The human world once was the place where wars solved everything from a territorial conflict to better prices for a raw material.
And continued like that for millenniums until the year 2016 when a fictional character from a game appeared from nowhere, this character was Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2 which was developed by Valve.
Heavy was accepted in the society quickly by becoming a cooker in a Sandwiches stance, those sandwiches were extremely delicious by the way.
One day Heavy saw the violence in the streets and he presented as a candidate for be the next president of United States of America for solve those problems, of course there was problems with the populace, they said that a supposedly nonexistent character couldn’t be president of USA. And there was the whole thing as it happened with the black people leading a country (no offense of course).
No sooner after he became president, did the crime rate decrease until it become no-existent, then the economy improve a lot turning USA in an utopia, no more homeless people or poverty and the best thing; no more abandoned animals!. After the great improvement of USA Heavy became the owner of the powerful companies as Starbucks; now called Heavybucks, Apple now is Pootis, Burger King with the new name of Heavy King, Microsoft now turned in HeavySoft and the list continues.
With the companies is his power he started to spread his words around the world, which ended wars between countries for example Israeli-Palestinian conflict and it united countries like North Korea with South Korea establishing The Great Korea.
The world entered in a new age of peace and harmony, one of the most wanted achievements of the humanity was achieved by someone that technically wasn’t from this world.
Months later Heavy was crowned as the Supreme Governor of the World and now he lives in a big mansion far from the populace because he loves calmness, but occasionally he visits a random country.
For his last actions some people worship him as a god, something very…..strange if you ask me.
Even the artists name themselves with one of his famous words like; HeavyRida, Katie pootis, Babyman, Sandvich up, etc.
The world peace is something nice, you don’t have to worry about be assaulted or be killed on terrorist attempt. But for someone like me the whole thing about peace and harmony can get a little…..boring.
I’m in front on my computer scrolling down the infinite amount of websites that the internet has to offer, so I opened Heavy Chrome; even the computers programs had changed their names mind you. At least the gore genre wasn’t remove from existence those games only have an altered name nothing more, that means they still maintain its gore and violence contents.
Yay!
As I continue trying to find something to do, with my left hand I grabbed the coffee cup of Heavybucks and took pleasant sip, feeling the warm sensation on my upper lip and I closed my eyes for enjoy that moment.
With the sip done I focused again in my quest of find something interesting to do by scrolling down the websites, and I continued like that who knows how much time I spent there. I rubbed my eyes with both of my hands of tiredness.
I wanted to give up; there is nothing interesting to do nowadays in the internet. Maybe I should stop this nonsense and start to study or read a book……Ha! Like that was an option.
My gaze went focused in the computer screen when suddenly an odd ad popped up; I said odd because it was odd, I mean it had the acronym TWm in the place where I should click to enter and the background was a big sandwich of jam and lettuce.
As always I would have close the ad but how I was bored as hell for the first time in internet I moved the mouse pointer above the button and opened the ad willingly.
When I clicked the button the page started to load, it didn’t take too long in the contrary it only took 3 seconds. It was a little surprising because this kind of stuff usually take between 5 to 10 seconds.
When the website was fully open I was…… let’s say confused okay?
The page itself was odder than the advertisement; first, the title was TheWishmaker an odd title for a random website but the internet is known by have the oddest thing in the world. And I’m fucking right with that statement; I bet that you at least once found a really weird image for me was Chewbacca ridding a disturbingly oversized squirrel as he fight against Nazi soldiers in a field of flowers.
Have a picture if didn’t understand my description.
And there are more pictures like that that just make you say WHAT THE FUCK?!
But I think that I’m getting out of the point.
The website had a really small description,
Heavy is now wishmaker fairy, make wish below.
I tilted my head a little and then I scrolled down to see a big blank space where I can write the….wish.
At the end of the page was more words written.
Warning: The wish only last 60 seconds, Use them wisely!
Finally I pulled back directly to the backplate of the wooden chair and spoke
‘’The hell!... Is this?’’
This was one of the strangest thing which I stopped by, so I rested my forehead in the palm of my hand trying to process all of this oddness.
But as I said before; I’m bored so I decided to forget about the oddness of the website and write the wish, like I have something better to do anyways.
As I started with the typing I thought about strange facts beside the fact that Heavy a supposedly fictional character is leading the world, but I quickly forgot about that to focus more in what wish I will do.
I smiled softly when I knew what was going to be my wish
I wish to be in Equestria, Canterlot to be specifically, and find Princess Luna who I want to say a few words.
Yeah I’m a brony, deal with it.
Sorry if that sounded harsh, there are people out there that take the whole thing about being a brony a problem, but like before I’m getting beside the point. My little Pony is a nice Tv show created by Hasbro, now is called ……… Pootisbro.
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Okay until now I never complained about the names…… yet but I’ going to complain now, The FUCK WITH THE NAMES, SERIOUSLY PEOPLE?! Why DO THE NAMES ARE THIS terrible?!!!!! WHERE IS THE IMAGINATION?! DID THEY JUST KILL IT AND THREW IT TO THE NEAREST RIVER?!!
I mean hear this titles!
