwarven smithing hammer.
Shepherd slammed into the big purple bubble butt before him in a doggy style position on his bed. This bed, where many a hot alien babe was pounded by his mighty penis. But no alien babe was as sexy as the alien pony babe he was fucking right now.
"Oh, Shepherd! Please cum inside me soon," she moaned sexfully.
"This will help me defeat the Reapers right?" he asked curiously while wiggling his eyebrows and ears as he continued to slam his mighty penis into the pony's butthole in front of him.
"Yes Shepherd, cumming inside my magical pony pussy will help you defeat the Reapers!"
The ship began playing epic heroic music as Shepherd with new found resolve pounded the sexy pony before him harder than even when Zoidberg fucked food.
The fate of humanity, the sexy aliens and the entire galaxy depended on Commander Shepard cumming inside this sexy pony.
Sensing their doom was at hand, the evil giant mechanical cuttlefish machines known as the Reapers came out of a near by mass relay.
"STOP SHEPHERD FROM CUMMING INSIDE THE PONY PRINCESS!" Harbinger roared in a deep evil voice.
Thousands of the Reapers flew toward the Normandy.
"Shepherd, the Reapers are coming." said EDI's sexy fembot voice.
"Joker, do some evasive maneuvers now!" Shepherd shouted on intercom whilst he continued to fuck the pony up the butt.
The Normandy moved from side to side dodging the Reaper lasers of doom.
"Come on, Shepherd! You must cum inside me before it's too late," she shouted.
"I'm fucking as hard as I can!"
"Fuck me harder, damn you!"
The ship shook violently from being hit by a Reaper laser, but thanks to a rainbow forcefield created by Twilight's magical pony pussy the ship remained intact.
"Hurry Shepherd! My magical pony pussy can't keep up the forcefield forever," she shouted.
Joker using his superior flying skills had randomly zigzagged, did barrel rolls and moved the ship from side to side through space, in order to dodge the lasers fired from the Reapers. As a result , the Reapers became angry as they began roaring their horns of doom as they fired their lasers more rapidly, whilst they pursued the Normandy.
However, due to their anger they left the mass relay exposed, which allowed Joker to fly through it. Unfortunately, the Reapers we're still chasing him through another solar system.
Like last time Joker made the ship randomly zigzagged, did barrel rolls and moved the ship from side to side through space to avoid Reaper lasers. Until the opportunity presented itself to fly through another mass relay.
Spinning around in circles through this solar system he once again evaded the Reapers into yet another mass relay.
As Joker continued doing his fancy flying moves to dodge the Reapers in another solar system he went through a mass relay. Followed by going through another mass relay, and then another mass relay, and another mass relay, and another, and another and yet another... all the while Shepherd kept fucking Twilight Sparkle up the butt whilst the Reapers continued chasing and firing lasers at them.
From a hanging birds eye perspective of the Milky Way Galaxy one could see that the Normandy was flying through one mass relay after another as it went around in circles in every solar system to dodge lasers from the Reapers. In addition, the space ship went around in circles across the entire Milky Way Galaxy, whilst the Reapers gave chase and fired lasers at it.
Joker made the ship play some strange classical music as he flew the Normandy across the galaxy while the Reapers continued to chase him.
Mass relay, after mass relay the Normandy went through along with the Reapers still chasing it. This continued for several hours until Shepherd finally came inside Twilight Sparkle's butthole.
When Shepherd came inside Twilight rainbows had blasted out from her magical pony pussy, that rapidly traveled far and wide across the galaxy and caused all the Reapers to explode.
"Promise me you won't censor My Little Pony porn on the Internet," said Twilight with tears in her eyes.
"I shall. I will fight to protect our freedoms to masturbate to My Little Pony porn."
Commander Shepard and Princess Twilight Sparkle came to face one another to kiss passionately with tears in their eyes. The ship began playing sad romantic music as a tender display of human and pony love happened in Shepard's 'Bang Room'.
"I don't want to go Shepard" she began with a low voice as tears fell from her cheeks. "The only time I feel happy is when you cum inside me."
"Twilight, you must go. I'll be waiting here for another bang when your done your royal duties."
"You promise?" she said with hope in her eyes.
"I promise."
They shared one last kiss before she teleported back into her own universe.
Once she was gone, Commander Shepard face turned from a grin into a rather sorrowful look. He sighed, then got up and walked over to a picture of Princess Twilight Sparkle smiling.
He picked up the picture, and stared at it longingly.
"You are the best alien babe I ever had sex with. Truly making it with a hot alien pony babe, was what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars."
He stared out at the stars as he began masturbating with his mighty penis as he fantasized about cumming inside Twilight Sparkle.
The End
