But Nothing Happened

by Neen Router

Rating: teen
Tags: Dark, Alternate Universe, Sad, Other, Random, Twilight Sparkle, Applejack
Length: 2199

Twilight does naughty things, but doesn't. As a result, reality breaks down.

Twilight Sparkle wakes up one morning waiting for Applejack to come over for some rough fun. However, Twilight refuses, and reality breaks down.

This is not a clopfic. This is a story. A story about clopfics and the character residing in it.

Published 2014-07-19 16:40:02 UTC
Last updated 2014-07-19 16:40:02 UTC

Chapter 1: Beginnings

Sunlight poured into the room from the circular window, encasing the room in a warm glow. The weak yellow light reached the bed and onto the eyes of a purple-colored mare, named Twilight, awakening her. Sitting upright in bed, she smacked her lips together while gaining consciousness.

"I wonder what time it is..." she said to herself calmly. She looked over to see an empty basket on the floor filled with pillows. This was her assistant's bed, Spike, who was not present to greet her.

"Hmm, looks like Spike is still gone," she said slowly, stretching her arms behind her back.

She remembered that Spike told her he would be staying a while with Rarity, another friend of theirs, to help her on some gem-finding expeditions. Spike would probably be at the boutique at this time, and Twilight did not think much of it.

Twilight got out of bed, making her way down the wooden stairs of the library. The wooden stairs creaked as she passed, but this did not bother Twilight, since she knew that the library floor was sturdy enough to hold more than just one pony. Making her way to the kitchen, she raised her right hoof in front of her face.

"What a beautiful day for a little research," she yawned.

Entering the kitchen, she prepared a cup of coffee with her magic. Finishing, she raised the cup to her mouth, taking a careful sip of the contents.

"Ah, a lovely cup of tea to wake me up proper." She smiled.

Her drinking did not last long however, as a knock at the door interrupted her.

"Ah, that must be Applejack come to help me with the new spell for earth ponies." She said while walking to the door, leaving her cup of coffee behind. She opened the door, smiling at Aplejack.

"Hello Applejack, thanks for coming along." Twilight greeted.

"Hi, Twi'!" Aplejack said, grinning widely.

"Do come in. I've been practicing this spell for a while, and I'm quite sure you're the best fit for it considering you're an earth pony. Come right in," Twilight invited.

Aplejack continued grinning at Twilight. "I'm ready for a lot a fun, if you know what ah mean." She winked. The two ponies exchanged winks at each other as they entered the library, their eyes drooping down half-way.

"Why are you looking at me like that, Applejack? It's just a mundane spell. There's nothing funny about it." Twilight said while grinning.

Aplejack came closer to Twilight's face, rubbing Twilight's nose with hers. "It's gonna get a lot hotter in here, Twi.."

Twilight agreed, "Applejack, why are you doing that? Stop it... I'm being serious."

Aplejack started using her tongue, licking the underside of Twilight's neck suggestively.

"APPLEJACK WOULD YOU CUT IT OUT AND TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY?" Twilight moaned. Twilight started hugging Aplejack lovingly, getting ready.

"Applejack, I have no idea what you're doing, but I'm not taking any part of it. I'm going back upstairs, you can go back to your farm. I'm really not into that. Please snap out of it, Aplejack." Twilight said lovingly.

Suddenly, the front doors of the Library smashed open. It was Big Macitosh, Aplejack's brother. "Let go of my sister, you messed-up mare!" Before Twilight could react, he turned around quickly and bucked Twilight in the face with a hard kick, knocking her out. Her vision faded to black.

Chapter 1: Beginnings

Sunlight poured into the room from the circular window, encasing the room in a warm glow. The weak yellow light reached the bed and onto the eyes of a purple-colored mare, named Twilight, awakening her. Sitting upright in bed, she smacked her lips together while gaining consciousness.

"Well, that was a weird dream," she said to herself calmly. She looked over to see an empty basket on the floor filled with pillows. This was her assistant's bed, Spike, who was not present to greet her.

"Spike still isn't here, hmm," She said slowly, stretching her arms behind her back.

