A New Pony in Town

Kayti was jumping up and down with excitement. She could not believe he was right there in front of her.

“Are you the one and only Discord? The one who makes chocolate fall out of cotton candy clouds? If you are and I’m not dreaming then…this is the best day ever!” Kayti yelled with excitement. Discord smiled and came up to the mare.

“Well well well, looks like I have a fan, and what is your name my little pony?” Discord asked. Kayti was stomping her hooves up and down with excitement.

“I can’t believe it’s actually you…oh my name is Kayti Sparklewriter and I’m a huge fan of yours. I wanted to meet you ever sense I was a little filly. I didn’t even care that you were evil before! You make chocolate rain for goodness sakes! I wouldn’t care if you stole my identity…well maybe, but no matter. I still think you’re the bestest ever! I know that’s not a word but you’re so awesome that you don’t need real words to describe you!” Kayti was staring at Discord like if she looked away, he would vanish…which was possible for him to do.

“Well thank you Kayti, I do try to entertain. I am glad to see that some pony appreciates my chaotic powers. I’m underappreciated,” Discord said. Kayti gasped.

“Really? That’s terrible! Hey can I ask you a teeny tiny favor?” Kayti asked. Discord nodded.

“Anything for a fan,” Discord said as he made sun glasses materialize on his face. Kayti giggled and took a breath.

“I have always wanted to see a cotton candy cloud with chocolate rain. Can I please see one and even maybe…taste it?” Kayti asked as polite as she possibly could. Discord rubbed his chin.

“I don’t know…” Discord teasingly said. Kayti made her lower lip come out and she put on her best begging eyes. Discord laughed. “Anything for some pony who tries to use manipulation,” Discord said and he snapped. Then a pink fluffy cloud appeared above Kayti and chocolate came out of it. Kayti smiled the biggest smile she had ever smiled. She stuck her tongue out and gulped it down. She flew up to the cloud and took a bit out of it.

“I knew it! It’s delicious! Thank you so much Discord!” Kayti said. Discord waved his claw as if it was nothing…which it really wasn’t for some pony of his power.

“It was nothing. You don’t have to thank me even though it’s nice to get some appreciation every once in a while.” Applejack rolled her eyes at Discord’s words.

“Why do you say you aren’t appreciated enough?” Kayti asked. Discord looked at her like she was crazy.

“Are you kidding? These ponies never thank me! The things I do for Equestria and they don’t even say thank you,” Discord said. Kayti looked curiously at him.

“I’m sure some pony does. Any ponies come to mind?” Kayti asked. Discord thought for a minute.

“Well my dear sweet Fluttershy sometimes does. She is a dear isn’t she?” Discord asked. Kayti snorted and put her hoof up. She also blushed immensely. Discord raised his eyebrow. “Why are you laughing at that?”

“Oh no reason…except…never mind,” Kayti said. Discord was irritated with this pony now.

“Tell me,” Discord said as calmly as possible. Kayti giggled.

“Oh I really shouldn’t say but…” Kayti put her hoof up and indicated for him to come lower to her sense she was now on the ground and finished with her cotton candy goodness. Discord knew what she meant and crouched down to put his ear next to her mouth. Kayti whispered something into his ear and he blushed and came back up.

“Of course I don’t…” he glanced at Fluttershy and back to Kayti. “How would you figure that anyway?” Discord asked. Kayti giggled.

“It’s because you both say such nice things about each other. I think it is sweet though,” Kayti said teasingly. Discord rolled his eyes.

“I am not sweet! I am Discord, master of chaos and disharmony! I don’t do sweet,” Discord said. Kayti smiled and nodded.

“Whatever you say Discord,” Kayti said. Discord was starting to get a bit annoyed with this pony.

“You are difficult, you know,” Discord said. Kayti laughed.

“I thought you liked difficulties and chaos? Shouldn’t you like me a lot then? We should be best friends!” Kayti said. Discord was confused. How did she get from teasing to best friends?

“You remind me of a pony named Pinkie Pie,” Discord said. Kayti gasped.

“I do? Thank you! I think Pinkie Pie is amazing!” Kayti said. Discord raised his eyebrow again.

“You know her?” Discord asked. Fluttershy joined in as well.

“I haven’t taken you to sugar cube corner yet. How would you know who she is?” Fluttershy asked. Kayti giggled.

“She’s famous too you know. All your names were in the newspaper in Foalhio. There’s you, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Rainbowdash, Twilight Sparkle, and Rarity. I know who you all are but I forgot for a second. When Applejack said element of honesty, it clicked to who you all were. It also reminded me that I learned about Discord when I was a filly. I also know Pinkie Pie because her family was famous for rocks. People very where would buy her family’s rocks from their farm. She is very famous for her parties too. I have never had the enjoyment of meeting her but I would just love to. I kind of want to be a party planner as well as a writer. You know, Pony Ville is giving me a lot of inspiration. I could probably write three novels about this place. There are so many stories to be written!” Kayti said.  All of them looked at her with amazement.

They had never met a pony like her. She was different that was for sure, but a lot of good was in that different. They all really liked her. Discord was happy to have a fan.

“Well, if you want to meet her then we can go now. If you’re still hungry we can get a cupcake from her,” Fluttershy said. Applejack gasped and ran to her house.

“What’s her deal?” Discord asked.

“I think she forgot about the apple pie,” Fluttershy said.