Fallout Equestria: The Ballad of Emostar Ravenclaw

Chapter 2 : More Sex and Filler

Emostar was having a buttload of sex, if you know what I mean.

“That’s right my n1gg3rs,” he said, using an offensive term made even more offensive by the gratuitous use of numbers in the word. Emostart liked to make sure evry sentence had at least 3 mathematical equations in it.

He Was quickly running out of things to do, so he decided to transform into a lonely teenager from Earth who wanted nothign more than to be loved by cartoon characters and stuff.

He was instantly surrounded by all the mares, who once again felth the need to have dirty nasty and unparralled sex with him. It was so nasty and crazy and unnappealing, it could’ve been mistaken for a fanfiction work.

Just when things couldn’t get any more crazy, Celestia decided it was high time to make this dude king of everything, because he was so powerful and nobody cared about his flaws or anything like that, so he would make the perfect king.  So he would justly rule over everyone and asserty his awesomeness.

But then it happened. Oh yeah, that's right, it happened.

A plot twist came around that made Emostar discover that all of his memories of being a human and stuff before he was alive were purged somehow, and Celestia had been hiding the truth from him this entire time he'd been alive which was really not cool, but it was totally in character for her to do that because I said so.

"Hey Celestia, why'd you do that. Why'd you supress my pre-pony memories."

"I did it to protect you..."

"Protect me from what?"

"From the forbidden knowledge," the white alicorn princess replied.

"What forbidden knowledge?"

"The forbidden knowledge that you are actually a reincarnated version of Nightmare Moon, and your destiny was to destroy the world. I was afraid if you found out, you would carry through with this awful mission"

With new knowledge of his destiny in hoof, Emostar decided there was one thing to do.

He went and destroyed the world, proving Celestia's fears to be a harsh reality.

Then sexual intercourse happened. A lot of sexual intercourse. A buttload of sexual intercourse involving an OC and all of your waifus. Word!

The End