Brushing your teeth

by MisterDavie

Rating: teen
Tags: Slice of Life, Dark
Length: 896

Colgate asks some ponies to brush their teeth. But what if they won't cooperate?

Colgate will have to take care some business after she asks some ponies to brush their teeth. But they wouldn't. So she'll make them.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-08-01 21:33:09 UTC

Snake Collins

This was an OC pony. He had a snake (like his name says) as his cutie mark. He was an officer of Ponyville, looking for  Bon Bon after their disappearances. They've been gone for 3 months and everyone had worry about them. Princess Celestia and Luna addressed Collins to look for her in Colgate's Dentistry Place. That was where she last saw her when she was buying bananas in the marketplace. The stallion stepped into the dentist office and looked for Bon Bon. Lyra went with Collins too, for backup. This all ended very badly when they stepped into the next room...

The blood was thick, all red splattered on the walls. The body of a once known pony was dismembered. "No...no....NO!" Lyra screamed. The scream made Colgate jump out to the room.

Lyra

A unicorn mare with a light blue coat, an ice-colored mane with a dark blue streak, and a cutie mark of an hourglass being named after a toothpaste company opened her shop with a sign saying, CHECK UP WITH COLGATE TODAY FOR SHINY TEETH!, not amusing some ponies. After a while, ponies wouldn't brush their teeth or even keep them CLEAN for a while, angering Colgate. After a short while, a certain pony who thinks humans are real came into the shop. It was Lyra. Lyra Heartstrings.

"Hello Lyra! What do you need today?"

"I can't brush my teeth yet after you showed me a few tips back then."

"That doesn't make sense. How come?"

"I don't have...hands hehe."

A quick angry breath from Colgate, she yelled:

"You know you have a horn! How can you be so DUMB?!"

This made Lyra whimper. Colgate apologized and said to use her horn to brush her teeth.

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3 months later...

After getting some gifts from a doctor friend, Colgate found that there was:

A scalpel

A new mouth mirror

A stainless steel pick

A gold trophy for dentistry

6 random doctor magazines

A fedora (stylish yeah!)

A Top 100 Pony Music track

After wearing the fedora on and setting the gold trophy on her shelf, Colgate saw Lyra entering through the door. She set the Top 100 Pony Music track on her radio.

"Yeah uh...I can't brush my teeth. Sorry."

"..."

"Colgate...?

"........."

An angry glare with a serious frown was found on the dentist mare.

"...Nice hat?"

"YOU PIECE OF SHIT! WHY WOULD YOU COME HERE IF YOU CAN'T EVEN CLEAN YOUR TEETH?!

The music was still blaring on the radio.

Lyra whimpered and muttered something quiet. She then had a tear slide down her cheek.

Colgate just looked at her with a sad face. Then something in her body snapped. All the rage from the past years has controlled her.

She grabbed the scalpel and headed for Lyra. Lyra saw it and ran out of the way. After trying to slice her a few times, she instead locked Lyra in a room. She then grabbed a drill and drilled the doors. After a while, she heard Lyra scream a bloody scream she has never heard before. It was extremely louder then the music on the radio. She found she was hungry, so she went to Sugarcube Corner, Lyra still screaming.

Bon Bon

After a few weeks of forgetting about Lyra being locked in the room, Colgate found Bon Bon entering through the door. She gave a smile to Colgate and, within a few minutes, said "Hey I've eaten a few candy from Pinkie's place. Can you help me clean my teeth?". Colgate smiled and said she would love to. But then the rage in her body was about to gets to her. It was that same rage that made her try to stab Lyra and lock her in the room. An evil smirk was found across her face. "Hehe. Absolutely...". Now setting Bon Bon on the chair, Colgate was looking for her~ "Nice hat, Colgate. What's it called?". Trying to control her self, Colgate said in an evil tone, "...A...FEDORA!"

"Are you okay, Colgate? I could help you.", said the French candy named pony. "I'm fine, just feeling a bit upset. Okay let's continue.". After a few examinations with her teeth, Bon Bon then heard someone say something. The thing said "HELLO?! Please somebody help me! I'm trapped in here by a psycho dentist pony!". Now Bon Bon was suspicious about Colgate. The dentist pony told her to stay calm, and by a split second, Bon Bon kicked Colgate into the wall. Bon Bon then ran to the source of Lyra's explanation, and it was in a room with drill bits on the door. She looked around for something to break the door, but she found ABSOLUTELY nothing. So she kicked the door. And kicked. The door still didn't budge open. Kept kicking, she did. "Keep going Bon Bon! Your about to break the door down!".

When Colgate woke up, she found that Bon Bon had broken down the sealed door. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?! I HAVE TO KEEP THAT PARANOID PONY IN THERE FOR REASONS!". Bon Bon and Lyra then tried to ran, but Colgate then smacked Bon Bon in the head with the golden trophy from the shelf. "That should teach you you DAMN mare!", said Colgate. Lyra escaped without Bon Bon and she screamed when Colgate stuck a toothbrush into her brain.