Life of the Draconic Species of Equestria

Sneak couldn't sleep. Ionic (nicknamed Atom by himself) was at school so she couldn't talk to him so that left Twilight... She got up and walked down to Twilights room. Thinking about how she would murder anyone who hurt the Drake who she considered her brother she got to Twilights room. A sign was posted outside

Dear Sneak Thief and Ionic Matter.

This is NOT Twilights room it is her #1 assistants room please do not

come in as (according to Twilight) I'm the same age as you Sneak

plus with your gender and your 'habits' I really don't want you near my

room as it would be awkward if two dragons had a massive fight in Ponyville.

I learnt that the hard way. Also do not hoard here as it will get you in trouble!

Signed Spike

Sneak looked at the letter as a smile appeared on her face "He did it." She said as she walked in. The dragons room was similar to hers and defiantly was the room of a teenager, posters of musicians and various ponies were everywhere as well as study notes. The only thing that caught her eye was a Playmare magazine underneath his bed he giggled she had so much dirt against Spike for that as she picked it up she felt her wings begin to harden at the sight of all of this porn. Funny thing was it was all meant for stallions or... She snapped it shut and flung it under the bed "Nopenopenopenopenope." She begun hyperventilating as her smile fell, her eyes shrunk there was only one thing to do to confirm it... "Soaked..." She muttered checking. Tears began coming out as she sat down and cried.

"HEY!" Yelled Spike "Can't you read? The sign said...oh. I'm sorry." The big purple dragon sat next to her "Are you ok?" He asked. He could see pure rage building up on her features

"DO I LOOK OK?" She roared "NO! I'M NOT BUCKING OK!" She screamed at him. She stopped and sunk back down

"If it's a girl problem I'll get Twi else you can tell me or I could still go get Twi." He assured her she wiped her crimson eyes

"Teen problem." She said

"Well you snuck in to the room of the right person!" He said cheerfully. She giggled a bit at that statement before becoming serious

"If I tell you you bring this secret down with you." She glared at him "If you fail I seriously will make your life hell..." She said.

"Promise." Said Spike

"Right..." She said

"But if it's serious we have to tell Twi Ok?"

"Not serious enough for Twi to know. Right... Spike I may be a...a...a um... I don't know what the Ponies call them."

"Gang member? Murderer? Thief? We already knew that one."

"A lesbian." She stated

"Oh... That's a big secret to tell me who you only just met... Plus it explains why the floor is wet your wings are rigid and my private magazine is on the other side of the room." Her face was one of pure horror as she looked down

"Buck." She said

"To be honest I thought you had been clopping to something in my room but obviously you weren't,"

"What's 'Clopping' mean?" Sneak asked him

"Well...um...have you had 'The Talk' yet?"

"Duh. Yeah, but what's Clopping?"

"Twilight refers to it as Mass Debating..." Said spike going red. Sneak smiled she knew what he was talking about now but was going to make the dragon suffer

"I don't know about Twilight slang what is it?"

"Mast...Er Masturba...um Mas... Erm Masturbation?" He said. Now he looked like his natural scale color was red.

" I don't know what that is either. Please could you explain?"

"Ok...I'm fairly sure you've done it at least once... Where a mare...um Dragoness... Has strong feelings in her um... Parts down below... She sometimes um... Well... Rubs... Them... Why are you laughing?"

"Your explanation of That! And that you implied I had done it! This is priceless!" Laughed the dragon as she looked at him all red and with his legs crossed as well.

"At least I A) am not cruel and B) am hiding my arousal. He stated she looked back over her shoulders her wings now rigid and her slit positively dripping.

"Well, I caught you guys at an awkward time." Came a voice.