Tiara Gets Put Down - Princess Style

by Sweet Cats

Rating: everyone
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Other, Comedy, Random, Diamond Tiara, Princess Celestia, Slice of Life
Length: 1980

Tiara is mean, and well, the only ponies who seem to realize it is foals. But now, Celestia is going to get her back. Get her back real good.

Diamond Tiara is mean, and the only ponies who ever seem notice it are foals. But, one day, Tiara gets to tag along on a business trip with her father - a trip to see Princess Celestia herself. Princess Celestia is not pleased with how Diamond acts, so she decides to take it upon herself to give Tiara what she deserves, or at least what Celestia thinks she deserves.

--Other tag because I don't see Filthy Rich on the Character List. Tell me where he is if you find him.

Published 2014-08-12 20:00:03 UTC
Last updated 2014-09-06 04:24:37 UTC

Celestia Likes Cake

Author's Note

A quick short story I came up with. I don't know how well I wrote it, but I hope you enjoy. Chapter 2 out soon. And is there another word for "meeting"!?

Celestia Likes Cake

"But DADDY!," Diamond Tiara whined to her father. "I don't want to go! Business trips are boring! And it's summer vacation!," she yelled as she was slowly getting dragged from her bed, with only her fore-hooves keeping her glued to the mattress.

"I don't care! We're going!," Filthy Rich groaned before finally using all of his strength and getting a firm grip on his daughter. But she just escaped his grasp. As soon as she was free, Tiara galloped into her closet and locked the door.

"Did I forget to mention that this trip is with Princess Celestia?," he said with a smirk, and turning around to leave the room. "But, I guess if you don't want to go-"

He was interrupted by his daughter grabbing onto his feet. "When are we leaving?," Diamond squealed.

"...Umm, Princess?," the servant asked quietly.

"Nmm, Nmm.."

"Your Royal Highness, do you have a minute?"

"Nmm, Nmm.. Y-Nmm-es? Nmm.. Do you need some-nmmm-thing?," Celestia said loudly as she chewed her food.

"You have a meeting in 5 minutes," he squeaked.

"Nmm-WHAT!?," she yelled as she accidentally spit out chunks of cake.

"The meeting with getting more ingredients for more.. Umm... That," he pointed his hoof towards Celestia's cake. Not a slice of cake, a whole 10 foot tall cake.

"R-right," Celestia stammered quietly. "I better go this instant, because it is on the other side of the castle. Right. I should leave.. now," she said before galloping out the door.

Little did she know, that the servant took a piece of her chocolate cake. And he would die later that day, or end up in the dungeon for a thousand years, depending on the mood Celestia was in when she got back.

The colt and his daughter got off the carriage, with a royal servant pegasus carrying their bags like a mule. He fell behind them, even though he was supposed to show them the way to where the meeting would be held. But Filthy Rich seemed to know right where to go on his own.

"I can't believe I get to personally meet Princess Celestia! Oh, I can't wait to tell Silver Spoon! And I thought hanging out with Twilight Sparkle was cool," Tiara said with an evil grin. It was her default expression in school.

"No, you don't get to 'personally' meet her, it will be in a meeting with a bunch of other business colts and mares, talking about a.. erm.. serious matter. You will sit next to me, at the other end from her," he grunted to his daughter.

"Oh, come on! You are the most-I mean, second most important pony there! You are the one who is selling the supplies of who-knows-what to the Princess! You should be able to choose where you sit! And I ask-I mean request, that we sit.. together, right next to Celestia herself!," Tiara told him in a demanding tone.

"Did you forget who is the parent in this argument?," he mumbled.

"What did you say?," she asked suspiciously.

"Nothing," he quickly replied and it seemed to please Tiara enough.

Celestia galloped through the hallways of the Canterlot castle, surprising every worker there as she went past and blew papers everywhere. Even though she was really fast because of her powerful alicorn body shape, it still surprised everypony because it wasn't something you see everyday.

'40 miles an hour? I'm never going to make it! I can't miss this meeting, it's the most important one of the month! Wait.. Derp, I have magic,' she thought to herself.

Celestia quickly started putting on the breaks, and started to skid down the hallway. She was quickly heading toward a concrete wall, so with wide eyes, she quickly teleported herself into the meeting.

Filthy Rich and Diamond Tiara walked into the office room together. They were super early, but everyone except Celestia was already there. With a quick argument with Diamond, they sat down at their original seating arrangement, at the end of the table.

Tiara looked around, everypony except her was wearing a suit, or semi-formal attire, and was an adult, including her father. But of course, she didn't feel left out. She was obviously the most mature one there. Totally.

'These ponies are oh-so drab,' she thought to herself with her evil grin returning. 'I can't believe they even deserve to be on the same planet as Princess Celestia! Ha! Maybe a quick word with me, Celestia will then throw them into the sun. Of course she will! She would love the idea of removing drab ponies from Equus and throwing them into the fiery star she controls!'

'Or she will ask Luna to banish them to the moon. Most likely banish them for ten thousand years to the moon and send whatever is left of their dust into the sun. I bet the three of us would have so much fun of taking care of those ponies that embarrass us so!' she thought with pride.

'Oh yes, Celestia and Luna will definitely love me! Especially Princess Celestia! She will just love my personality, and my ideas, in fact, she might even make me her official BFF! I mean-she will! Of course she will, what was I thinking? 'Might even'? How silly! In fact, she won't make me her BFF! Oh no, Celestia will be so surprised with my perfection, that she will make me a Princess! Yes, no doubt about it!' Tiara thought with an evil smile.

