Dimension Jumpers:Stuck in Equestria(Season One)by DeathmolisherChaptersEp1: The Hole Myth.(Prologue)Ep2: Who is watching me?[E-Everyone]Ep3:The Reunion to Farewells.Ep4: Ponies? I've seen weirder.Ep1: The Hole Myth.(Prologue)Ep1: The Hole Myth.(Prologue) 'Once upon a time a profit had a vision, a vision that 7 warriors would rise from their everyday life to take on the job of saving the Multiverse from vile scourge and the most sinister of evil. But the profit was slain by a mystical overlord of evil, by the name of Zed, for giving the people who had none, 'hope'. No one knows if the legend is true or not but its proven and classified as myth. Though some say if the 7 warriors foreseen by the profit, enters GaLe' s Forbidden Pit they will see the infinity and cross to a different dimension to which to be confronted by the Dimension Lords, Ruler of time and space, dimensions and the Multiverse. Each to be given a element to control, and a primary weapon to wield. Though GaLe's Forbidden Pit is sealed off, in case some nut job and his friends think the tale is true and jump in followed by a timely death, But still to this day no one knows for sure. ".....my god that was the most COOLEST STORY EVA!", Hollered a young child, about the age of 7 from under his covers with a Spongebob nightlight and a gleeful expression plastered on his face. It was about 12:30 am, and this child was reading a mini story from a worn yet decent brown book titled, 'Rascals Urban Legends' He put the book on his wood floor before looking up at his ceiling which consisted of 'It's never ogre-Shrek' posters and cat memes. But it was mostly filled with glow in the dark stars which this child seem to stare at the most. That was before his eyes got heavy and he was on the verge of falling asleep, mumbling "If only i could be a warrior." then all that was audible was soft and quiet snores from the child. ____________________________________________________________________ Else where.< "For fuck sakes!" Said a unknown deep voice belonging to a man with a mask over his face, flipping over his desk. He stood up and walked away from the giant screen he was watching the little boy on. He walked to a large window that showed a cast of nothingness before stopping. A unknown creature walked up to his side. "Minion?", Said The man grinding his teeth. "Yez my lord Zed." Said a small creature about 4 ft tall holding a saucer with a cup of orange juice on it. "Request The one who lurks. Also it's feeding time don't get your self fed. "Of course me Lord anyzhing for youz." Said the Minion walking away in a long hall after putting the glass saucer down. He walked down the hall, then there was sounds of gates opening and terrifying growling soon followed by screams of agony. After all that, a odd creature, brown and skinny with blood fresh on its face walked in, and was constantly staring and never seemed to blink, straight at the one who summoned him. "Hello Rake you ate my minion and I'm even more pissed now, but that's besides the point, the leader of the blasted prophecy has found out about the legend and a trigger of events is already unfolding, in about 7 years 7 of the great warriors, the 'Dimension Jumpers' will enter GaLe's Forbidden Pit and see that it will actually open a portal to the infinity showing them time and space its self including the Multiverse. Wait until then to strike before they enter for that is a non fix point in time and could be changed." Said the masked human. The creature's only response was a grunt and a nod. Before walking away Zed said one last thing to the exiting creature."Oh and Rake there's 2 things Ok?, one is stop eating my minions, and two don't show any mercy tearing the Dimension jumpers apart." The creature only smiled(or at least attempted to) before running off. 'Boy is this going to be fun or what?' Thought Zed. 'As long as they don't come in contact with the "Elements of Harmony". He finished the thought as he picked up the glass of orange juice and took a sip form it. Ep2: Who is watching me?[E-Everyone]7 YEARS LATER "Sometimes i feel like there is something watching me in the shadows you know?, like when walking home at night, it feels like I'm not the only one there. It's so flipping creepy UGH!" I said. The names Pulse! I'm a black haired, brown tone junior high student age 14, and I'm talking to my 6 friends about my paranoia. INTRODUCTION TIEM YAI /)^_^(\ Leon- Ice like hair sky blue eyes and is pretty much a mystery, has a weird likening for snow and ice though. KaQula-Dracula's son half vampire half human *just please,PLEASE don't ask*. Black swayed hair (bangs) daggerd pupils one fang hanging out of mouth.(2nd most terrifying in group) Nio- A DJ. He likes music as much as i do we both have a odd fetish for dubstep ^-^. Up right brown swayed hair like Skrillex but no bald spot.(most terrifying in group beyond scary;_;) Carlos- A pyromaniac to say at the least, he's pretty much the 3 most terrifying in this group. Flaming swayed black hair. Tony- A explosion maniac. Loves explosions, best friend? Minecraft Creeper. Black spiked hair standing upright. He also has a lemon grenade(explanation later) from our little adventure in Aperture Science. And that's pretty much our crew well, *Pretty* much our crew. There is a certain jerk i don't like to talk about yet for some unknown reason i still call him friend. His name is Nexus. Nexus-A 8bit Atari pianist, and pretty good to. Red and white hair spiked, swayed right(bangs swayed right and left) but he also wins the award for being a total class A JERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKAH. And that's us our crew! "No, we don't know." Said Carlos looking at me worried that i might be crazy."I'm pretty sure you are either being stalked or is going coocoo." Carlos said voice giving off with pure with concern. "This talk is taking a odd turn rather quickly, anyhow we're here.", said Tony pointing a figure at the intimidatingly huge wall made out of metal and barbwire. They walked closer as they saw there was no guards in sight, and continued to proceed into the front gate. "Hand me the pliers Nio." Said Leon grabbing a metal bottle from his backpack, inside the bottle was liquid nitrogen amplified. Able to freeze metal instantly. Leon grabbed the pliers from Nio, which he got from his backpack, and cut right through the gate. After pouring the liquid nitrogen on it of course. Tony pulled the gate backwards, because a lot of the gate was inside the ground. After all 7 walked in they was greeted by a giants hole, 'GaLe's Forbidden pit' to be exact. "Holy sons of Morgan Freeman, this hole is huge!", I shouted. "First off, it's a pit not a hole for say. Aaaaand that's what he said." Inserted Nexus as we all made a horizontal line in front of the huge pit. KaQula's sharp 'bat like' ears perked up. He heard something we didn't. "Don't freak out but there is a unknown creature in the shadows, perhaps this is what's been stalking you Pulse.", KaQula whispered. Which i wished he didn't because the creature heard, causing him to pounce. Thankfully he pounced on Tony, not that i don't like Tony, its just Tony has a flipping grenade for freak sake. One that doesn't ever run out, and can be adjusted to do all kinds of things. Tony put the grenade on the weird brown creature and kicked it off of him. The brown creature stumbled backwards and fell into the pit after 5 seconds of nothing aloud explosion was heard from in the pit. "WHAT THE HECK YOU WAITING?, FOR LETS GO", Said Carlos Running face first in the pit. Everyone stared wide eyed at the crazy moth attracted by the zap light. In this case, The crazy Carlos and a bottomless pit. After a good 5 minutes we all jumped in unison. After what felt like 13 minuets of falling, there was something that terrified us six. The bottom of the pit was visible. Scrambling and crapping our self's there was the bottom, when our noses was about to touch the bottom we fell right through the ground. And let me tell you about our LSD Simulation. Ep3:The Reunion to Farewells.As we went through the floor, we was greeted by multiple colors. We was looking dead smack at the infinity. Then after our acid trip, we has in a large hall, after our warpage through time and space and flying through multiple dimensions, we found our self's in a large court like hall. We decided to walk down the hall like court, we soon found our self's in a room. A very, VERY big room with 3 huge thrones made out of pure gold, diamonds, and ruby. I beautiful sight yes, but on the thrones was 3 brothers. From youngest to oldest. On the first throne, was Dimension Lord 3, And the next 2 is more than self explanatory. We all waved at the 3 lord siblings, who smiled and simply waved back, but unsuspectingly the 3rd brother began to speak. "Young warriors, us 3 have been waiting since your last visit. We redecorated a bit for your arrival. But casualness must be disbanded from here on out. It's time to get serious to the core.", The youngest massive giant spoke. After saying casualness must be disbanded, he and everyone else in the room had a look of seriousness on their faces. The giant continued. "After your test run at Aperture Science, on dimension jumping. We have noticed the Zed has been sending everything hes got on us and you.", The massive giant was about to continue when I, Interjected. "3DL, you might not know but Zed sent a brown creature at us to try and stop us from entering 'GaLe's Forbidden Pit'.", I interrupted. "But he failed terribly, Tony knocked him in and blew him up easily with no problem." I finished. "True young one, but he sent that creature as a warning. A warning to keep you and the rest of you, from succeeding in destroying his darkness and foiling his plans." The Youngest