Dimension Jumpers:Stuck in Equestria(Season One)

"You failed YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT! And you call yourself a creepy pasta. I HAVE NEVER SEEN A CREEPY PASTA GET HIS ASS KICKED BY A 14 YEAR OLD!", Shouted and shunned Zed at the spirit of the Rake. Zed after his yelling turned around, looking at another one of his minions, this one 7 ft tall and holding a long staff with a glass  eye orb at the top of it.

"Send him to Hades in the Mythology Dimension.", Calmly said Zed. After receiving a nod from the large minion he pointed his large staff at the Rakes spirit and absorbed it by the eye glass orb part. After the blood curtailing cry from the Rake his entire spirit was sent to the Mythology, Hades realm."Maybe I should use the GOOD Pastas for a last resort. Minion summon SCP 173.", Said Zed. After another nod from the minion he slammed his orb on the floor causing a circle to erupt. Out came a strange statue that was constantly holding his hands  out."Great send him to the 'Planet' I want the colorful ass place DESTROYED you hear me?", Said Zed once more. Not really sure if he asked for conformation, like a sign that he's listening when hes a statue. But  Sent him away anyway.

4 YEARS LATER

"just a farewell friendly spar.", Said  Spartan from 'Halo'.

"A friendly  spar I'm going to kick your ass in!" Said a some what familiar voice. After a intense stare down.

"Pulse what the fuck is that?", Said Spartan  with a look of concern on his face pointing at the sky. Pulse Looked up and saw it. A  giant Covenant ship was dropping a shit ton of Covenant about 10 from each class."I have a better idea who kills the most Covenant out here wins.", Challenged Spartan. Pulse only gave a 'I'm still gonna kick your ass look' Before grabbing a sword handle the looks like a katana abut had a button on it. With the press of it, a sword made of pure plasma erupted from the top of the handle. He dashed full speed at the Covenant that already landed. He spun a 360 slicing a Elite in half. After his first kill he dashed again at full speed to a Hunter but has blasted by its own plasma weapon."HAHA WEEEEEEEEEEEEAK!", said Spartan grabbing a gravity hammer he got from a brute he killed. launching him self in the air then coming down like a meteor on top of the hunter making  the gravity hammers signature noise. The hunter fell motionless without a head. A jackal attempted to rush Pulse. But suddenly he disappeared. The jackal stopped  he was on high alert when something whispered something in his ear.

"Art of the camouflage, Teemo style." Then a long plasma sword went through the jackals chest, then pulling up the sword slicing the jackal half  from the chest up. When Pulse kicked the dead body away  form him. The spartan walked next to Pulse they both looked at the blue blood and green guts that was splattered all over the place."We are tied it looks like.", Pulse said. He was going to continue talking when he heard something from a short distance away. It was a grunt running away. Pulse looked at Spartan and Spartan look at Pulse. They both smirked before rushing at the grunt.

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"Well looks like i won!" Said Spartan triumphantly.

"PFFFT i totally could of dominated you, but then you pulled that stunt with the gravity hammer.", Said Pulse trying to find a excuse to shut up Spartan.

"Oh yeah by the way how you feeling that blast looked like it hurt.", Said Spartan with concern.

"A little dizzy from it, Sure but I've  done so much worse tis is a disgrace  to pain." Joked Pulse. Pulse and Spartan was greeted by a massive big portal."Alrighty then my friend see you after i  rape Zed for fucking up my life.", Said Pulse walking through the portal. The portal closed.

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"Hey Twilight how is it going?" Said a green unicorn with a creeper face for a cutiemark with the biggest smile he can manage and he seemed not to stop bouncing.

"Hi Tony I'm fine how are you. You seem happy.", Said Twilight as she continued to walk. Tony joined her side.

"My brother MY BEST FRIEND call him what ever  but hes coming he's done with his 4 year training!', Said Tony with his still wide smile.

"A new pony? Thats Wonderful! this is a perfect cause for a PARTAY!", Said Pinkie a pink earth pony the appeared out of no where.

"AGREED! Tell everyone to meet in the Everfree Forrest next to Zecora's place!", Said Tony running off some place. When Twilight looked to her other side Pinkie was also running off some where.

"Well at least today is going to be eventful.", Said Twilight as she continued to walk.

LATER THAT DAY.

The mane six and the 6 dimension jumpers was gathered in front of Zecora's place. Zecora herself was even out to.

"This pony you love claim must be great, to meet him soon i surely cant wait!", She rhymed  like usual.

"Dude tell me about it i haven't seen him in  4 years! FOUR FRIGGIN YEARS!", Said Leon.

"Oh Guys this dude is also a curse attic. like he curse 24/7." Warned Carlos.

"I wont mind. It seems that this pony means alot to you guys.", Said Rarity. Al the other mares nodded.

"I JUST WANNNA THROW A PARTY WHERE IS HE ALREADY!!!!!1", Shouted Pinkie starting to get impatient.

"Its only been 40 seconds." Said KaQula giving a bemused looked. And as on  cue. A large portal came out of no where.

"Huh looks like I'm a winged horse.", Said a voice within the portal. Out came a brown pony with purple eyes and wings on his back. He looked at all the ponies staring at him with smiles and some was even on the verge of crying or laughing."Ponies....Meh I've seen weirder."