'Hmm, well.. She would of course let me choose what I will be Princess of... But what would I choose? Hmm, I know! Of everything and every Princess! Yes! And every drab pony will get the same punishment as these ponies in this room! Now then, all I have to do is wait for her to arrive and be amazed by me! It's a foolproof plan!'

GMOs are good for your health

Now of course, everypony would assume that Princess Celestia was absolutely perfect and any spell should she cast, would be perfect.

Wrong.

Now, where was I? Oh, yes... Skidding...

'40 miles an hour? I'm never going to make it! I can't miss this meeting, it's the most important one of the month! Wait.. Derp, I have magic,' she thought to herself.

Celestia quickly started putting on the breaks, and started to skid down the hallway. She was quickly heading toward a concrete wall, so with wide eyes, she quickly teleported herself into the meeting. But she must of accidentally casted a little too quickly, because she ended up in the wrong spot in the room.

Diamond Tiara was just waiting for the Princess to arrive, still working on her fool-proof evil plan that was totally going to work. Totally. So she asked her father for a pen and some paper, and started to scribble down some notes in code, so nopony else could read it. 'None of these ponies are actually smart enough to even understand normal writing anyways! Don't even get me started on code! Erm, stop talking to yourself Tiara... Starting, now!', Tiara thought to herself as she wrote.

But she was really surprised when Celestia poofed into her lap, crushing her hair and her bones. "I just got my hair done! How could y- I mean, I forgive you, umm.. Your Majesty," she said as she attempted to shove the embarrassed (and in shock) Princess off her lap.

"Forgive me? No, I should forgive you for being in my way!" Celestia said a little too loudly before teleporting to her seat. "Erm... I mean.. Oh forget it! I decree that this meeting has begun!"

Celestia poofed up some paperwork, and laid it on the table. "Now then, Mr.Makeshift!"

A brown stallion appeared from behind a room separator. He had dark grey mane and tail with streaks of a lighter shade, that looked like he didn't even brush it. He had an apron that matched his hair, and it looked like it just came out of a thrift store. 'He lives up to his name,' Diamond thought with a snort.

"Yes, my Princess?"

"Fetch me the royal head chef!"

"Yes, Your Majesty!," he replied before running off to fetch the chef.

Within seconds, an orange unicorn with a white mane teleported next to Celestia. She had a large white chef's hat, and a white apron that said, 'Applejack Best Pony' with a picture of a smug Applejack on it. Which was totally weird and unfashionable, so Diamond Tiara snorted (again) at the sight of her.

'What does that even mean? Is she some sort of stalker pony? Is she in love with Applejack? Gross! Who would fall in love with Apple Bloom's sister?'

"Hello, Ms.Cheese! Will you please list the ingredients needed for my uhh.. 'special dessert' that we still need?" Celestia asked politely.

"It would be my pleasure, Princess. Let's see..." Ms.Cheese used her magic to make a grocery list appear. "Milk, check. Strawberries, check. Umm, we are fresh out of grainies, Your Majesty."

Diamond Tiara raised her like she was in class, and Celestia raised an invisible pony eyebrow. "Yes, Ms.Tiara? Is there something wrong? Do you have to use the little fillies room?"

Tiara's cheeks became red with embarrassment. "No, Princess. I have two questions."

"And what are they?"

"One, why do you need cake?"

"Uhh, next question."

"But you haven't answered the first one yet!"

"Princess, the meeting?," a business pony squeaked, but Celestia didn't hear her.

"What is your second question?" Celestia asked, ignoring what Tiara said.

"Fine," Tiara grumbled. "What are grainies?"

"No clue. What are they, Ms.Cheese?" Celestia turned to the orange unicorn.

"I dunno, Princess. Well, I know what they are but I don't know why we add them into cake. Maybe they are good for your health, like G.M.Os."

"But G.M.Os are bad for your health!" Tiara replied with a tone of annoyance.

"Then maybe I should feed you some..." Celestia muttered. "What are G.M.Os anyways? Are they dangerous?"

"No." Ms.Cheese replied.

"Wait, are you trying to poison me, Ms.Cheese?! You are a liar! MR.MAKESHIFT!!" Celestia yelled psychotically.

"I said no, Your Majesty!," she yelped as Mr.Makeshift and a bunch of guards came hurling at her.

"I was joking.. Ugg, can't a princess have ANY fun anymore? This was the best meeting I've had in centuries, and it was still horridly boring! Guards, back to your positions and help Ms.Cheese back to the royal kitchen. Mr.Makeshift, go build me another torchure dungeon. This alicorn is bored out of her mind again." Celestia sighed.

'Wait, this is just the perfect moment! Commence operation Princess Diamond!'

"Wait! Princess Celestia, I have another way for you to have fun!"

"You do?" Celestia raised her invisible pony eyebrow again.

"Yes!"

"Princess, the meeting-" Filthy Rich moaned.

"In a minute, Mr.Rich." Celestia said without taking her glaring eyes at Diamond. "What is your idea, Ms.Tiara?"

"Princess, we really must-"

"SHUT UP!" The princess yelled and zipped Filthy Rich's mouth shut with a magic zipper. "What were you saying, Diamond?"

"First, we get rid of these drab ponies," Tiara said with an evil grin as she looked around the room, seeing frightened business ponies everywhere.

"I am going to like this." Celestia replied with the same evil expression.

'I am going to like teaching this filly a lesson for interrupting my important meetings.' Celestia thought to herself.

Author's Note

This is the least planned chapter I have ever wrote on FiMFiction.net, which is really saying something... Anyways, sorry if you find any errors, or if it isn't well written. :pinkiesad2: