CORE protocals for friendship
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Static...its the fist thing to come to my awareness...,"or maybe I came to it?"
"never mind that datastream now fool" I thought to my own mind noting my frame was being repeared it must be Karan coppernote best Pony/K-bot a nerd could ask for. She must hav...,
Why hello you good reader are noted by my sensors, Dont worry there just broken allowing me to see all reality as repairs are done to them i will most likly lose any knowledge of you. I suppose you want to know who I am?
Well it started at a comic convention, I had made a costume based on my favourite game TOTAL ANNIHILATION. After 6 months I had made a sweet powered cosplay of the CORE commander complete with motion sensing sound effects 'light up optic and chest symbol 'a laser made from a pointer' D-gun made from an old lamp and the finishing touch the hardest part to make.
It used a set of nozels to spray ionised air out where green laser lights refracted all throughout it the effect was that of a vapor of neon green, it was my nanolathe. I.M.H.O. if look could kill...
Wearing my masterpiece i boarded the tram and tried to find a place to stand. I must hav been pure FUCKING evil in a past life for all that happend after I got on that tram. First of all the people where the shovie kind and knocked me over and making me stick my hand out the window getting stuck.Then when a bus was coming paint scrapingly close i had 2 options try and pull my prop in and risk losing my hand or...,
I let go and and got my hand to safety watching despairingly as the 2 transports ground my poor prop between them. I will admit i cried long and hard all the way to my stop getting off I clumped into the con looking at where the prop had been now just a hole in which my black gloved hand was visible.
Wandering around for who knows how i stumbled on to a store full of bits and bobs i couldnt beleve my eyes on a table was a holo projector with a green light it was just like my prop I begged the shopkeep to sell it to me and after a bit convinced him to part with it for $150.
integrating my new buy and being whole once more I was over the moon..."which reminds
me of the time I jumped over the pri..."
"never mind il get to that"
so finaly able to do so i entered the costume competition I did my full act including the end of the ARM from the CORE campaign with a mock up Styrofoam foe made up of donated bits from the vendors catering the con.
Then i did somthing that changed my life foever. I turned on my nanolathe prop it looked perfect in fact maybe thats why it happend a
rift wanted a better look lol. Anyway I got sucked in to a vortex and spat out with a loud clang standing up I noted a few things
1 I wasnt in a costume any more I WAS the commander
2 I was smaller then I should be as the commander seeing as I didnt tower over the land scape I seemed to be the same 6-4 as always
and #3?
was that what I thou...,
"HOLY H-BOMBS IM IN EQUESTRIA!!!!!!!!" Shouting that loudly right next to the castle might have been what brought them to me in the first place. They exploded from their home looking for the sorce of that noise A.K.A. me.
I hualed metal as the sun princess seared where i had been standing and I learnt then as I tried to scream that my new form had no voice "JUST BRILLIANT" I thought as i evaded the sisters of day and night. After seeming to lose them I wandered for days with no clue where I was.
It was then I spoted her a unicorn lying on the grass she could have been resting after a productive day but for 2 things
1 she was in a pool of her own blood that came from a gapeing hole in her throat and
2 the manticore about to tear into her body for a snack!!
Without thinking I grabed its tail with my forearms and yanked then having gotten it's attention I got the obvious response.
I hit the tree behind me like a.... Well like a 6 foot tall T.A. commander.
I thought that was the end as it slashed at my head the blow broke what was left of the tree...
But not me realising it cant kill me I then proved fan boys and girls right in that yes infact a CORE commander at least can use their D-gun for a beautiful right hook.
The mongrel now sporting a broken jaw made for the pony again and on some instict of my new form i brought up my nano arm and reclaimed it before it could get her.
This made me awear of my ablities so first thing I did was make a nano injector from some old files from before the war and land it on the wound. The needles bit in just as who should show up but Celestia and Luna thay looked from the pony to the injector to the blood and finaly me.
Now im glad look can not infact kill or there wouldn't have been enough of me left to fill a matchbox I had to run then.
P.S. that was when I jumped over Lulu in a bid for freedom.
After 3 days of this hide and seek...and destory routine somthing came up on my H.U.D.
a unit allied to the CORE. For simplisities sake I had just asigned the Tia and Lulu to the ARM for my radar so I had alerts for when they were nearing me.
I opened comms to the unit and got a response from one lifeform I never thought i would meet again.
It was the unicorn I stoped the manticore eating she told me her name and asked what had happened?
She had closed her eyes not wanting to see the beast maw as it descended
she then heard a roar followed by a clang and opened her eye to see mine and the mant's fight she saw the slash & punch and just before blood loss got her she saw it desolve into green mist.
She said when she woke she had changed her coat and mane were made of metal 'she had no heart beat and this THING kept emerging left front hoof.
getting an alert from my pattern banks I saw that the construction K-bot now looked like how she had her described body and put 2&2 togther. "Wellcome to the CORE" I said snickering
"can you talk as in make sound with your mouth?"
she asked the reason for my question
"because I cant" i sent with a file showing my meeting of the princesses & my own audio capacity.
Her response "I can still talk"
"cool I thin..."
It was only after being hit with the sun godesses beam that I noticed the red dots in my radar seeing how little damage had been done I powered up my light laser to write a message. but alas twas not to be that simple, as I began Luna took it as a attak and so hualed my frame into the air.
After Tias beam having done so little I had some hope that the Moon could do no worse.
Last thing I saw was my own composite cranium torn usunder by Lunar gravity. And you know how I got....
Who am I takling to???
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