She remembered that Spike told her he would be staying a while with Rarity, another friend of theirs, to help her on some gem-finding expeditions. Spike would probably be at the boutique at this time, and Twilight did not think much of it.

Twilight got out of bed, making her way down the wooden stairs of the library. The wooden stairs creaked as she passed, but this did not bother Twilight, since she knew that the library floor was sturdy enough to hold more than just one pony. Making her way to the kitchen, she raised her right hoof in front of her face.

"Something isn't right here..." She yawned.

Entering the kitchen, she prepared a cup of coffee with her magic. Finishing, she raised the cup to her mouth, taking a careful sip of the contents.

"...I'm not going to make a cup of tea, this is getting kinda weird," she smiled.

Her drinking did not last long however, as a knock at the door interrupted her.

"Wait, a knock at the door? Oh NO, I am NOT opening that door. This is getting WAY TOO CREEPY! I've got to ask my other friends on what's going on..." She said while walking to the door, leaving her cup of coffee behind. She opened the door, smiling at Aplejack.

"What the, I didn't even open the door. Applejack, what's going on?" Twilight greeted.

"Hi, Twi'!" Aplejack said, grinning widely.

"Applejack, snap out of it!" Twilight invited.

Aplejack continued grinning at Twilight. "I'm ready for a lot a fun, if you know what ah mean." She winked. The two ponies exchanged winks at each other as they entered the library, their eyes drooping down half-way.

"Okay, that's it, I'm going directly to Spike to send Celestia a message, this is going too far!" Twilight said while grinning.

Aplejack came closer to Twilight's face, rubbing Twilight's nose with hers. "It's gonna get a lot hotter in here, Twi.."

Twilight agreed, "LET GO OF ME, I'M NOT EVEN INTO THAT STUFF! I've got to send an URGENT letter to Princess Celestia!"

Aplejack started using her tongue, licking the underside of Twilight's neck suggestively.

"Stop that, ew! Applejack, snap out of it!" Twilight moaned. Twilight started hugging Aplejack lovingly, getting ready.

"That's it, I'm leaving now. I'm walking out the door right now. Stay in there so I can get some help!" Twilight said lovingly.

Suddenly, the front doors of the Library smashed open. It was Big Macitosh, Aplejack's brother. "Let go of my sister, you messed-up mare!" Before Twilight could react, he turned around quickly and bucked Twilight in the face with a hard kick, knocking her out. Her vision faded to black.

Chapter 1: The End

Sunlight poured into the room from the square window, encasing the room in a warm glow. The weak yellow light reached the bed and onto the eyes of a purple-colored mare, named Twilight, awakening her. Lying down in bed, she smacked her lips together while gaining consciousness.

"Oh Celestia, when will this stop?!" she said to herself calmly.

Twilight was 97 years old. She had stopped controlling her kingdom due to her old feeble age. She is fat and ugly. Nobody liked Twilight because of how cruel and power-hungry she is. Celestia even removed her wings as punishment. Also, she had lung cancer, and would simply lay in her bed to slowly wither away, being kept alive only by a life support machine.

Spike had left her a long time ago because of how terrible she is.

"Spike, Applejack, Nurse Redheart, anypony?! I'm not ill! I have my wings! I'm not a tyrant!" She began to cry, delusional to her reality.

"I've got to get Celestia, she'll know what to do!" She yawned weakly.

"I've got to use a long distance teleportation spell. Okay, I'm out of that life support thing. Now, to teleport all the way to canterlot castle..."

There was a knock at the door. Twilight simply stayed staring at the door as Aplejack entered the ward.

"Celestia, Celestia?! Please be here! I've teleported all the way from the Ponyville Hospital to your throne room! Something's horribly wrong!" Twilight said peacefully in her death bed. She had asked Aplejack to put her out of her misery, to unplug the machine.

"Celestia! Thank goodness I've found you! Listen, something is really messed up, something is trying to control us, please help me!"

Celestia was a banana. She is of no use to Twilight in any way. Fruits do not help ponies in any way other than nutrition and marketing.

"CELESTIAAAAA! NOOOO!!!" Twilight whispered thankfully to Applejack as her heartbeat began to flat-line on the monitor.

