Your Hammerlock and You

by The Well Dressed Ninja

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Adventure, Crossover, Human, Alternate Universe
Length: 126

Sir Hammerlock is about to teach these ponies the true meaning of the word Gentleman.

By Jove! Sir Hammerlock has been flung into the universe of Your Human and You! Quite the conundrum…

It seems these uncouth excuses for skags wish to tame him! Him, Sir Hammerlock! Well that won't do, that won't do at all.

Seems like it's time to whip out those years of survival experience and- Good Lord, is that Butt Stallion!?!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-04-14 21:25:20 UTC

Sir Hammerlock's Loadout

Sir Hammerlock's loadout for this grand adventure!

Shield: Rough Rider

Description: It takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose. – 0 shield capacity. Increases resistance to all damage types by 20%. Increases maximum health.

Rifle: Damned Cowboy

Description: Speak Softly. Carry This. –  Sports extremely high damage output and accuracy at the sacrifice of fire rate.

Pistol: Rex

Description: Basically, it's a big gun. – Increased damage and critical hit damage. Very low fire rate for a Jakobs pistol.

Shotgun: Hydra

Description: 5 heads of Death! – Very high pellet count. Spread forms five groupings in a horizontal line.

Sniper Rifle: Elephant Gun

Description: Hated by large numbers of people. – Extremely high damage output. No scope. Very low fire rate.