brother finished his talk about the update on Zed. After a few nods to let the lords to go on, The 3rd one began. "Young warriors your leader of The Dimension Jumpers must go through a series of dimensions to learn from heroes across the Multiverse, about combat and a way to defeat Zed. Once and for all." Finished the lord. We all had a look of determination on our faces, except Nexus and KaQla they just had bored looks on their faces. After a moment to regain composure, the 2nd lord began. "We've recently found out that Zed finds the most happiest of places and crushes them with his darkness. His next target is a dimension called Mythology. A odd name? Yes. But don't let that distract you from the objective at hand. Defeat Zed.", Said the lord. After a moment or two, 2 massive sized portals appeared. One was obviously for me and the second one was for the rest of the guys. After our final farewells to me, we all hugged. After, we stood in front of our portals. Before we was about to step in one of the dimension lords spoke. We turned around to see what else they had to say. "Oh and before we forget there is something we must tell you.", Said the youngest brother. "Mm yes, something so crucial to you journey.", joined the second brother. "Ah yes something if you forget can cause the whole Multiverse to fall through your hands. The final brother finished. 'Don't." "Give." "Up." "EVER!", They all finished in unison. If that wasn't pure confidence then i don't know what is. And with that I jumped into my portal and they jumped into theirs. 'Who knows?' I thought. "maybe i can end this training in what, like a about 2 years at the most. Maybe it won't be so bad.' I ended the thought as i gave myself a reassuring smile, while i flew to a different dimension through the infinity. Ep4: Ponies? I've seen weirder."You failed YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT! And you call yourself a creepy pasta. I HAVE NEVER SEEN A CREEPY PASTA GET HIS ASS KICKED BY A 14 YEAR OLD!", Shouted and shunned Zed at the spirit of the Rake. Zed after his yelling turned around, looking at another one of his minions, this one 7 ft tall and holding a long staff with a glass eye orb at the top of it. "Send him to Hades in the Mythology Dimension.", Calmly said Zed. After receiving a nod from the large minion he pointed his large staff at the Rakes spirit and absorbed it by the eye glass orb part. After the blood curtailing cry from the Rake his entire spirit was sent to the Mythology, Hades realm."Maybe I should use the GOOD Pastas for a last resort. Minion summon SCP 173.", Said Zed. After another nod from the minion he slammed his orb on the floor causing a circle to erupt. Out came a strange statue that was constantly holding his hands out."Great send him to the 'Planet' I want the colorful ass place DESTROYED you hear me?", Said Zed once more. Not really sure if he asked for conformation, like a sign that he's listening when hes a statue. But Sent him away anyway. 4 YEARS LATER "just a farewell friendly spar.", Said Spartan from 'Halo'. "A friendly spar I'm going to kick your ass in!" Said a some what familiar voice. After a intense stare down. "Pulse what the fuck is that?", Said Spartan with a look of concern on his face pointing at the sky. Pulse Looked up and saw it. A giant Covenant ship was dropping a shit ton of Covenant about 10 from each class."I have a better idea who kills the most Covenant out here wins.", Challenged Spartan. Pulse only gave a 'I'm still gonna kick your ass look' Before grabbing a sword handle the looks like a katana abut had a button on it. With the press of it, a sword made of pure plasma erupted from the top of the handle. He dashed full speed at the Covenant that already landed. He spun a 360 slicing a Elite in half. After his first kill he dashed again at full speed to a Hunter but has blasted by its own plasma weapon."HAHA WEEEEEEEEEEEEAK!", said Spartan grabbing a gravity hammer he got from a brute he killed. launching him self in the air then coming down like a meteor on top of the hunter making the gravity hammers signature noise. The hunter fell motionless without a head. A jackal attempted to rush Pulse. But suddenly he disappeared. The jackal stopped he was on high alert when something whispered something in his ear. "Art of the camouflage, Teemo style." Then a long plasma sword went through the jackals chest, then pulling up the sword slicing the jackal half from the chest up. When Pulse kicked the dead body away form him. The spartan walked next to Pulse they both looked at the blue blood and green guts that was splattered all over the place."We are tied it looks like.", Pulse said. He was going to continue talking when he heard something from a short distance away. It was a grunt running away. Pulse looked at Spartan and Spartan look at Pulse. They both smirked before rushing at the