Rainbow Dash + Cider = Happy Rarity

by Diablomuerte2

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Rarity, Sex, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Rainbow Dash
Length: 3583

Rarity is busy working in her shop when a drunk rainbow dash enters her boutique.

Rarity has an important client that she has to make a dress for. She decides to work all night until she is interrupted by a very sexy drunk Rainbow Dash.

If Rarity doesn't resist temptation she will be screwed in more ways than one.

Pre-Readers: iJab and Ninjacake7

Art by toongrowner from Deviant Art. Art used with permission.

Published 2014-07-17 19:00:05 UTC
Last updated 2014-07-17 19:00:05 UTC

The Buck Just Happened?

The Buck Just Happened?

It was a dark and gloomy night in Ponyville, most of the ponies were already asleep. Rarity hated these dreadful nights and wished she was sleeping on her elegant and oh so comfortable bed. She missed being able to sleep early but lately she has had taxing projects for very important ponies.

"What I wouldn't kill for some company right about now."

Rarity loved making dresses; usually she’d be enthusiastic enough to sing like a lunatic about making fine dresses but the excitement died after working for six hours straight. Often she would have Opalescence being her support but the over fluffed kitten was at Fluttershy's for the night.

"My poor Opal, I hope she’s alright."

If Opal wasn't around then without fail Sweetie Bell would be. The only thing was that Sweetie Bell was also sleeping over another pony's house. The CMC were having a sleep over at Sweet Apple Acres.

"Another Cutie Mark Crusader sleep over avoided...But now I am alone."

The last resort for company was usually the first one around. Spike was always hanging around Rarity and that little dragon was willing to do anything if it meant being in her presence. Still it was way too late at night and Twilight made sure he got a good night's rest.

"Spikey Wikey is always willing to be around me, I wonder if it's because he loves fashion like I do."

The ever clueless unicorn was working herself to the bone in order to please the high profile client. She was even using her little glasses meant for fine suturing and other tasks that required absolute precision. She had some tea to help keep her up but she needed something exciting to happen before she lost the will to continue on through the night.

"Honestly, I would even accept Rainbow Dash as a guest right now."

As if by some ironic twist of fate Rarity began hearing the doorbell being buzzed at this late hour. She was hesitant about checking it out in case it was some crazed pony that attacked other ponies at night. Then when the buzzing didn't stop she decided that no crazed pony would wait so long before busting in. She left her dress in progress on one of the pony mannequins.

"Whoever this is better be willing to suffer my wrath, it's too late and I have a million things to do before tomorrow."

She got to the door and opened it without worrying about the risks involved. It was Ponyville after all, how dangerous could it be to open a door for a citizen from the town that has a crime rate of 1. That one crime was committed by Rainbow Dash who was trying to get a book that she could have easily borrowed from Twilight.

When the door had opened Rarity was shocked at who was at the other side of her door. "Rainbow Dash? Darling, what are you doing out so late at night?"

Rainbow Dash looked at Rarity and stumbled a bit, "Hey Rarities...Two Rarities oh man this must be my lucky day. Can I come in so the world can stop spinning?"

Rarity could only guess that Rainbow Dash must have been drinking the strong cider that Applejack usually would reserve for special occasions. "Please do come in, but I will need you to not throw up over my stuff as I am really busy tonight."

Rainbow Dash walked in the store and got really close to Rarity. She sniffed her friend awkwardly and enjoyed the scent. "Oh wow, you smell fantastic...I never knew you smelled so good. I wonder how the other Rarity smells like?"

Rarity's usually marshmallow white face had become redder than Big Mac. "Well Darling, I usually smell better when gussied up. This is just my natural scent."

Rainbow Dash looked to the Rarity that was talking to her and felt noxious as the two Rarities merged into one. "Whoa...You just absorbed the other Rarity...That's so cool."

Rarity sighed and decided to go back to finishing her dress as it wasn't going to disappoint her anytime soon.

Rainbow Dash just followed Rarity to her room uninvited, because why not?

Rarity noticed the slightly inebriated pegasus following her and giggled at how sloppy her usually put together friend was. "You know I am surprised you didn't end up at Fluttershy's, her place is closer to Sweet Apple Acres."

Rainbow Dash looked at Rarity's backside while climbing the steps to her room and licked her lips. "Yeah funny how that works, I can't really control where I go when I'm like this."