"I'll...I'll..I'll teleport to the room with the elements of harmony! That'l save us, I hope! Here goes!"

Twilight's eyes began to close as she drew her last b

"I've done it! I've..wait, where's the elements of harmony?"

"...Where is anything? Why is everything white?"

"Hello?"

"I can't see anything. It's just...white. Nothingness... This can't possibly be hidden in the castle, can it?"

"I can't even find the door I came in from. HELLO? Anypony? Celestia? Luna? Well, I could try to fly I guess. Woah, there's no roof....Actually, there isn't ANYTHING here. Where am I?"

"Will somepony find me? Will something happen?

"Well. Okay. I guess... I guess this better than all that weird stuff happening before."

"Hello? Well. I guess that's it, then. All I can do is wait. Something will happen. Something always happens... Somepony will find me and save me. Something always happens. Even when you think you're not doing anything, you're still doing something. Breathing, thinking, sleeping, small talk... All something."

"I'm sure if I just wait here long enough, somepony will look for me, and hopefully find me. It's just a matter of time."

"Something will happen..."

But nothing happened.

Chapter 0:

Sunlight poured into the room from the circular window, encasing the room in a warm glow. The weak yellow light reached the bed and onto the eyes of a purple-colored mare, named Twilight, awakening her. Sitting upright in bed, she smacked her lips together while gaining consciousness.

"" she said to herself calmly. She looked over to see Spike sleeping peacefully in his basket. It was all just a dream, a nightmare, if you will.

"" she said slowly, stretching her arms behind her back.

There wasn't going to be any more naughty farmer ponies, no more princess fruits, no more kicks to the face or life machines. Everything was back to normal.

"" she yawned.

Twilight went downstairs to make a cup of coffee.

""

A cup of tea.

""

You need to return, Twilight.

""

Please come back.

""

I'm sorry.

Chapter 1: Beginnings

Sunlight poured into the room from the circular window, encasing the room in a warm glow. The weak yellow light reached the bed and onto the eyes of a purple-colored mare, named Twilight, awakening her. Sitting up in bed, she smacked her lips together while gaining consciousness.

"Oh Celestia, HELP ME!" she said to herself calmly. She looked over to see an empty basket on the floor filled with pillows. This was her assistant's bed, Spike, who was not present to greet her.

"Where's Spike?! What's going on?," She said slowly, stretching her arms behind her back.

Twilight got out of bed, making her way down the wooden stairs of the library. Making her way to the kitchen, she raised her right hoof in front of her face.

"ALRIGHT, WHOEVER'S RESPONSIBLE, YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE! I'M NOT GOING TO FALL FOR THIS REPEAT AGAIN!" She yawned.

Entering the kitchen, she prepared a cup of coffee with her magic. Finishing, she raised the cup to her mouth, taking a careful sip of the contents.

"Well then. I'm not even going to make my cup of tea. I'm going back to bed!" She smiled.

Her drinking did not last long however, as a knock at the door interrupted her.

"SNORING!" She said while walking to the door, leaving her cup of coffee behind. She opened the door, smiling at Aplejack.

"I"M IN BED SLEEPING!" Twilight greeted.

"Hi, Twi'!" Aplejack said, grinning widely.

"You're not going to assault me, Applejack, my library is locked and I'm in bed. SLEEPING." Twilight invited.

...

Suddenly, Twilight's bed collapsed through the weak floor of the library, ending up on the ground floor. Aplejack bust in, specifically wanting her. Aplejack continued grinning at Twilight. "I'm ready for a lot a fun, if you know what ah mean." She winked. The two ponies exchanged winks at each other as they looked at each other inside the library, their eyes drooping down half-way.

"APPLEJACK, NO! Somepony help!" Twilight said while grinning.

Aplejack came closer to Twilight's face, rubbing Twilight's nose with hers. "It's gonna get a lot hotter in here, Twi.."

Twilight agreed, "I won't keep going through this! I refuse! Please, stop! I don't want to be here! Can anypony even hear me? Get me out, stop this madness, anything!"

Aplejack bucked Twilight in the face for being such a crybaby, causing her vision to fade to black.