YhaY: Judgment Day

by gooGAKchrome

CH10: Thomas The Tank Engine Dun Fucked Up

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The Olympus Project is an elite "black operation" unit composed of thirteen augmented soldiers with superhuman abilities that surpass those of ONI Spartans.

Funded by ONI Commander In Chief Miles Blackwood 33 years ago, the members of the Olympus Project get their abilities from high ammounts of self-authorized biochemical and biomechanical experimentations.

It should also be noted that, as part of the experimentation, their lifespan has been increased by an average of 600-700 years, and their aging processes have slowed down accordingly.

Their abilities are as follows:

Ace Colburn (Codename "Zeus"): Biomechanical plasma rifle (Hands)

Butch Goldman (Codename "Hermes"): Superhuman speed and agility

Diesel Incaendio (Codename "Apollo"): Biochemical flamethrower (Hands, mouth)

Harley Jarvis (Codename "Hera"): Regeneration

Hunter Zimmerman (Codename "Poseidon"): Control of cellular structure

Jett York (Codename "Hades"): Cardiac arrest on contact with skin

Robin North (Codename "Athena"): Computer-like brain power and thought speed

Ryder Paine (Codename "Ares"): Superhuman strength

Striker Mann (Codename "Hephaestus"): Manipulation of external and internal body temperature

Angela Brooks (Codename "Aphrodite"): Shapeshifting

Ingrid Bayonetta (Codename "Demeter"): Body status regulates on contact with skin

Cynthia Zeddler (Codename "Artemis"): Biochemical liquid nitrogen sprayer (Hands, mouth)

Zane Edgeworth (Codename "Chronos"): Cerebral manipulation

Their current status is as follows:

Ace Colburn: Awaiting Orders

Butch Goldman: Awaiting Orders

Diesel Incaendio: MIA

Harley Jarvis: Awaiting Orders

Hunter Zimmerman: Awaiting Orders

Jett York: MIA

Robin North: Awaiting Orders

Ryder Paine: Awaiting Orders

Striker Mann: Awaiting Orders

Angela Brooks: MIA

Ingrid Bayoneta: Awaiting Orders

Cynthia Zeddler: MIA

Zane Edgeworth: MIA


As midnight claimed its place in the Equestrian sky, a single long-haired woman dressed in magically enhanced battle armor lifted her sword over her shoulder.

Artemis listened closely to her earpiece, awaiting further instructions from Chronos. When he'd told her about the new arrival, she immediately put on the armor he looted for her from the Draconia Castle armory, and departed towards the entrance of the Everfree forest. The only problem was that she had been waiting for his instructions for what seemed like hours.

Finally, after many hours of waiting, a sound emmanated itself from her earpiece.

"Artemis, come in!" Demanded Chronos from the other side of the of the radiowave.

"Chronos! Finally! What took you so long?!" Asked Artemis.

"Sorry, I had to track down a couple of complications. A quintet, rather."

"What do you mean?" She inquired.

"It seems Apollo may have somehow managed to call for backup. I'm at the Friendship Express's railway's interception between Canterlot and Manehattan, there seem to be some corpses with bullet wounds here." Stated Chronos.

"Are you sure they're bullet wounds?" She asked.

"Definitely. There's some gunpowder residue on the corspes's foreheads, so either the ponies have invented firearms, or Apollo's called for backup with a really poor taste in weaponry." Informed Chronos.

"Do they have anything on them worth looting?" She asked once more.

"No, but what they do have are spatulas sticking out of their rectu-"

"OOOOOOOOOKAY! I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT!" Stuttered Artemis through her microphone.

"Anyway." Chronos began. "If the train hasn't decreased in speed since its departure, then there's no chance Apollo's backup will have had a chance to jump off the train. It's currently headed in your direction, so I'm gonna need you to work your "magic" on the railings. Don't forget to use the little gift I gave you."

A smile crossed Artemis's lips as she understood what Chronos's plan was, "Got it." she replied.

She removed the shoulder-length steel gauntlet covering her left arm and stuck it to the back of her armor, revealing the broken, bandaged, chipped robotic arm she'd received after she lost the original about 23 years ago.

She ran towards the nearby town of Ponyville, unnoticed by the very few ponies still awake, and eventually arrived at the Ponyville Train station, which was located right next to the border of the forest. She kneeled down facing the train rails, and extended her arms towards them.

"Let's see if it still works" She thought to herself.

Two small hatches on the bases of her palms opened up, revealing the pipeworks that ran all the way across her arms. Then, after some cogging and whirring sounds, from those hatches emerged two mighty streams of liquid nitrogen, effectively deep-freezing the tracks.

She stomped down hard on them, causing them to shatter into many pieces. She then created an ice ramp that faced the Everfree where the rails used to be.

"Alright, it's done. What now?" Asked Artemis through her microphone.

"Good, now put your christmas present to good use." Chronos replied.

Right after he said that, Artemis noticed a bright light approaching her fast.


"ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!"

Considering that he's now following Dropbearius, Alexander was unsurprised when he was woken up by these words.

Everyone on top of the train who was not already awake came to their senses.

"What the fuck do you want Dropbearius?" Advocated Pitka in his strong Estonian accent.

"We're nearly at the train stop mates! Grab your dongers and mollies and get ready to jump off." Said Dropbearius

The now awake gang readied themselves, but as they got closer to the train station, they started to make out a bipedal figure in the railtracks.


Heading straight for the train, Artemis got a running start, and when she was right in front of it, she jumped as hard as she could. She landed atop the speeding train with an acrobatic rollout to preserve her momentum, which she used to approach the five men on the back of the train.


Dropbear and the faze clan skrubs other heroes looked quizzically at the woman running towards them, but they didn't have time to react, for the moment she got near them she fired off individual streams of liquid nitrogen at their feet, sticking them frozen to the train.

She didn't stop her run though, as when she was done freezing their feet, she headed straight for the backside of the train, where she planted a relatively large circular pad with a long beak-like chute. Afterwards, she jumped off of the train, landing once again with a rollout.

She turned around, a smile smeared on her face, to watch the events that were about to unfold.

The train eventually hit the bent ice ramp, and when it did, the circular pad on its backside fired off an impressive stream of fire, sending the train flying very far into the everfree forest.

"Pentaerythritol tetranitrate engine, never gets old." Artemis thought to herself.



"What have you done to her you fiends?!"

Before Apollo (Or anyone else for that matter) could respond, a flying train approached the campsite from the sky at a ludicrous amount of speed.

*CRASH*


The scene was horrible, pieces and chunks of stallions, mares, fillies and colts alike littered the clearing. Broken parts of train stabbed the ground, one even impaling the upper half of a filly that was making a futile attempt to cling to life.

Apollo slowly rose from the ground. Every other human was knocked out, but according to his heartrate readings, not dead.

His eyes found rest atop a grey velvety hand sticking out from a pile of ashes. This hand belonged to Dropbearius, who, after unburrying himself, commented out loud:

"Man, what a trainwreck!"

*ba dum tss*