Rarity ignored that statement and entered her room. Rarity was ready to finish the dress even if she had to do so with a drunk Rainbow Dash around. "If you want you can lay on my bed, Darling."

Rainbow Dash chuckled, "Straight to the fun I see, no foreplay or anything? I can dig it."

Rarity was confused but was even more so when her mouth was being invaded by Rainbow Dash's domineering tongue. She went to respond when she made the mistake of opening her mouth. Now her mouth was being assaulted by a very skilled tongue. She was hesitating in pushing Rainbow Dash away until she realized that she had a dress to make, and that Rainbow Dash was still drunk.

After pushing her off she yelled, "Rainbow! What on earth do you think you're doing?"

Rainbow Dash looked at Rarity with determination, "You..."

Rarity felt her heart beat a bit quicker and her body was feeling warm, "Oh you can't possibly mean that, I think you're just not thinking clearly."

Rainbow Dash wasn't going to give up, she could tell Rarity wanted it and she wanted it as well. "Oh come on Rarity, let's be honest with ourselves. I like hot mares and well you are the hottest mare in all Equestria."

Rarity was stunned, it wasn't going to be easy turning down Rainbow Dash if she was going to flatter her like that. "Oh come on, Darling, you can't mean that."

Rainbow Dash put a hoof to Rarity's face and gently rubbed it. "Trust me, I may be a little hopped up on liquid courage but I have been thinking about making you moan like a mare in heat for ages."

Rarity was at a loss for words. She also was at a loss for reasons not to let Rainbow Dash have her way tonight. She knew that the important client would get upset if she broke the agreed date of arrival for the dress but turning down Rainbow Dash wasn't easy. She had always admired Rainbow Dash's boldness and her heroics. Since she first got saved by Rainbow Dash some of her dreams ended up in a fantasy where they would... "Alright, I shall bite. If you truly want to have your way with me then now is your chance."

Rainbow Dash confidently pulled Rarity close and began licking her neck with soft and gentle strokes of her tongue. It wasn't love making that made her be gentle it was the erogenous zone she was going to play with that needed special attention. "By the time I am done with you, you won't even remember you own name."

Rarity's body was reacting, her legs became shaky and weak. Her usually reserved voice was becoming high pitched as she softly moaned in sheer pleasure. Her tidy and well groomed nether region was beginning to feel moist. "Oh...My...Rainbow!"

Rainbow Dash had found the sweet spot of her neck and began lavishing it with soft licks and gentle bites. She didn't care if she marked Rarity it would only make the night more memorable. She noticed how Rarity's body was becoming more aroused and she knew the time was right to strike. "Get on the bed, it's time we had more fun."

Rarity did as told and was unable to stop her tail from swaying with anticipation. She felt like a dirty call mare and enjoyed the rush of having her athletic friend take her. "Darling, if we do this just know you need to be gentle. I...am..."

Rainbow Dash had hit the jackpot. A virgin mare, she hadn't had one of those in a long time. "Alright I can be soft, but if you tell anypony I will deny it."

Rarity nodded and waited while moving her hips a bit to entice Rainbow Dash. "Don't worry tonight is our little secret."

Rainbow Dash was still tipsy and had to focus if she was going to make Rarity's pussy give up that delicious nectar it was hoarding. She began gently teasing the outside of her moist hole before she penetrated it with her expert tongue. Rainbow Dash was the Daring Do of muff diving. She was rewarded with an "Ooh, Darling."

Not wasting anytime she began using her tongue to explore Rarity's pussy. She noted that Rarity must have never even masturbated before or hardly ever did because of how tight she was. She pulled her tongue out and said "Wow this pussy is tight...I am so gonna destroy it tonight." She slowly spread Rarity's pussy open with her hoof before darting her tongue back in the now sopping hole.

Rarity was more turned on by Rainbow's words than she was the tongue. The tongue itself was driving her mad but being talked to in such an uncouth way. It was making her brain turn into mush and she wanted more of it. "Oh Rainbow, I think something is happening down there."

Rainbow Dash was too caught up in the dining of Rarity's tasty box too even register words being said. She was going to town on that pussy and eating it up like a hayburger made by the best chef in the world. She could taste Rarity's essence and had to admit that out of all the mare's her unique flavor had been the best. To be fair she was drunk and the contrast of the alcohol to pussy was making it that much more delicious.