grunt. ______________________________________________________________________________ "Well looks like i won!" Said Spartan triumphantly. "PFFFT i totally could of dominated you, but then you pulled that stunt with the gravity hammer.", Said Pulse trying to find a excuse to shut up Spartan. "Oh yeah by the way how you feeling that blast looked like it hurt.", Said Spartan with concern. "A little dizzy from it, Sure but I've done so much worse tis is a disgrace to pain." Joked Pulse. Pulse and Spartan was greeted by a massive big portal."Alrighty then my friend see you after i rape Zed for fucking up my life.", Said Pulse walking through the portal. The portal closed. ______________________________________________________________________________ "Hey Twilight how is it going?" Said a green unicorn with a creeper face for a cutiemark with the biggest smile he can manage and he seemed not to stop bouncing. "Hi Tony I'm fine how are you. You seem happy.", Said Twilight as she continued to walk. Tony joined her side. "My brother MY BEST FRIEND call him what ever but hes coming he's done with his 4 year training!', Said Tony with his still wide smile. "A new pony? Thats Wonderful! this is a perfect cause for a PARTAY!", Said Pinkie a pink earth pony the appeared out of no where. "AGREED! Tell everyone to meet in the Everfree Forrest next to Zecora's place!", Said Tony running off some place. When Twilight looked to her other side Pinkie was also running off some where. "Well at least today is going to be eventful.", Said Twilight as she continued to walk. LATER THAT DAY. The mane six and the 6 dimension jumpers was gathered in front of Zecora's place. Zecora herself was even out to. "This pony you love claim must be great, to meet him soon i surely cant wait!", She rhymed like usual. "Dude tell me about it i haven't seen him in 4 years! FOUR FRIGGIN YEARS!", Said Leon. "Oh Guys this dude is also a curse attic. like he curse 24/7." Warned Carlos. "I wont mind. It seems that this pony means alot to you guys.", Said Rarity. Al the other mares nodded. "I JUST WANNNA THROW A PARTY WHERE IS HE ALREADY!!!!!1", Shouted Pinkie starting to get impatient. "Its only been 40 seconds." Said KaQula giving a bemused looked. And as on cue. A large portal came out of no where. "Huh looks like I'm a winged horse.", Said a voice within the portal. Out came a brown pony with purple eyes and wings on his back. He looked at all the ponies staring at him with smiles and some was even on the verge of crying or laughing."Ponies....Meh I've seen weirder."
Ep1: The Hole Myth.(Prologue)Ep1: The Hole Myth.(Prologue) 'Once upon a time a profit had a vision, a vision that 7 warriors would rise from their everyday life to take on the job of saving the Multiverse from vile scourge and the most sinister of evil. But the profit was slain by a mystical overlord of evil, by the name of Zed, for giving the people who had none, 'hope'. No one knows if the legend is true or not but its proven and classified as myth. Though some say if the 7 warriors foreseen by the profit, enters GaLe' s Forbidden Pit they will see the infinity and cross to a different dimension to which to be confronted by the Dimension Lords, Ruler of time and space, dimensions and the Multiverse. Each to be given a element to control, and a primary weapon to wield. Though GaLe's Forbidden Pit is sealed off, in case some nut job and his friends think the tale is true and jump in followed by a timely death, But still to this day no one knows for sure. ".....my god that was the most COOLEST STORY EVA!", Hollered a young child, about the age of 7 from under his covers with a Spongebob nightlight and a gleeful expression plastered on his face. It was about 12:30 am, and this child was reading a mini story from a worn yet decent brown book titled, 'Rascals Urban Legends' He put the book on his wood floor before looking up at his ceiling which consisted of 'It's never ogre-Shrek' posters and cat memes. But it was mostly filled with glow in the dark stars which this child seem to stare at the most. That was before his eyes got heavy and he was on the verge of falling asleep, mumbling "If only i could be a warrior." then all that was audible was soft and quiet snores from the child. ____________________________________________________________________ Else where.