YhaY: Judgment Day

Location: Mobius Airspace

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Nefarius Dropbearius, the ultimate supervillain, had finally succeeded in collecting the 7 chaos emeralds, turning him into "Super Mega Ultra Hyper Ultimate Climax Almighty Cogent Supreme Messiah Dropbearius: The Fallen".

Super Mega Ultra Hyper Ultimate Climax Almighty Cogent Supreme Messiah Dropbearius: The Fallen strolled down the halls of the Koala Egg Mk.IIX. In his hand's grasp lay a collar to which the ex-mighty Ivo Robotnik found himself connected.

In his other hand was yet another collar, this one was connected to Sonic the hedgehog, the fastest thing alive.

Super Mega Ultra Hyper Ultimate Climax Almighty Cogent Supreme Messiah Dropbearius: The Fallen switched Robotnik's collar to his left hand, and used his free hand to snap his fingers. A giant crystal column erected itself from a newly made opening on the massive spaceship's floor.

Super Mega Ultra Hyper Ultimate Climax Almighty Cogent Supreme Messiah Dropbearius: The Fallen wrapped both collars around this collumn, leaving Sonic and Robotnik to wallow there like waiting puppies.

He stared out through one of the many massive windows in his colossus of a space vessel. All he could see was Mobius, the planet which, in only a matter of minutes, would belong to him.

His plan to make every living and non-living thing on planet Mobius his loyal Bitch was almost at an end, all he had to do was activate his magnum opus: The "Koalizer 600K" and he would add yet another planet to his mighty Koala Empire.

He headed to the control room, he could smell the glory of his Weapon of Mass Convertion from where he was already. As he walked through the hallways, he thought of all those who died for the glory of the Koala Empire.

Like his dog Fido.

Finally, after 10 minutes of walking through glorious halls of vulcanized crystal, he made it to the 900 Mile long doors that guarded the fruits of his work.

Inside he found the Koalizer 600K, fully charged and ready to fire. This brought a smile to his face, but none would've been able to tell, as his full body Koala Suit covered every inch of his body in glorious grey velvet....

Don't look at me like that! It was expensive!

He walked up to the Koalizer and felt up every inch of her sexy, sexy Titanium coating.

"Oh baby, you're the only one for me." He said.

He looked down at the control panel of the massive weapon, it was designed after an arcade machine. He liked arcade machines. Arcade machines were the shit.

He lifted his hand, ready to press the massive yellow button that would expand his reign, but suddenly met the really stronge urge to take a shit.

"MENTLEGEN!" He yelled.

6 Koalas in space uniforms jet-packed their way down from compartments on the ceiling. These were his henchmen.

"I have found myself with a strong urge to defecate, I will excuse myself to the bathroom for a short while. Until such moment in which I return, you are to guard the Koalizer 600K from any and all intruders."

All 6 Koalas saluted in unison, and then pulled their laser rifles from hammer-space.

"Good"

Super Mega Ultra Hyper Ultimate Climax Almighty Cogent Supreme Messiah Dropbearius: The Fallen continued to produce manure from his rear end. He couldn't stop, he had accumulated too much feculence in his intestines.

"Mayhaps eating North Korea wasn't the best of ideas" He thought to himself.

Just when Super Mega Ultra Hyper Ultimate Climax Almighty Cogent Supreme Messiah Dropbearius: The Fallen thought his barrage of excrement was over, his toilet started glowing red. Before he could do anything about it though, he was sucked into it, drifting away into the adventure of a lifetime.

A.C 1541 - Everfree Forest

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"Shit, it's locked, eh."

Johan, Pat, Apollo and Harold had decided that investigating the crashed starship seemed like a good starting point in their search for answers.

"How can you tell?" Asked Harold

"Because it won't fucking open, eh!"

"To be fair, that was a stupid question" Said Johan

"This is getting us nowhere. Make way!" Harold walked up to the Spaceship's main door, unsheathed his sword, and with a powerful vertical swing sliced it open.

"Scheiße!" Johan spouted. "What the fick is that thing made of?!"

"I do not know" He replied "I found it one day during an expedition along with this armor, I have been using both of them ever since."

"Huh"

After much searching around, the crew stumbled upon the cockpit, or rather, what was left of it. The pilot seat was missing, and there was a ripped piece of cloth hanging from a pipe on the ceiling. Apollo tried to take it down, but the wind entering from the cracked windows beat him to it. It fell down to the ground very slowly. The crew didn't take long in putting two and two together.

"Whoever was piloting this ship ejected before it was too late, eh. Unfortunately, I don't think his landing was too smooth anyway, eh." Pat said, holding up the ripped piece of parachute.

"IS ANYPONY THERE?!"

The group turned towards the new voice, it came from behind the ship. They quickly scurried out through the back exit, only to find a group of about 100 ponies that looked exactly the same except for one. Most of them where light blue, with white manes and tails and purple armour. The only one who stood out was the one leading the group: A tall, mint green pegasus with a dark green mane and tail, wearing dark purple armor.

"Bah, it's only a flock of humans" Said the one leading the group. "Stand down stallions!"

Before any of them could do just that, Pat pointed one of her guns at the leader. "You would be wise to do the opposite, eh."

The stallion was flabbergasted. "Sweet Celestia! It speaks!"

Apollo raised both of his hands, making his palms face the ponies. "You're going to answer our questions, or else!"

The stallion was stumped for about 15 seconds, and then burst out laughing. "Why would we do that?" He asked between giggles.

Johan lifted up his rifle "Because" he started. "If you don't, we'll be forced to paint the trees red with your blood!"

The stallion simply smiled. "Stallions, attack!"