Rainbow Dash's tongue was trying to get in deeper but it hit the hymen and made Rainbow Dash a bit angry. She slid her tongue out to speak, "Hey Rarity, How about we up the ante here?"

Rarity was so close to her first orgasm and was frustrated with the sudden stop. "No! Don't stop licking my pussy."

Rainbow Dash decided she would just make Rarity cum first then she would get rid of that nonsense. She dove her tongue back in and continued munching on that delicious pussy. Soon enough Rarity came and Rainbow Dash could drink up the marecum that Rarity was shooting out.

Rarity couldn't even face Rainbow Dash after ejaculating on her face. She felt ashamed and degraded but at the same time she felt like a million bits. "Oh...That was heavenly, Darling."

Rainbow Dash knew that making a mare cum once wasn't enough and in her drunken state she felt she had to do more. She licked off the rest of the leaking liquids and then kissed Rarity with passion after turning her over. After capturing her lips and giving Rarity a taste of herself she lewdly whispered into Rarity's ear. "Let me take your virginity Rarity, I am packing heat between my legs in case you didn't notice."

Rarity had felt something poking her when Rainbow Dash got on top her and didn't remember her wearing that when she came in. Then again she wasn't really paying attention to her friend since she was wrapped up in her dress making. "Rainbow Dash...I am a virgin and I can't just give it up for a wild night of sex. If you take my virginity you have to promise to marry me because I don't believe in premarital sex."

Rainbow Dash was still horny as fuck and was drunk enough to not register what marrying a pony meant so she threw common sense out the window and said "Alright, I will marry you Rarity, I promise I will, now go get that fancy dress you were making and put it on. I want to rut you in clothing to make it extra special."

Rarity had been working on that nearly completed dress for days. She knew that the client would be devastated if she had to start over. Still it was her first time being made love to and she didn't want to ruin it over a client. Business is business but Rarity was on cloud nine and that made business come second.

She got off the bed and sauntered over to the dress before using her magic to put it on ever so slowly. She wasn't sure what she was thinking and knew if she gave any thought to this it would kill her mood. She just got promised to be wed to a future Wonderbolt and it made her feel elated. "How do I look, Dashie?"

Rainbow Dash had never heard Rarity say her nickname before. "You look absolutely buckable, now get on the bed and lay on your back. I am going to make you never forget this night."

Rarity eagerly rushed to the bed forgetting about her classy demeanor in this night of passion. She got herself into position and got nervous about the whole thing. "You sure you mean what you say? I will be very cross if you lie to me, Rainbow Dash.

Rainbow Dash was so focused on getting it in that she didn't care what it took to do it. "I know what I said, trust me Rarity I wouldn't lie to you. Now relax and allow me to make you feel like you have never felt before."

She pushed her cyan strap-on into Rarity's already drenched marehood. The phallic sex toy was slowly going in until it pressed against the hymen. "This will only hurt for a bit, it will feel great after."

Rarity tensed herself up and closed her eyes as something big penetrated her that caused her some pain. She winced and shed some tears before a sudden rush of pleasure started overriding the pain. "Oh...Oh! That feels good..."

Rainbow Dash was taking it slow until she felt that she was free to increase the tempo. She moved her hips a bit faster and was getting really into it. "Your pussy is so tight, and I am bucking enjoying this. Had I known you were this amazing to pleasure I would have done this long ago."

Rarity was being ravaged and her mind was getting foggy. "Oh Rainbow Dash, had I known you could make me feel this way I would have got you drunk myself."

Rainbow Dash chuckled before she licked Rarity's coat up to her muzzle and started kissing her. While her faux-cock was penetrating the mare beneath her; Rainbow Dash was making out with Rarity and giving her more pleasure. Rainbow Dash was getting wet herself and it caused her to increase her movements in response.

Rarity was beyond thought as her brain had melted into goo from the intense experience. She was feeling dominated in two places and was wondering what else was in store for her. Her mouth opened slightly to allow Rainbow Dash full access and she felt ashamed of being so easy to give into her.

Rainbow Dash claimed Rarity's mouth with her tongue and explored it as she continuously pounded Rarity's pussy. The force behind the movements had increased and soon Rainbow Dash was going all out. She was going to make Rarity cum so hard that her legs would stop working.