< "For fuck sakes!" Said a unknown deep voice belonging to a man with a mask over his face, flipping over his desk. He stood up and walked away from the giant screen he was watching the little boy on. He walked to a large window that showed a cast of nothingness before stopping. A unknown creature walked up to his side. "Minion?", Said The man grinding his teeth. "Yez my lord Zed." Said a small creature about 4 ft tall holding a saucer with a cup of orange juice on it. "Request The one who lurks. Also it's feeding time don't get your self fed. "Of course me Lord anyzhing for youz." Said the Minion walking away in a long hall after putting the glass saucer down. He walked down the hall, then there was sounds of gates opening and terrifying growling soon followed by screams of agony. After all that, a odd creature, brown and skinny with blood fresh on its face walked in, and was constantly staring and never seemed to blink, straight at the one who summoned him. "Hello Rake you ate my minion and I'm even more pissed now, but that's besides the point, the leader of the blasted prophecy has found out about the legend and a trigger of events is already unfolding, in about 7 years 7 of the great warriors, the 'Dimension Jumpers' will enter GaLe's Forbidden Pit and see that it will actually open a portal to the infinity showing them time and space its self including the Multiverse. Wait until then to strike before they enter for that is a non fix point in time and could be changed." Said the masked human. The creature's only response was a grunt and a nod. Before walking away Zed said one last thing to the exiting creature."Oh and Rake there's 2 things Ok?, one is stop eating my minions, and two don't show any mercy tearing the Dimension jumpers apart." The creature only smiled(or at least attempted to) before running off. 'Boy is this going to be fun or what?' Thought Zed. 'As long as they don't come in contact with the "Elements of Harmony". He finished the thought as he picked up the glass of orange juice and took a sip form it.
Ep2: Who is watching me?[E-Everyone]7 YEARS LATER "Sometimes i feel like there is something watching me in the shadows you know?, like when walking home at night, it feels like I'm not the only one there. It's so flipping creepy UGH!" I said. The names Pulse! I'm a black haired, brown tone junior high student age 14, and I'm talking to my 6 friends about my paranoia. INTRODUCTION TIEM YAI /)^_^(\ Leon- Ice like hair sky blue eyes and is pretty much a mystery, has a weird likening for snow and ice though. KaQula-Dracula's son half vampire half human *just please,PLEASE don't ask*. Black swayed hair (bangs) daggerd pupils one fang hanging out of mouth.(2nd most terrifying in group) Nio- A DJ. He likes music as much as i do we both have a odd fetish for dubstep ^-^. Up right brown swayed hair like Skrillex but no bald spot.(most terrifying in group beyond scary;_;) Carlos- A pyromaniac to say at the least, he's pretty much the 3 most terrifying in this group. Flaming swayed black hair. Tony- A explosion maniac. Loves explosions, best friend? Minecraft Creeper. Black spiked hair standing upright. He also has a lemon grenade(explanation later) from our little adventure in Aperture Science. And that's pretty much our crew well, *Pretty* much our crew. There is a certain jerk i don't like to talk about yet for some unknown reason i still call him friend. His name is Nexus. Nexus-A 8bit Atari pianist, and pretty good to. Red and white hair spiked, swayed right(bangs swayed right and left) but he also wins the award for being a total class A JERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKAH. And that's us our crew! "No, we don't know." Said Carlos looking at me worried that i might be crazy."I'm pretty sure you are either being stalked or is going coocoo." Carlos said voice giving off with pure with concern. "This talk is taking a odd turn rather quickly, anyhow we're here.", said Tony pointing a figure at the intimidatingly huge wall made out of metal and barbwire. They walked closer as they saw there was no guards in sight, and continued to proceed into the front gate. "Hand me the pliers Nio." Said Leon grabbing a metal bottle from his backpack, inside the bottle was liquid nitrogen amplified. Able to freeze metal instantly. Leon grabbed the pliers from Nio, which he got from his backpack, and cut right through the gate. After pouring the liquid nitrogen on it of course. Tony pulled the gate backwards, because a lot of the gate was inside the ground. After all 7 walked in they was greeted by a giants hole, 'GaLe's Forbidden pit' to be exact. "Holy sons of Morgan Freeman, this hole is huge!", I shouted. "First off, it's a pit not a hole for say. Aaaaand that's what he said." Inserted Nexus as we all made a horizontal line in front of the huge pit. KaQula's sharp 'bat like' ears perked up. He heard something we didn't. "Don't freak out but there is a unknown creature in the shadows, perhaps this is what's been stalking you Pulse.", KaQula whispered. Which i wished he didn't because the creature heard, causing him to pounce. Thankfully he pounced on Tony, not that i don't like Tony, its just Tony has a flipping grenade for freak sake. One that doesn't ever run out, and can be adjusted to do all kinds of things. Tony put the grenade on the weird brown creature and kicked it off of him. The brown creature stumbled backwards and fell into the pit after 5 seconds of nothing aloud explosion was heard from in the pit. "WHAT THE HECK YOU WAITING?, FOR LETS GO", Said Carlos Running face first in the pit. Everyone stared wide eyed at the crazy moth attracted by the zap light. In this case, The crazy Carlos and a bottomless pit. After a good 5 minutes we all jumped in unison. After what felt like 13 minuets of falling, there was something that terrified us six. The bottom of the pit was visible. Scrambling and crapping our self's there was the bottom, when our noses was about to touch the bottom we fell right through the ground. And let me tell you about our LSD Simulation.
