a funny story (please tell me if i should even bother.)

by freaking_bob

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Random, Adventure
Length: 518

a random funny story about twilight(sorta)

a random funny story about twilight(sorta)

at least i tried to make it funny…

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-07-19 08:46:22 UTC

chapter 1

Twilight Sparkle sat on her bed. she had her legs folded neatly under her body. her purple coat and main where smooth and shimmery and clearly well groomed.  the look she had was one of pure horror. “Spike!” she yelled! “spike helppppp!”

a great deal of thuds and a muffled “i'm coming, hang on!” were heard from downstairs, as spike tried to untangle himself for the ladder the poor baby dragon was on sorting books just before twilight had yelled and scared the hay out of him.

after escaping the death grip of the ladder, tripping on a chair and mumbling all the way up the stairs he burst into twilight and his room “what!” he said a bit louder that was strictly necessary.

“spike! thank celestia you’re here!”  twilight said “i need help! i cant move my legs!”

spike stared at her dumbfounded. “really twilight?” the dragon asked somewhat incredulously.

“what!? i need help spike! i can't move!” the purple unicorn practically screamed.

“twilight… you're sitting on you legs…”

“what! how stupid do you think i am spike! i wouldn't make a mistake like… oh.” twilight unfolded her legs out from under her and stood up. “i knew that.”

spike face-clawed? ”twilight what's going on?” he asked.

“nothing! nothing at all! well... except that i found this.” twilight held up a… omg its a book! how unexpected! well after that strange plot twist, twilight shows the cover of the book to spike.

“what is that?” said spike

“its a book you dumba**!” twilight explained kindly.

“yes. but what's on the cover?”

“stuff!” she yelled and threw the book in his face with her magic!

“ow.”stated spike.

“its our old photo album!” twilight yelled “and don't think i've forgotten about the letter you sent to celestia with the picture of my book fort 2 years ago!”

“hehe! it was so worth it!” spike giggled.

suddenly, a large explosion came from just outside the library!

“what was that!” twilight and spike said at the same time.”i don't know! dont ask me! i’m asking you! hang on! wait! oh never mind.” they said also at the same time.

twilight sighed “well, lets go find out.”

dun dun dunnnnnnn!!!!

twilight hurried downstairs and to the front door. spike on the other hand went to his bed to take a nap. twilight opened the front door and swiftly closed it after her.

“hi twi! how are you doing!” pinkie pie said as she danced around twilight.

“cupcakes!” twilight screamed as she ran from pinkie.

“why does everyone always do that?” sighed pinky as her hair deflated and she stopped prancing. “whats wrong with my cupcakes!?”

twilight sprinted down the street as fast as she could from pinkie pie. before barreling right into rainbow dash!

“wow twi where are you going is such a hurry?” rainbow asked while helping twilight onto her hooves

“i’m running away from pinkie.” said twilight “and i hate cupcakes!”

“not you too! twilight i’m not sliced up into cupcakes!” rainbow exclaimed! “all you guys are doing is making pinkie sad! she is not evil!”

to be continued...