Lyra and Rainbow Dash's Gassy Adventures
"What a crappy movie" Rainbow scoffed as she trotted in Lyra's house, licking her teeth trying to get the popcorn cournals out. "Yeah, the cast sucked, well just basically everything sucked!" Lyra responded leading rainbow dash to the living room. Lyra sat down. "Have a seat" she said invitingly to Dash. "We can talk about the movie a little more." "Ughhh the casting was aweful!" Dash responded "who the hell is Tommy Wiseu anyway?!" "Yeah, that's what everyone in the movies was wondering" Lyra said as she started shuffling uncomfortably.
Lyra started shuffling uncomfortably. Her stomach was growling and she knew that something was going wrong. "Uhh Dash?" She said in a shaky voice. "Did you put butter on the popcorn?" "Well, it't not popcorn without butter... so yes I think I did" Dash responded condesendingly. Lyra was not amused. She kept shuffling in her chair hoping the stomach pain would go away. Dash went on and on about the flaws of the movie. Lyra wasn't even listening, she was just so conserned about her stomach. Dash kept asking questions such as "what do you think?" All Lyra could do was agree. She didn't even know what she was agreeing with! Lyra then felt some gass rumbling up into her colon. She knew she had to fart. As much as Lyra wanted to hold back. She couldn't. Dash kept rambling on. Frankly, she was sounding like the Nostalgia Critic with all her bitching. Lyra had to pass her gas some how. She lifted one leg up, and tried her best to make the fart as silent as possible.
It came out like a WOOSH of wind, as the word "Success!" Ran through Lyra's mind, the smell of potent rotten eggs, and cheese made her think differently. Dash snorted. "What's that smell?!" "What smell?" Lyra asked almost blushing. "There's no way you don't smell that" Dash responded to Lyra's lie. Lyra had the feeling again. This time, it was going to be big. She lifted one leg up, and as soon as she started lightly pushing, it happened.BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!
"Oh my" Dash said. "That was huge! hehe Do another one!" Lyra got confused. She let out another one. PFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTT! Dash started rapidly sniffing the air. "hehe, nice one!" Lyra felt devious this time. Since she was feeling so embarassed by Dash, she thought she would dish out some punishment. She quickly shoved her plot in Dash's face, forcing her down. "Well Dash, since you seem to like embarassing me, I guess You can take my gas full on!" Lyra said tauntingly. "What No! I didn't mean to-" BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP! It made a distorted noise because it was in Dash's mouth. "Ohoho! That was big!" Lyra said. Dash made a small weeping noise while Lyra farted. "What's the matter Dash? You don't like my farts?" Lyra kept taunting. Dash tried to talk, but the only thing she was able to say was "MRRPH MRRPH MRRPH MRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPH!" Lyra's asscheeks engulfed Dash's face, and she was unable to breathe that well. PFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTT! Dash was gagging at this point, but something inside her head told her that she was liking this. Dash stuck her tongue out making it touch Lyra's marehood. "ACK!" Lyra screamed as she jumped off of Dash who quickly got to her feet. "Lyra, I need to tell you something" Dash said shyly. "I uhh.. I have a..." She trailed off. "I have a fart fetish."
Lyra was surprised. "You have what?" Dash at this point got extremely angy. "I HAVE A FART FETISH, OKAY!?!?!?!" Lyra was not expecting this. She thought she was the embarassed one." Lyra commanded. She wanted to help Dash out with her fetish. Dash obliged and said "I'm ready when you are!" Lyra jumped and landed plot-first onto Dash's face. Dash squeeked quite a bit at this. "Hey that hurt!" She shouted in dispair. Lyra responded with a big bubling fart right into Dash's mouth. PRRRRROOOOOOOOOOP! Dash then started to lick Lyra's plot, making her tounge pepentrate it. Lyra started moaning. "Oh yeah! Tounge my tight plothole!" PRRRPRPRPRPRPPRRP! Another fart rippled out of Lyra's plot as Dash lapped at it. "Okay, I'm almost all out of fuel. I'm gonna try to make this the best for you!" Lyra then said to Dash. PFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTT! It was the biggest fart Dash had ever heard in her life! And it was in her face! Lyra sighed in relief. "So did you like that, Dash?" "Love it!" Dash responded. "Maybe we could do this again some time.
