Barb, I'm Sorry!

by trahzo

Rating: teen
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Rainbow Dash, Comedy, Romance, Spike, Slice of Life, Anthro
Length: 1489

Blitz has said some offensive things and now must apologize to Barb!

After Blitz's B-day party, he said things that should never have been said and now has to apologize to Barb! It sounds easy doesn't it? Have you ever tried to make-up with a dragon? I didn't think so!

Published 2014-07-19 23:50:03 UTC
Last updated 2014-07-19 23:50:03 UTC

Ch.2: Please, I'm Sorry!

Blitz picked-up what she had ripped-up!

"Wonderbolts tickets? I thought this show sold out, how'd she get them?"

"It was love!" Flickercoy said in a drunk anger.

"Love? What do you mean, I thought she loved you Elusive!"

"She confessed 2 months ago and I said no! Though I thought you & her would work well together! She thought so too, she thought you & her would be a great couple, seeing as how you 2 love sports, aren't the kind who are into girly things, and the 2 of you just love it when Dusk Shine makes a fool of himself!"

"Hey!" Then a flower pot hit Dusk on the head! "Where does that keep coming from? We're in doors, IN DOORS!!!"

"Well it's true, we do have similar likes, and she sure is one tough ass cookie in a fight! The both of us are very close...I gotta apologize to her!"

"Oh, you're going to apologize to the kind of girls you hate? Flat chests?!" Said a voice.

"Eris, were you listening the whole time?"

"Yes, and I'm here to tell you that dragons are going to be very difficult to apologize to! They wont just take an I'm sorry, no ,no! Also, she was asking you out on a date! Let's not forget, you made fun of her chest, women are really insecure on that subject!"

"Yeah, you fucked-up big time dude!" Said Bubble Barry.

"Well, come-on guys, can't you help me?"

"No, I'm gonna go, see if I can comfort Barb after you broke her heart harder than Elusive!" Then Dusk left.

"Come-on Flickercoy, I'll take you home! Good luck doing this on your own"

"We're not gonna help you just so you know!" Said Bubble Barry as he left with Elusive!

"If you want, I'll help you!"

"No, they're right! I fucked-up and now our Barb hates me!"

"Our Barb?"

"Yeah, that's the nickname the guys made-up! If someone hurts our Barb, then they're going to pay...no wait! They left without paying, maybe I can sneak a..." Then as he tried tiptoeing, he bumped into the bar tender. "...He he! Do you accept an autograph from one of the stallions who saved Equestria on multiple occasions?"

*BONK!*

The next day, Blitz was at Barb's bedroom door, inside you could hear this playing full blast:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yC_2RoEYo3Q

"(Metal? Damn, I love that!)" He was about to knock on the door until Dusk walked by.

"Hey Dusk."

"Blitz!" He said with an angry squint!

"Eesh, okay Rainbow Blitz, you taped the tickets back together, decided all bets are off for Barb, she's 21, and you're 29 and you dug up these Dragon Gems with your own bare hands all just for her! Hopefully she'll accept!" Then he knocked on the door.

Barb opened the door to reveal Barb with a feral face!

"You have some nerve you faggot haired jackass!"

"(Dang, clever names, I never knew we had so much in common.) Listen...I'm sorry about last night, I was drunk out of my mind, I don't really mind flat chests, also Elusive told me how you started going after me after he pointed you at my direction! So, as you can see, I got you gems, and I taped the tickets back together, so...can we try again?"

*SLAM!*

"Oh come-on Barb, I'm sorry, please forgive me!"

"Why don't you go out with a D-cup?"

"Barb, this isn't funny, I'm being serious! Look, I was really flattered how you realized that the true man for you wasn't Elusive, but me!"

"Well, I'm now reconsidering trying again!"

"BARB!!! *sigh!* When I made you cry last night, all bets were off because I care about you!"

Barb then began unlocking the door.

"Please, you're one kickass girl! I don't care if you have a flat chest, after Elusive explained how compatible we were, I realized that I..." Then the door opened.

"You really want to make it up to me?"

"Yes, please!"

"Fine, come in!"

Then after Blitz went in, Barb closed and locked the door. Blitz was really scared now seeing that Barb had shredded Blitz out of all of her pictures and has a shredded up pic of Blitz on her shredded up punching bag!

"Okay you can make it up to me by burning in hell!"

Don't worry, Barb telling Blitz to go to hell was just his imagination! What really happened was this, Barb took off her shirt and bra! "Okay Blitz, you can make it up to me by, sucking on my tits!"

"W-what?"

"Did I stutter? I said suck on my tits!"

"Why do I need to..."

"Show me, that my breasts matter! I don't wanna feel that my chest is causing me to be unattractive, so please...suck on them!"

This was Blitz's chance to patch things up with Barb! She was sitting right there on her bed! Even though she has all the right curves but those, all bets were off if it's Barb! Blitz then put his arms around Barb's back and then put his face in her chest! He licked, getting a few moans from Barb!

"(Wow, I never thought my plan would lead to me doing this!)"

"Y-you're n-not sucking on them! D-do it n-now or I wont forgive you!"

"Okay, but you asked for it!"

Then Blitz began nibbling and sucking on her left tit, while squeezing the right one!

"Oh yes, do it!"

Then Blitz began alternating, distributing equal pleasure to both!

"Oh, thank you Blitz! Thank you!" She shrieked.

"Geez, did you just orga...*sniff!* ..." Yes, she did orgasm! "Well, I'll be leaving, I'll see you at the Trainstation to watch the Wonderbolts final for now sh..." But then he tried to leave but Barb ran past, locked the door, and look at Blitz with a crazy & hungry look. "uh, what's going on?"

"I aint gonna let you leave. until I return the favor!"

"UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" which is what echoed through the peaceful day in Ponyville. "Why can't I inhibit my swag?"

Author's Note

Dragon gems: Pokemon Black & White! I sided with Reshiram for it's beauty!
You know, literally about 2 minutes ago, I learned that Spike's big breasted nickname is Spikahunas! Just so you know, I'm more of a breast than butt man!

Ch.1: Drunken Mistake!

It was Rainbow Blitz's 28th Birthday and guess how he celebrates it? That's right with HARD cider! He drinks so much that he becomes much more drunk than all the previous times he's gotten drunk!

"Hahaha, you guysh are the greatest friends I've ever had!"

"Well, you know me, I can never pass-up cider!" Replied Bubble Barry.

"Just so you know, I'm drinking regular cider!" replied Elusive.

"Pansy!"

"Blitz, I think you've had enough!" Said Dusk Shine.

"Shtop your worrying, I'm fine!" He said while making sure he was still standing by putting one hoof on the counter.

"Zzzzzzzzzzzz!"

"Hoo boy, once again Flickercoy has fallen asleep after only one drop of cider!" Applejuice joked.

"Well, it's time to present the birthday cake anyway, we can take Flicker home after we dig in!" Barb suggested.

"Enough of the chatter, it's time for the platters!" Bubble Barry rhymed.

"I got the plates right here!" Said Elusive, using his magic to levitate the plates.

Then everyone had some cake! After the cake Blitz just went back to his drinking!

Hours later...

"Well, I gotta use the bathroom!" Said Barb, then she left, then when she was in the bathroom, she pulled out 2 tickets for Blitz's favorite show! The wonderbolts' latest show, it's an ultra important one because after that show, no more shows till Spatflame comes back from his vacation! He says he's going on some important mission! Now back to the party!

"You know guys, I gotta be out with it...I hate flat chests! No really, if a girl is an adult and they're still flat as paper towel...it's pathetic, I don't care what other fine curves they have, if they don't have a fine bust, I ain't going to tap 'em!"

"Um Blitz..."

"Not now Barry, I'm busy! Anyway, flat chests suck because you can't suck on their tits!"

"B-Blitz!"

"Not now Dusk, geez! As I was saying, if a flat chested lady were to ask me out, I'd laugh in her face & tell her to get lost before I hawk a loogie at her!"

"BLITZ!" Everyone blurted at him! No really, everyone, the ponies not sitting at the counter, the bartender, the guys who just walked in, even the rats from the hole in the wall!

"What? What's so damn important?"

His pointed and Blitz sobered up!

"Barb...uh, listen I..."

Then Barb took out the tickets ripped them in half!

"Get burned you ass! Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" Then she ran away!

"Barb..."

Author's Note

Flickercoy is an R63 name invented by Inuyuru.
I invented Spitfire's R63 name Spatflame.