The Love Story Of Thomas The Train And Twilight Sparkle <3
I present this crappy love story <3
Once upon, a stupid ugly ass time. There lived three things. Well beings one was a pony the other was a train the third was a zebra. She wore zebra bras? And there was a really beautiful princess, named Thomas the train. One day Twilight the baby saw him walk down the streets. He was arguing over is tiara with the gangsters. Twilight decided to be a big boy and step in.
"Hey leave the girl alone you cow wussys!" Twilight yelled crying her eyeballs out. This made Thomas cry in anger. He had never expected to find a girl to stand up. He cryed and cryed for years. Twilight on the other hoof, was acting like a goofball. The gangster ran away in fear and gave back the tiara. Thomas then hugged Twilight Sparkle with his wheels. That almost nearly killed her. Twilight blushed in fear.
"You're my hero baby!" Thomas yelled as he hugged more tightly with his wheels. Twilight was almost choking she was crying for help.
"Baby boo get your wheels off me. I'm dieing baby!" Twilight cryed wishing for him to let go. He let go and cryed like a baby. He was disappointed. At his buatiful actions yet ugly actions at the same time. At this moment Thomas the train was thinking about is future with Twilight. They gazed into each others eyes. Then Twilight's eyes were burning. "Oh shit! Stop staring at me like that! You makin' my baby melt. By baby I mean me now by me a milkshake," Twilight said angrily. Thomas nodded his head being ashamed of his stare. he then treated her to a milkshake. They then walked over to the milkshake place. Thomas apologized about his looks. Twilight luckily forgave him she then smiled like a witch. But, it was not a evil look she thought it was sexy. So did Thomas he couldn't help but cry once again.
"Do you want me to get you a smurf milkshake?" Thomas asked crying in happiness. It was the happiest moment of his life. So was it for Twilight they smiled. She nodded a yes at him.
"Extra smurfs please?" She asked with a love face.
The next day at the park.
"Twilight I need to tell you something," Thomas said seriously.
"What is it thomas?" Twilight asked looking into his eyes. She saw the sadness in his eyes. It had frightened the pony what he was about to say next.
"I have to go back into the tracks.... What i'm saying, is that I can't stay here anymore." Thomas said trying to hold back tears. It was too late for the train. He had cryed his eyes out right then and there. So did Twilight they both cryed together.
"But Thomas! What about all the good times? When the gangsters were about to beat you up! When we went to the milkshake place! When we met...? Does that not matter to any of you?" Twilight cryed out she then wiped a tear off her face. Before Thomas could respond Twilight had ran away. Thomas tryed to pull her back. But, it was almost imposisible since he didn't have arms or hooves. Just wheels, that were worthless to helping the train. It had token a few minutes before she was out of his sight. He sighed and gave uP trying to get her attention. He then rolled back onto his tracks where he belonged. Going back to his routine of travleing the world. Besides, he had a mission to do when he got back home. That was a thought he didn't want in his mind. The train truly wanted to be with the unicorn. He couldn't bare the thought of living without him. He didn't care if he was a princess he needed her. But, he was scared to see the pony. The train then accepted the fact that she was gone forever. A few months had then passed since he left her. The kingdom of his kind were giving him a crown. For being, a brave train and seeing the ponies. This had triggered his mind to then remeber of Twilight.
"Excuse me," Thomas the train said getting out of the crowd. Some fanboys then threw flowers at him. Others had yelled to marry him. Thomas ignored them all and ran away. That moment he hsd realized his love for the pony.
"Miss Sparkle?" Zecora said trying to look innocent. Twilight hadn't known about the secret of Zecoras. It certainily wasn't a very good one either. She had secretly planned to over throw Twilight. Getting so jealous of her baby girls and her library. She had knew if she gotten a gang to get Thomas. That Twilight would fall in love with him. And move out of her library to live with him. After, she was gone from her library. Zecora would rule the library and the baby girls.
"What do you want?" The unicorn asked annoyed. She was still feeling sad after Thomas had left. Twilight wanted to confess her feelings to the train. And give him a new tiara since his was ugly.
"Thomas the train is here to see you," she smiled evilly this made Twilight freaked out. Her eyes widened as she was told this. A big smile appeared on her face.
"Out of my way bitch!" The unicorn said pushing the zebra aside to get to Thomas faster. She rushed over to the door as fast as she could. She then saw Thomas outside with a rose in his mouth. "Thomas......" Twilight trailed off drooling.
"Can I come in? And this is for you..." Thomas said handing the rose over to Twilight. She accepted it then stuck it up her butt. Twilight then letted Thomas inside of her house. He rolled into her house slowy trykng not to knock anything down. Once he gotten there he just stood there like a badass. Twilight then excused herself going up to her room. To find her tiara she planned to give along time ago. She found it in a matter of seconds. After finding the tiara, she ran back quickly.
"Thomas!" She exlcaimed jumping into his face. Thomas the blushed and smiled.
"Yes?"
"Heres something I should have given you a long time ago...." Twilight said as her smile faded. She then handed the tiara over to Thomas. He gasped when she placed it on his head. "And... I love you Thomas... Ever since the day you bought me a smurf milshake... And farted in my pants." Twilight said wiping a tear of joy off her face. Without a other word Thomas gave her a fat sloppy kiss. She was stunned at first but, then kissed him back.
"Nows my chance..." Cranky doodle said randomly appearing next to Zecora. Without a other word he pointed his gun at Thomas. He pulled the trigger without wasteing another second. Zecora gasped and died in shock. "Two in one day... 50 points for Cranky Doodle!" Cranky exclaimed as he reveled in Thomases death. Twilight the felt the train fall to his death. She pulled away but, it was already to late for the pony. Twilight then fell to the ground and cryed.
"WHYYY THOMAS WHY?!?!" She yelled crying into his basketball next to him. The only memory she had of him...
THE END!!!
