Author's Note

My god....I'm such an ass for not updating any of my stories....

So sorry guys...I really am. Anyways, Merry Belated Christmas and have a happy upcoming New Years.

So sorry....

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"Alright everypony! Listen up! Princess Celestia and Princess Luna will be arriving here at the library in about 2 hours! Our mission is to make this place look spic and span for their arrival! Do I make myself clear!?" Rainbow Dash yelled in her best drill sergeant accent, causing the rest of her friends to cringe at the sudden outburst.

"Rainbow Dash...You don't have to yell. We already know that" Twilight replied with an unnamused look on her face.

Rainbow Dash shrugged her shoulders. "What? It sounded appropriate" She replied, biting the inside of her cheek.

"Appropriate?? Rainbow Dash, you just scared Barb!" Twilight told her, obviously angry at the rainbow maned female. True to her words, Barb was shaking in fear near a corner, where Spike and Fluttershy were comforting her, the rest of Twilight's friends looking over at them in worry. Besides Pinkie, whom was staring somewhere else.

"No silly! I'm looking at you!!" Pinkie, replied to the narrating voice in her head, whom sounds angry at her at the moment. Meanwhile her friends were now staring at her in a confused manner, obviously confused as to who she was addressing.

"...Anywho...As what sergeant air head over here has said" Twilight called out to the girls, pointing a thumb to Rainbow Dash, who was angry at the remark. "We'll need to act quickly before the princesses arrive. I'll assign different areas for all of us to clean" Twilight then looked over to Pinkie and Applejack. "Pinkie, Applejack, the two of you are in charge of sweeping the floors and if needed, use the mop for any sticky fluids. The duo then replied with an "Ok" of their own.

Twilight then looked over to Fluttershy and ushered her to come close to the group. Once she was near, she then gave orders. "Fluttershy, you and Rainbow Dash to help to pick up anything lying around. If need be, use the broom and the dust pan to collect them and throw them away" She said, causing Fluttershy to slowly nod her head and Rainbow Dash to roll her eyes.

"Rarity and I will use our magic to dust away any dirt in hard to reach areas such as the shelves and whatnot. Once your done, Rainbow I'd like you to keep an eye out for the princesses. If you want, you can also help out with the rest of us" Twilight pointed out, causing Rainbow to salute to her.

"What about me?" Spike voiced out his concern. He was still sitting next to Barb, who was holding onto him as if her dear life depended on it, her body still visibly shaking.

Twilight looked at the duo for a moment, placing crossing her arms and humming in thought. "I....don't really know" Twilight answered after a brief period of silence. In all honesty, with just the six of them, the entire library would be clean in no time.

"How about a trip round Ponyville? Barb looks like she can use a little fresh air" Pinkie asked, her question earlier on was surprisingly valid, considering the weird things she has suggested before. "Oh hush you!" She continued, looking up in the air and giggling for a moment.

"That....sounds perfectly fine" Rarity voiced out what would be the thoughts of the rest of the girls.

"Um...Hello? She's sort of a clone of me! It'll freak out everypony!" Spike exclaimed, raising his hands into the air for added emphasis.

"Sugercube....Ya do know that Ponyville often has weird things happenin'?" Applejack smugly replied, crossing her arms with a brow raised in question.

Spike raised a finger and opened his mouth to parry the question. But he couldn't do so, since what Applejack said was quite true. Ponyville was often filled with a variety of weird happenings over the years. Heck, he can even remember just a couple of days ago that Scootaloo nearly bursted into flames due to how fast she was going on her scooter.

"....Alright, I guess" Spike lowered his finger and shrugged, chewing on the inside of his cheek. "Hey Barb. Do you want to have a tour around Ponyville?" Spike asked, causing Barb to shake less and look at him worriedly for a moment. "It'll be fine" Spike assured her that it would all be fine and nothing to be worried about.

"I...g-guess..." Barb meekly replied, still clutching onto his shirt.

"Well, now that things are sorted, we should get started now" Twilight said. The rest of the girls nodded their heads in reply while Spike slowly helped Barb up, with him standing next to her as well.

"I guess we should get going now. We'll see you later in about an hour and half or so" Spike told the girls before walking to the door with Barb gripping one of his hands. As soon as the duo left the room, everyone, excluding Rainbow Dash, girlishly squealed in delight.

"Goodness gracious! Those two look so adorable!" Rarity said, a huge grin displayed on her face, causing everyone to giggle.

Meanwhile, Rainbow Dash was a little off further from the group, rolling her eyes from the display. "Oh give me a break..."

Meanwhile, onn the outside of the library, now stood Spike and Barb, the latter of the duo was now awestruck at the wonderful sight that was displayed in front of them. Barb had only been inside the library, where she had been very mystified at the entire layout of the place. And now, she was about to tour around the entire town of Ponyville, where surely more amazing things can be seen.

"W-Wow...!" Barb was left breathless. There were so many things happening at the moment. Different ponies were either chatting among one another, carrying different objects, different shops were opened, showcasing their items for sale. Truly a magical place, and this is only the beginning!

"Hehe. Wait till you see the rest of the town" Spike chuckled at the sight of her face filled with wonder. "Anyways, I guess this would be an appropriate time to say, 'Welcome to Ponyville!' " Spike exclaimed, grinning at Barb, who was slightly blushing. She giggled for a moment before thanking him.

"Th-Thank you! Umm...I'm sorry if I do anything weird later on..." Barb meekly said once more, twirling a finger around her long green hair.

Spike looked at her for a moment, completely confused at the statement. "Sorry? What for? Everyone in this town is weird to be honest, so you'll fit in just fine" Spike assured her once again, patting her on the shoulder and smiling warmly at her.

Barb stared at him for a moment, her cheeks flaring up. She tried to read his face for any signs of betrayal, only to find none. He truly was sincere with his words. And maybe she just might truly fit in. Barb returned the smile and giggled before pushing him away playfully. "Well, if that's the case, let's go then! I can't wait to see what else this town has to offer!" She exclaimed, pure excitement was boiling up inside of her.

Spike stared at her once again before grinning in return. He was slightly startled at first from the sudden volume in her voice, but it all melted into nothing as he could only see just how excited she really was. "Well then! I guess we should get started! Off to adventure!" Spike exclaimed, pointing a finger over to the distance.

Barb merely giggled at this, before saluting in response. "Yes sir!" she exclaimed, before giggling once again. The duo then, without hesitation, went into a full sprint, laughing alongside each other. Meanwhile, in the background, different ponies would merely look at the duo zip by, their laughter filling the air as they passed by them. But even so, they would only shake their heads and smile at the duo, before going back to what they were doing before.