Ep3:The Reunion to Farewells.As we went through the floor, we was greeted by multiple colors. We was looking dead smack at the infinity. Then after our acid trip, we has in a large hall, after our warpage through time and space and flying through multiple dimensions, we found our self's in a large court like hall. We decided to walk down the hall like court, we soon found our self's in a room. A very, VERY big room with 3 huge thrones made out of pure gold, diamonds, and ruby. I beautiful sight yes, but on the thrones was 3 brothers. From youngest to oldest. On the first throne, was Dimension Lord 3, And the next 2 is more than self explanatory. We all waved at the 3 lord siblings, who smiled and simply waved back, but unsuspectingly the 3rd brother began to speak. "Young warriors, us 3 have been waiting since your last visit. We redecorated a bit for your arrival. But casualness must be disbanded from here on out. It's time to get serious to the core.", The youngest massive giant spoke. After saying casualness must be disbanded, he and everyone else in the room had a look of seriousness on their faces. The giant continued. "After your test run at Aperture Science, on dimension jumping. We have noticed the Zed has been sending everything hes got on us and you.", The massive giant was about to continue when I, Interjected. "3DL, you might not know but Zed sent a brown creature at us to try and stop us from entering 'GaLe's Forbidden Pit'.", I interrupted. "But he failed terribly, Tony knocked him in and blew him up easily with no problem." I finished. "True young one, but he sent that creature as a warning. A warning to keep you and the rest of you, from succeeding in destroying his darkness and foiling his plans." The Youngest brother finished his talk about the update on Zed. After a few nods to let the lords to go on, The 3rd one began. "Young warriors your leader of The Dimension Jumpers must go through a series of dimensions to learn from heroes across the Multiverse, about combat and a way to defeat Zed. Once and for all." Finished the lord. We all had a look of determination on our faces, except Nexus and KaQla they just had bored looks on their faces. After a moment to regain composure, the 2nd lord began. "We've recently found out that Zed finds the most happiest of places and crushes them with his darkness. His next target is a dimension called Mythology. A odd name? Yes. But don't let that distract you from the objective at hand. Defeat Zed.", Said the lord. After a moment or two, 2 massive sized portals appeared. One was obviously for me and the second one was for the rest of the guys. After our final farewells to me, we all hugged. After, we stood in front of our portals. Before we was about to step in one of the dimension lords spoke. We turned around to see what else they had to say. "Oh and before we forget there is something we must tell you.", Said the youngest brother. "Mm yes, something so crucial to you journey.", joined the second brother. "Ah yes something if you forget can cause the whole Multiverse to fall through your hands. The final brother finished. 'Don't." "Give." "Up." "EVER!", They all finished in unison. If that wasn't pure confidence then i don't know what is. And with that I jumped into my portal and they jumped into theirs. 'Who knows?' I thought. "maybe i can end this training in what, like a about 2 years at the most. Maybe it won't be so bad.' I ended the thought as i gave myself a reassuring smile, while i flew to a different dimension through the infinity.
Ep4: Ponies? I've seen weirder."You failed YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT! And you call yourself a creepy pasta. I HAVE NEVER SEEN A CREEPY PASTA GET HIS ASS KICKED BY A 14 YEAR OLD!", Shouted and shunned Zed at the spirit of the Rake. Zed after his yelling turned around, looking at another one of his minions, this one 7 ft tall and holding a long staff with a glass eye orb at the top of it. "Send him to Hades in the Mythology Dimension.", Calmly said Zed. After receiving a nod from the large minion he pointed his large staff at the Rakes spirit and absorbed it by the eye glass orb part. After the blood curtailing cry from the Rake his entire spirit was sent to the Mythology, Hades realm."Maybe I should use the GOOD Pastas for a last resort. Minion summon SCP 173.", Said Zed. After another nod from the minion he slammed his orb on the floor causing a circle to erupt. Out came a strange statue that was constantly holding his hands out."Great send him to the 'Planet' I want the colorful ass place DESTROYED you hear me?", Said Zed once more. Not really sure if he asked for conformation, like a sign that he's listening when hes a statue. But Sent him away anyway. 