CALL OF POOTIS
SANDVICH SIMULATOR
POOTIS STYLE
SANDVICH ROCK ANTHEN
AND THE FUCKING LIST CONTINUES!!!
a random floating hand appear
*BITCHSLAP*
(Technical issues, stand by please)
My little Pony is a successful TV program nowadays although it was before the arrival of Heavy, but as big as is now. The success was thanks to Heavy who loved the show a lot and he loved the shy character of Fluttershy, in my opinion I kinda hate her, she is so…………..frustrating.
I watched all the episodes even I repeated them more than once because they are awesome, good story, very well made animation, nice characters, a lot of cuteness and more.
As you know I wrote in my wish about Princess Luna, didn’t I?
Well you should know that Princess Luna is my favorite pony and Princess, even I dare to say that She is the best pony, I’m pretty sure that is people out there who support my statement.
Anyways, when I finished typing my wish I held the mouse and moved its pointer to the button that say Make wish. This page has grammatical errors.
Only after I clicked the button did a powerful flash blind my sight of the world, I protected my eyes by covering them with my arms and I fell to the carpeted floor of my room.
After the blinding light ceased I rubbed my eyes and my sight of the world came back to notice something that might get featured in the front page of a lot presses.
In front of me was Heavy in a dress and fairy wings which were moving by their own, Heavy the world leader, the messenger of the peace and harmony, the savior of humanity, etc. Is standing in front of me, right now, dressed as a fairy.
Heavy waved his wand a little ‘’Wish granted’’ and moved his wand toward my forehead.
Without hesitation I quickly tried to speak accordingly to the situation
‘’WHAT THE FUC-‘’ but it was in vain, it has already touched my forehead.
With the blinding flash that blinded me moments ago, I appeared in a big garden filled with every type of flower. And I was afloat inside in a big purple bubble.
‘’What the fuck just happened?’’ I muttered
A strong voice from behind spoke’’Heavy is a wishmaker fairy now’’ I turned to left to notice Heavy with the same fairy outfit which was wearing in my room ‘’and you made wish’’
‘If he’s referring to the wish that I wrote so that mean….’ Like a cold shower I was hit with the revelation that I’m in Equestria, in the Royal Gardens to be exactly.
‘’So this is real?’’ I waved my hands to give emphasis
‘’DA!’’ Right, Heavy occasionally talks in Russian. Da means Yes in English if you didn’t know.
With his big hand(some little birdie once told that those hands are perfectly for yaoi) he pointed to a button that had in it written GO!
‘’When you ready, push button’’
I glanced to the pointed button for a brief moment then I turned to the wishmaker fairy ‘’Okay….emm…thanks’’ I scratched my behind my neck.
‘’Remember tiny man, 60 seconds’’ Wit that said he disappeared with a ‘poof’ and I was inside the bubble alone. I adjust my watch in timer mode and put one minute exactly and I started to move the bubble as a hamster do with his play-sphere until I found what I wanted to find.
With a confident grin I pushed the button and the magical bubble popped like bubblegum, allowing the gravity to do its job, as I fell I started to run the timer.
When I felt the soft grass I gathered all my strength towards my legs and rushed to Luna’s position. The community said that Luna without her starry mane can be cuter than Sweetie Belle or Fluttershy, well, let me tell you that they’re right; very right.
Just before I arrived to her position I shouted with the remaining air in my lungs
‘’LUNAAAAAAAAAA!!’’
My shout made her turn around and spot me, her confused glare couldn’t be cuter than before.
I stopped in front of her and rested my hands in knees panting a lot grasping for all the possible oxygen because what I’m about to say needed it. I glanced to my watch to see how much time remained of my wish.
’25 seconds, good’
I gave one the deepest breaths of my life and started my improved speech
‘’Luna you’re one of the most beautiful ponies that anyone could have ever meet in their life, you’re cute, adorable, huggable, no one can dare to compare to you not even Celestia or Candace even less Twilight. And you forever will be the best Princess and Pony!’’ I fell to my knees extending my arms ‘’Praise the moon!’’
Somehow she managed to understand everything; I said my speech without caring about the pronunciation.
Luna was there with her mouth hanged open accompanied with a very cute blush in her muzzle ‘’Well…Thank you…creature…that was…….nice’’
I glared back to my watch to notice that I’m getting out of time.
'13 seconds'
‘Now or never’ I thought as I stood up.
‘’Before I go..’’
I quickly grabbed her cheeks earning a surprised blush and pulled her close to me connecting our lips together, not caring about the whole thingy of different species.
I broke the kiss and looked at her for a last time. She was shocked but at the same time she was blushing harder than before with her jaw open and she locked her gaze with mine.
I started to feel that the spell was losing effect on me so before it got me I say the last words waving my hand as a signal of good bye.
‘’Good bye Lulu, Love you!’’
With that said I vanished from her sight.
With the same blinding flash I appeared on top of the bed’s mattress, I moved my hands to rest between my pillow and head.
‘’Best fucking 60 seconds in my whole life’’
Meanwhile in The Royal Gardens…..
The Princess Luna stood in the grass trying to process the last events which happened too fast for her compression as she kept staring the spot where the creature declare everything for her. With her right hoof she touched her lips where the creature so passionately kissed her, after a while she lowered it.
‘’We never caught its name’’
Author's Note
I regret nothing!
My first one-shot fic, the idea came up when I was trying to catch the bus, which I failed, and I arrived late
The idea was bothering me until I wrote it so now I can freely continue writting my others stories.
Reminders:
-English is my second language