With each passing moment she continued to up the ante and dive herself deeper until her strap-on couldn't go any further. She was now stretching Rarity's pussy out with each thrust. She hit the g spot and that caused Rarity to ejaculate some more while moaning uncontrollably.

Rarity was afraid that Rainbow Dash was going to break her and wanted it to end. "Oh...Dashie, I can't take anymore I...I think I might die,"

Rainbow Dash slowed down and began nibbling on Rarity's neck. "You won't die, Rarity. Just one more and we can stop promise? I need to get off too you know."

Rarity thought she was turning into a pervert with all the sexual activities she was allowing done to her. "Alright, but after this we must stop. I can't endure anymore."

Rainbow Dash bit Rarity's neck gently and left a nice mark. "Trust me this will be the last thing we do tonight, and I will be here in the morning too."

She started moving her hips again with a mission. She was determined to get Rarity off one more time as well as get herself off. She used a hoof to rub her own clit as she starting jamming her phallic toy into the marshmallow colored pussy. "Oh Buck, This feels great."

She started feeling an epic orgasm approaching as she continued savagely pounding away at Rarity's already pleasured hole. Her own clit was being roughly abused just for the sake of being able to cum. After what seemed like minutes the grand finale was upon them.

Rarity let out a loud banshee like shriek as she came harder than ever before. It was almost too much for her to endure and it made her unable to think properly. Rainbow Dash herself had came with an oddly scratchy sounding moan that would have turned anypony on. Their juices had spilled onto the bed and dress as they collapsed and stayed in that position.

____________________________________________________________

Rainbow Dash yawned and stretched herself as she woke up in the morning. She felt a splitting headache and was groggy. She noticed immediately she wasn't home in any sense of the word. "What the buck happened?" She looked around and noticed two things that alarmed her; Rarity was in bed with her and they weren't in Carousel Boutique.

She didn't want to wake Rarity up because she could be liable to freaking out. She investigated the situation by searching the room for clues. She looked at the mirror and noticed a couple of things that weren't there before. She had bite marks all over and wondered what kind of animal did that. She noticed a necklace with a diamond cutie mark and a ring on it.

She inspected the ring and engraved on it was the words "Rainbow Dash and Rarity, forever together."

She felt her heart beating rapidly and she wondered just what the hay was going on. She made her way to Rarity's side of the bed and slid the blanket off to reveal that Rarity also had the necklace but with her cutie mark on it. Also as if adding to the orgy of evidence that something life altering had occurred last night Rarity had one of Rainbow Dash's down feather's embroidered into her mane.

Rainbow Dash must have somehow gotten so drunk last night that she married Rarity. She didn't know how it happened or why Rarity went along with it but she knew one thing; she needed to get to the bottom of things. She woke Rarity up gently as she could.

Rarity woke up with a huge smile on her face. "Last night was quite the adventure Rai- I mean Dashie,"

Rainbow Dash chuckled, "Tell me about it, I was quite sure I was only drunk for one night."

Rarity giggled, "Oh you really were drunk, so drunk that you promised to marry me if I let you take my virginity. So after we had some raunchy, and I do mean raunchy, fun we woke up all our friends and asked them to join us for a wedding. We had a private ceremony and Twilight officiated the event. It was fantastic even for an emergency wedding."

Rainbow Dash had decided to swear off cider after hearing Rarity explain. "So these bite marks on my body?"

Rarity blushed and giggled. "I am truly sorry for that, I was just very feral after our wedding. We went to an inn to consummate the marriage and well...I did some things I never imagined I was capable of."

Rainbow Dash couldn't believe that in one night she went from being single to being married. She knew that Rarity was very fragile emotionally so if she tried backing out of it now it would crush her. She rationalized that Rarity isn't a bad pony to be married to in the first place.

Rarity has her own business, she is able to raise foals because she has experience with Sweetie Bell, also she is down right sexy. All in all it turned out great for Rainbow Dash. She decided to roll with the punches and accept her fate. "Well since we are married and you're not going to make that deadline for the dress...How about we have some more fun?"

Rarity gave Rainbow Dash the buck me eyes and whispered provocatively, "I am all yours for the taking."

Then they had sex...until the hotel staff threw them out for being too loud.

Author's Note

Well I usually don't write stories with RD being shipped (whether romantically or not) with other ponies. I thought I would give this a go since I wanted to try something new.

If you like it good.

If you don't that's understandable.

Either way I won't stop trying new things and slowly break from my one track mode.