4 YEARS LATER "just a farewell friendly spar.", Said Spartan from 'Halo'. "A friendly spar I'm going to kick your ass in!" Said a some what familiar voice. After a intense stare down. "Pulse what the fuck is that?", Said Spartan with a look of concern on his face pointing at the sky. Pulse Looked up and saw it. A giant Covenant ship was dropping a shit ton of Covenant about 10 from each class."I have a better idea who kills the most Covenant out here wins.", Challenged Spartan. Pulse only gave a 'I'm still gonna kick your ass look' Before grabbing a sword handle the looks like a katana abut had a button on it. With the press of it, a sword made of pure plasma erupted from the top of the handle. He dashed full speed at the Covenant that already landed. He spun a 360 slicing a Elite in half. After his first kill he dashed again at full speed to a Hunter but has blasted by its own plasma weapon."HAHA WEEEEEEEEEEEEAK!", said Spartan grabbing a gravity hammer he got from a brute he killed. launching him self in the air then coming down like a meteor on top of the hunter making the gravity hammers signature noise. The hunter fell motionless without a head. A jackal attempted to rush Pulse. But suddenly he disappeared. The jackal stopped he was on high alert when something whispered something in his ear. "Art of the camouflage, Teemo style." Then a long plasma sword went through the jackals chest, then pulling up the sword slicing the jackal half from the chest up. When Pulse kicked the dead body away form him. The spartan walked next to Pulse they both looked at the blue blood and green guts that was splattered all over the place."We are tied it looks like.", Pulse said. He was going to continue talking when he heard something from a short distance away. It was a grunt running away. Pulse looked at Spartan and Spartan look at Pulse. They both smirked before rushing at the grunt. ______________________________________________________________________________ "Well looks like i won!" Said Spartan triumphantly. "PFFFT i totally could of dominated you, but then you pulled that stunt with the gravity hammer.", Said Pulse trying to find a excuse to shut up Spartan. "Oh yeah by the way how you feeling that blast looked like it hurt.", Said Spartan with concern. "A little dizzy from it, Sure but I've done so much worse tis is a disgrace to pain." Joked Pulse. Pulse and Spartan was greeted by a massive big portal."Alrighty then my friend see you after i rape Zed for fucking up my life.", Said Pulse walking through the portal. The portal closed. ______________________________________________________________________________ "Hey Twilight how is it going?" Said a green unicorn with a creeper face for a cutiemark with the biggest smile he can manage and he seemed not to stop bouncing. "Hi Tony I'm fine how are you. You seem happy.", Said Twilight as she continued to walk. Tony joined her side. "My brother MY BEST FRIEND call him what ever but hes coming he's done with his 4 year training!', Said Tony with his still wide smile. "A new pony? Thats Wonderful! this is a perfect cause for a PARTAY!", Said Pinkie a pink earth pony the appeared out of no where. "AGREED! Tell everyone to meet in the Everfree Forrest next to Zecora's place!", Said Tony running off some place. When Twilight looked to her other side Pinkie was also running off some where. "Well at least today is going to be eventful.", Said Twilight as she continued to walk. LATER THAT DAY. The mane six and the 6 dimension jumpers was gathered in front of Zecora's place. Zecora herself was even out to. "This pony you love claim must be great, to meet him soon i surely cant wait!", She rhymed like usual. "Dude tell me about it i haven't seen him in 4 years! FOUR FRIGGIN YEARS!", Said Leon. "Oh Guys this dude is also a curse attic. like he curse 24/7." Warned Carlos. "I wont mind. It seems that this pony means alot to you guys.", Said Rarity. Al the other mares nodded. "I JUST WANNNA THROW A PARTY WHERE IS HE ALREADY!!!!!1", Shouted Pinkie starting to get impatient. "Its only been 40 seconds." Said KaQula giving a bemused looked. And as on cue. A large portal came out of no where. "Huh looks like I'm a winged horse.", Said a voice within the portal. Out came a brown pony with purple eyes and wings on his back. He looked at all the ponies staring at him with smiles and some was even on the verge of crying or laughing."Ponies....Meh I've seen weirder."
