In love with myself

by Krokorokok

"...What about...?"

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"Alright...Let us get this straight..." Rainbow started as she was now sitting down on the floor with her arms and legs crossed. "You, firstly, got a letter from the Princess, which is about some weird magic thing that makes thing have other things of their own. The spell backfires, hits Spike and now we have her" Rainbow said, pointing to the green haired girl, who was now clothed in one of Spike's shirt and his hoodie, with a borrowed purple skirt from Twilight when she was young. She was also sitting next sitting next to Spike, who was still knocked out, with a nervous look on her face.

"Erm...Basically like that. Although, the spell did say an exact replica" Twilight said sheepishly.

"There's something wrong with it then! If it was an exact replica, wouldn't she have a female version of Spike's brain?" Pinkie wondered, tilting her head sideways a bit.

"I don't know! I'm also trying my best to comprehend what's happening, okay?!" Twilight yelled, letting out a "Urgh!" as frustration was seeping out of her. "You see girls...Even if she did have a female version of Spike's brain, she would have at least known who I am at the very first sight! My guess is that her mind is almost an empty canvas, with her speaking and vocabulary levels the same as Spike. The rest, like our names, is completely erased" she said in a slight educating tone.

Just then, a loud groan could be heard thorough the room, enticing many gasps from the mares as the green haired girl could only move a little further away and stare. Eventually, Spike managed to get wake up from his unconsciousness, letting out another groan as he placed his back up against the corner. "Ugh...Did anypony get the number of that chariot that hit me?" Spike asked, rubbing his forehead with his hand.

The entire group let out "Spike!" at the same exact moment, running up to him and crowding around him. "Spike! How are you feeling?" Twilight asked, cupping his hands as she looked at him with a face of worry.

"Ugh...Dizzy...But otherwise...fine I guess..." Spike replied. He then took off one of his hands that was placed in Twilight's palms and rubbed his head once more, still trying to ease the pain that was inside. "What...Happened?" he asked, looking up at the group that was in front of him.

The girls then looked at each other for a moment before simultaneously sighing, with Pinkie being the only exception. "Well...Umm...We don't really know much deary. But..um...all that we knew at that point of time was that...there's this naked girl in the middle of the room, with you laying on the floor in a pool of your own blood which was dripping down your nose" Rarity sort of explained, a small sheepish smile on her face.

Spike looked at her for a moment, trying to process what he had heard. "I...passed out...due to a major nosebleed...am I correct?" Spiked asked, earning a small "Ehehehe..." from Twilight, with a nod following shortly afterwards. Spike groaned in displeasure. He was seriously not having a good time.

Then, he suddenly jolted up in surprise. "Wait! There was a naked girl?!" he asked in a shocked manner, enticing a couple of uneasy glances and awkward coughs from the girls.

"Umm...I...I'm sorry...for that" A female voice caught Spike's attention. Turning his head to the right, he saw the same girl from a couple of moments after he was caught in the spell misfire. She was wearing one of his green shirts, which somehow seemed to fit her, as well as his purple hoodie, along with a purple skirt. She was sitting in between Pinkie's legs, with Pinkie's eyes closed as she seemed to be humming a merry tune in delight.

"Wait...I remember you...You're that girl I helped!" Spike exclaimed, causing the girl to flinch slightly as Pinkie opened her eyes in curiosity.

"Oh! Spiky! You're awake! This little lady has been kind of worried about you. Since, ya know, you passed out at sight of her naked body" Pinkie said with a cheeky grin, causing the girl to blush profusely.

Spike's mind began to process the info once again, giving an answer moments later with a wide eyed expression. "Wait!! You were naked?!" Spike asked, pointing a finger at her.

With that, the room was suddenly quiet. Pinkie was still smiling as if this kind of thing always happens, with everyone else, except Spike, to blush and face away, with the girl's face now bright as a tomato.

This was going to be an awkward explanation.


"...and...that's that...I suppose" Twilight said, fidgeting slightly in her seat.

The room was silent once more as Spike began to ponder over the situation. The spell worked in a sense, giving him a clone. That's true, however, it still remains a mystery as to why she was...well...a she. Not to mention, as what Twilight had said, it will make it so that the clone is identical in every aspect, from both their physical aspects as well as their memories and stuff of the like. In this instance, however, she doesn't even know the names of everyone in the room. She doesn't even know whether she has a name, which came as a shock to everyone in the room.

Spike heaved a heavy sigh. This was a really really odd day for him. He had woken up , very early in the morning, to find himself in the kitchen, get's avalanched with books as he was helping to take care of the library, his sister manages to create a female version of himself with no memory of anyone or any events and not to mention he also managed to see the female version of himself, completely naked, causing him to black out due to a major nosebleed.

Finally, Spike decided to say something to break the silence. "So...What do we call you then?" he asked, catching everyone's attention.

"Huh..?" The girl asked as her tail twitched slightly.

"You know...a name to call you. We can't just keep calling you as 'That Girl' or something like that, now can we?" Spike asked in a joking manner, causing Pinkie to giggle.

"Hehehe! Hey! It's that girl!" Pinkie said jokingly, pointing a finger at the green haired female before giggling once again.

The room suddenly felt more lively after that, with the rest of the females chuckling along at the small joke. The girl could be seen grabbing her tail as a small smile soon began to form on her face, knowing that she wasn't in trouble. It was then that the rest of the group of girls began to throw ideas of a possible names for the girl, most of which she found enticing.

However, one of them stood out the most as it was spoken by none other than him.

"...How about Barb? Short for Barbara?" Spike asked, turning to face the girl with a smile.

The girl looked at him for a moment, her emerald irises staring intently at his. She had no idea why, but the name seemed so appealing to her especially when he said it himself. So, with that, she smiled a warm smile at him. "I'd like that" she said, causing Spike's smile to turn into a grin.

"Well then! My name's Spike!" Spike said, putting up a hand to Barb.

Barb looked at his hand for a moment before grabbing it, smiling a little. "Umm..Nice to meet you...I...Umm...I'm s-sorry you had to...erm...see me without anything on" Barb stammered, her blush returning, causing Spike to blush as well.

"Y-Yeah...Uhh...Well...We didn't really know you would be naked...so...umm...it's ok..I guess..." Spike said, facing away, causing the rest of the girls to laugh at the sight of the two blushing duo.

'...Nice ass though...' Spike thought, feeling his face warm up even further.


Author's Note

I hope you all enjoy reading this chapter. Not much is happening as this is basically just a small filler for something that will happen the next chapter. If you all find something that is wrong, spelling or grammar wise, please do tell in the comments below.

Also, some of you may be disappointed, but I shall be sticking to 'Barb' for Spike's r63 name. The name just basically stuck to me like glue when I first saw a pic of her. Spines is a good name, but I will still prefer to call her Barb.

With that, I shall see ya next time!

Kro out!

P.S I have changed some things in the previous chapters, which is basically the fact that I forgot to add in that Spike has a draconic tail as well as added in a couple more detail and such. It's nothing much and it won't really change the entire story.

Also, Spike is definitely an ass man

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